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LepersfromMars
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INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN. I couldn't even sit through it on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."
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Lurrr
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Isn't the whole movie based on the ideas of Scientology? It's based on one of L. Ron Hubbard's books I believe, and the Church of Scientology wouldn't let the film be made unless it stuck rigidly to the book. Which is probably why it is a huge bloated turd of a movie.
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EvilLunch
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Yeah, it gave me nightmares too[Oompa Loompas.. :shudder:], but damn if I don't love it anyway..
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Zion Ravescene
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron: Never! Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is wonderful! Evil dwarves! Deranged and sadistic Chocolate factory owners! Annoying kids who are systematically killed off for the horrendous crime of being annoying kids! All this adds up to a marvelously bizarre waste of time! All of that and Roy Kinnear! I still love that movie.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:
Razor Blade Smile
It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.
Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.
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FryMeARiver
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Bicentenial Man.
I can't speak about how horrible that movie was, or I'll hurt someone.
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zapperdan
Bending Unit
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« Reply #216 on: 04-13-2005 22:38 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2005 22:38 »
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i can't remember if i posted this before, but: rollerboys eurotrip underworld zoolander i can't remember anymore. oops, yes i can, alien resurrection and ANY adam sandler film, i want to smash that guys face in, so bad
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Sil
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Duel by Steven Spielberg.
Now, I appreciate that that film was revolutionary at the time, but now, you sit, and you watch it, and believe me, there is only so long that you can watch a guy in a car being chased by another guy in a tanker with little or no dialogue or erm... anything else really, before it starts to wear seriously thin. And at the end, you sit back, and you say "fuck me, did I really just waste two hours of my ever-dwindling life watching that crap?"
So... yeah.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: Originally posted by LLL in this thread: lotr the fellowship of the ring
Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread: battlefield earth I'm sorry, what lunatic asylum did you say you were posting from? What I fin even more puzzling is: Originally posted by LLL in this thread: lotr the fellowship of the ring
Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread: lord of the rings the two towers lord of the rings the return of the king That's like saying you hated Star Wars, but paid money to see TESB and ROTJ anyway.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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canned eggs answered the question. Howard the Duck was one of, if not, the worst movies ever.
Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever.
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by chay's head: The Bourne Supremacyone second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel. That never happened! After the car chase he walks out of the tunnel. I didn't mind the camera work too much, at least it's different, it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).
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Mr. Potter
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire). Dude, that's art!
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Repressing memories of Howard The Duck again.
Done.
Oh, and all those stupid Movies with teenagers having a car trip across America to get a Car or Tape suck automaticly.
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Cenobite
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Originally posted by Melllvar: My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:
Razor Blade Smile
It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.
Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat. I have this on video. Not sure why. I think it was very, very cheap. I almost never watch it. I have seen a worse film, Prom night 2: cherry's revenge. I couldn't sit through the whole thing. There was literally no plot.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #236 on: 04-18-2005 14:06 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2005 14:06 »
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner: Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever. It's a valid opinion if you simply don't like these movies, afterall beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but where's the logic in claiming the first part of a trilogy is the worst movie ever made, and then you go out and buy, not watch or rent but buy, the next two installments. That's like saying season 1 of Futurama is the worst crime against humanity ever broadcast, but you wouldn't mind buying season 2, 3 and 4.
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Originally posted by chay's head: the way i remember it was: - Car Chase - Car crash in tunnel - Some sort of fight in tunnel - Him walking out of the tunnel.
No fight! Bourne gets out of the taxi with his gun and checks that Kirill (Karl Urban, Eomer from LOTR) is dead, and he is! His head is all mushed from the crash! Then he walks out, just watch it again, you're brain has misfired or something.
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Neavers
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Ermmmm..... most of them these days suck noodles.
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