Worst Movie Of All Time

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The wrost movie was lady in the water I give it   

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Is criminal justice an actual class?

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The worst movie of all time is Gossip.  Annoying and pointless

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movies I couldn't sit through -

*Sense and Sensibility
*Moulin Rouge
*Not Another Teen Movie (I don't know WHY I bothered to watch that one)

edit: I completely forgot Citizen Kane - top 100 movies of all time my ass! worst movie ever.

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rosebud was the name of a sled? give me a f%*$ing break!

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i take it noone else had to attempt to ignore snakes on a plane.. it was so bad. so so bad..

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It's no "Black Snake Moan", but it quenches your Samuel L. Jackson/snake thirst.

Randi, I was going to make fun of you and say you're probably the only person in history to hate "Not Another Teen Movie" AND "Citizen Kane", but then I realized that I dislike both, too. Friends forever?

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Forrest Gump. ARRRGH! so annoying. I had to watch it in english class.

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corpse bride

its absolute rubbish. i had to see it in english aswell! 

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Why do they always have to show us crap movies that nobody likes in english?? WHY!!!????
Oh, I forgot to mention The Sandlot Kids. Guess when I had to watch that??

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Both of those movies are great. Show some respect, sucka. I also watched both of those movies in school. But that was in the '90s. Both are probably a little too old for your bratty, annoying generation.

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It's called the Sandlot. If you're gonna diss the movie get the title right then.

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Hmm, the title on the cover was "The Sandlot Kids" It wasn't THAT bad, but....
Edit: Sorry if I've offended anyone.

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I don't normally like to put shit on anime, as it already cops so much flack... but Dead Leaves... What the FUCK!?
I get that it's maybe trying to be stylized and postmodern and stuff, but good lord... what an incoherent mental pile of garbage...
Somewhere amid the shit being sucked out of people's arses with hoses, anal rape with a giant drill bit (as slapstick comedy), the woeful animation, and the derivitive 'plot' that was more hole than story, I completely lost what little faith in humanity I had left.

Things like this are what keep anime firmly stuck at the bottom of the barrel. Folk who produce shit like that should be shot to cleanse the creative world of their degrading influence.

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I hate those pokemon movies they make me crinch.

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Cringe?

I agree.
I also forgot there was a dedicated anime thread. My apologies for that.

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:

Razor Blade Smile

It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.

Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.

Funny, I was about to post this movie again.   I picked up the DVD box in HMV just now to read the back, and it reminded me how bad it really was and what utter tosh the goths will eat up.  If any movie was made to a specific demographic, then this is it.

What do we have?  Well, we have the female lead, bedecked in PVC, leather and jet-black hair, and for good measure we'll give her a couple of guns.  We have liberal amounts of bloodletting and pointless nudity, goths have a thing for lesbians too, so let's make sure she gets down and dirty with a chick.  And yeah, the stupid ending, which almost made me want to kick the TV in.

Even thinking about it makes me want to fly into an apoplectic rage.

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It's what Buffy should have been!

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At least Buffy was well-written.

I think one of the reasons that this movie is so bad, is that it had so much potential to be great, and it failed so spectacularly.  So disappointing.

It might as well be a video by Fields Of The Nephilim.

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elollipop sux!! it was made in the 60's though i think 

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
At least Buffy was well-written.

Also, Sideshow Luke Perry was in it.

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pirates of the whatever- gay gay gay         

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high school musical its %$*& to anybody that likes it             its pure 

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Hobgoblins.

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apparently, they're making a straight to DVD sequel

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Hobgoblins was horrid, MST3K done a nice job with it though.

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Its the eeiiighties! do a lotta coke and vote for Ronald Reagon!

Gremlins Clones, eh kids?

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The only movie I remember disliking was Lord Of The Rings. It was boring!

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YOU'RE boring.
LotR has Orcs! Do YOU have Orcs?
Well?? Do you?

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It's not even made yet, but it promises to be the worst movie ever.

The new Star Trek movie.  Read msg # 235 - it says it all.

 http://trekmovie.com/2007/11/08/winona-ryder-is-amanda-grayson/

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Its the eeiiighties! do a lotta coke and vote for Ronald Reagon!

When did Hardware Hank get a government contract?

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Originally posted by Vanguard20:
The only movie I remember disliking was Lord Of The Rings. It was boring!

Jesus H. Bekweesus; Lord of The Rings boring?  Are you out of your so-called mind? 

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Wow... the new Star Trek movie is going to suck ballz.  At least according to poster #235.  I'll try and avoid it. 

Also, I have a roommate that hates Lord of the Rings.  He also hates 300, and Nicholas Cage.  And he thinks Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie.

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I'll have to agree about the new Star Trek movie. I haven't seen all of them but from what I've read it'll suck. Also the high School Musical shit must be destroyed whose idea was it for that crap?

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300 did suck, Nick...

Another movie that has me steaming mad is Norbit. What's terrible about this movie is that it's the most unfunny piece of dogshit in the world and it's a comedy so you can't make fun of it!

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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:

I'll have to agree about the new Star Trek movie. I haven't seen all of them but from what I've read it'll suck.

The best of the Trek movies is The Wrath of Kahn.  The worst is either Nemesis or The Final Frontier.

The upcoming Trek movie probably won't bring in new fans and will totally piss off the old fans.

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Meh I hate prequels, I can't think of a single one that didn't felch in a big way, doesn't really bother me though as its not like I'm actually going to pay see it.
The only bright side for you trekies is that at least it promises to be shit which is better than promising to be good and turning out to be shit.

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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
 The best of the Trek movies is The Wrath of Kahn.  The worst is either Nemesis or The Final Frontier.

The upcoming Trek movie probably won't bring in new fans and will totally piss off the old fans.

Have to agree about Wrath of Khan. Never seen Nemisis probably never will. TOS and the subsequent movies with the original cast all the way for me baby. I wont bother too see my parents are old Trek fans and as soon as they heard they went off the deep end so I'm not going to bother.

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It's gonna be interesting to see what happens.  I remember when Star Trek: The Next Generation came out.  TOS fans were marching around with torches & pitchforks, screaming "Patrick Stewart?  He's no Kirk!  Burn him, he's a witch!"

One clear indicator that the new movie will suck is they brought on Winonna Ryder, who I can't stand.  I don't think she can act her way out of a paper bag (when she's not doing time for shoplifting, that is)...

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Hehehe, I was going to make the comment that all the staff members better invest in security to protect their belongings.