Worst Movie Of All Time

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I haven't seen Batman and Robin, so I can't compare it to Prom Night 2, sadly yet happily

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Originally posted by Neavers:
suck noodles.

What you got against sucking noodles, eh?
You have a better way of eating them? 

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Originally posted by Zogonif:
Starship troopers 2 damn that movie was crap compared to the first one

Any movie that is crap compared to the first Starship Troopers (which I have on DVD, just for the camp/cliché value. Also, it has Dina Meyer in it.) must suck pretty badly.

But one move that really bugs me is Sean Connery's only real failure, The Russia House... The plot goes like this:

Boy is being some kind of boring wallflower agent.
Boy goes to Russia.
Boy meets girl (at least this could be the start of a storyline, clichéed though it may be)
Boy finds out that girl knows stuff about shit and stuff.
Boy goes home.

And that's pretty much it. Fuck that. I could have been playing Lemmings instead!

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 

Originally posted by chay's head:
the way i remember it was:
 - Car Chase
 - Car crash in tunnel
 - Some sort of fight in tunnel
 - Him walking out of the tunnel.

No fight! Bourne gets out of the taxi with his gun and checks that Kirill (Karl Urban, Eomer from LOTR) is dead, and he is!
His head is all mushed from the crash!
Then he walks out, just watch it again, you're brain has misfired or something.   

ah, thanks for that. i don't think i'll be watching it again anytime soon. As i said, i think my brain compacted the whole experience for easy forgetting.

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Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
 Any movie that is crap compared to the first Starship Troopers (which I have on DVD, just for the camp/cliché value. Also, it has Dina Meyer in it.) must suck pretty badly.

But one move that really bugs me is Sean Connery's only real failure, The Russia House... The plot goes like this:

Boy is being some kind of boring wallflower agent.
Boy goes to Russia.
Boy meets girl (at least this could be the start of a storyline, clichéed though it may be)
Boy finds out that girl knows stuff about shit and stuff.
Boy goes home.

And that's pretty much it. Fuck that. I could have been playing Lemmings instead!

What's your opinions on The Avengers BTW?

On the subject of the Rodina, I personally really enjoyed The Bourne Supremacy, though I do admit the shaky camera-work did leave my head spinning slightly.
Good old GAZ Volga, take on the enitre DPS, nye problyem! Crappy German Mercedes 4x4 - pffft!

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Yes, I liked it, it was a sweet gig for Matt Damon too, he basically had 15 lines in the whole thing!
Hope they do Bourne Ultimatum and don't muck it up.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Yes, I liked it, it was a sweet gig for Matt Damon too, he basically had 15 lines in the whole thing!

Still not as good as his part in Team America.

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heh ^

also, Faze, wasn't one of them called the Bourne Legacy, or do i fail again?

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
 What's your opinions on The Avengers BTW?

None, haven't seen it. The art direction looks crappy.

Why do you ask?

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Well, don't rush to see it...
Anyway, that had Sean Connery in it as the bad guy - and is generally classed as a "career failure\low point" for pratically everybody involved.
I was wondering if you were classing it as not a "real" failure because it was not really a real performance Sean put in anyway...

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The Avengers was so bad, I actually think I died watching it.

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I saw Gigli twice in 2 weeks. Pretty damn bad.

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League of Extradoriary Gentlemen

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I'd have to go with The Crow Part 3. I'm sure there are worse films but i'm pretty good at avoiding them.

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Originally posted by Mr Fuzzywuvems:
I'd have to go with The Crow Part 3. I'm sure there are worse films but i'm pretty good at avoiding them.

If it's worst than part 2 it must be pretty damn Horrific.

Also, on the Avengers note, avoid it, avoid it like the plague. It is as bad as everyone says.

However, there are some films that are soo bad, they're good. In a twisted, silly sort of way. Case in point: Evil Dead 3; Army of Darkness. The special effects are crap, the acting is a bit ropey, but is such a great film! 

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The whole Evil Dead trilogy are pure masterpieces. Speaking of which- I just ordered the boxed set 

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Is that the box set thats made to look like the Necronomicon?

Here's another craptastic movie.

Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)
Story: Sean Barker became the unwilling host to an alien bio-armor known as the Guyver. A year ago he destroyed the Kronos Corporation, an organization of mutants who want the Guyver. Now he is trying to find why the Guyver unit forces him to fight and kill evil. He is lead to an archeological site where scientists discover an ancient space craft. Now he must fight Kronos again before they discover the secrets of the Guyver's origin.

Its basically like watching a 2 and half hour episode of "Power Rangers" the suit are probably left overs.

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Necronomicon (Ex Mortis)? Unfortunately not. I don't think that's a box set, though... Doesn't it only include the first one?
But I will get it later, though I will then have two different discs of the first movie... Well, I have two different DVDs of the original Predator movie too.

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Originally posted by Coilette:
However, there are some films that are soo bad, they're good. In a twisted, silly sort of way. Case in point: Evil Dead 3; Army of Darkness. The special effects are crap, the acting is a bit ropey, but is such a great film!   

The first two Evil Dead films are so bad they're good.  Army of Darkness is so good it's good.

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stop confusing me! We'll call it a truce and say they're all good then.

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The Evil Dead movies are just plain good. For a movie to qualify for so bad it's good status it has to star Steven Seagal.

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Originally posted by Mr Fuzzywuvems:
For a movie to qualify for so bad it's good status it has to star Steven Seagal.

My favorite is the one where he got beat up by that sixty-year-old janitor.  Oh, wait.  That wasn't a movie.  That happened to him in real life.

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Originally posted by DogDoo8:
Here's another craptastic movie.

Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)

Is that the one starring Mark Hamill or the sequel?

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Originally posted by David A:
 My favorite is the one where he got beat up by that sixty-year-old janitor.  Oh, wait.  That wasn't a movie.  That happened to him in real life.

Wait.  I thought that was Jean Cleade Van Damme.

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Same thing... Also, Chuck Norris.

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Satans Dog is so terrible it's hilarious.

A dog kills a bunch of people because he was mistreated as a puppy... also he gets posessed.

Best scene: woman taking a bath, the dog walks in, plugs a hairdryer in (somehow) and drops it into the bath, killing the woman.
Then unplugs the hairdryer.

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XXX.

Soon to be trumped by: XXX: State of the Union.

Who the fuck decided to make a sequel to that thing?  Also, have you noticed that the one talent Vin Diesel has is knowing when he's been in a shit movie?  Unfortunately, it only kicks in after the movies been produced.

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The fast and the furious
2 fast 2 furious
heard rumor about third moive 'so fast so furious'

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Originally posted by mikey:
I saw Gigli twice in 2 weeks. Pretty damn bad.

This movie did'nt even reach the cinema's over here in australia it went straight to video
 

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Thirteen

I watched bits of it last night and I thought it was crap. I know that still can really happen to most teen age girls that have sex, take drugs and give lip to their mothers.

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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Who the fuck decided to make a sequel to that thing?  Also, have you noticed that the one talent Vin Diesel has is knowing when he's been in a shit movie?  Unfortunately, it only kicks in after the movies been produced.

*Vin Diesel goes to XXX 2 producers*

Vin: So, I hear you guys are making another XXX movie.

Producer #1: Yep.

*long silence*

Vin: Can I be in it?

Producer #2: Sorry Vinny baby, but you're not XTR3m3 3Nuff anymore! Today's 3dgey t33ns n33d s0m3thing m0re than Vin Diesel!

Vin: What are you talking about?! I'm still extreme! Didn't you the "The Pacifier"? And whatabout "Chronicles of Riddick"?! I'm still cool and relavent to today's kids!

Producer #3: Sorry Vin, your time has passed.

Vin: FINE! I'll make my own XtR3m3 movie, and you'll be sorry that you didn't accept me!

*Vin storms out*

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BUMPED AGAIN!

The Incredibles
Cursed
Hallow Man (That made me hate Kevin Bacon)
Halloween Ressurection
Spy Kids (All of them)
Hitch
Napoleon Dynamite
Chicken Run
Wallace and Grummet

Yeah so, I'm ready for the bricks to be thrown at me *Puts helmet on*. Bring them on.

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White Noise really sucked ass. It try to be arty farty and creepy but it ended up as crap on the side walk.

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Spacedal11- How could you say the Incredibles is a bad movie? 

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I used to like you Spacedal! But first you rape me, leading to my turn to vampirism, then you don't like The Incredibles? For shame! Please tell me you liked The Iron Giant!

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Originally posted by Mr. Potter:
I would like to know what is in your opinion the worst movie of all time(at least that you can remember).

Love Actually.

*kills self after having to remember the movie to post this reply*

Master of Disguise is also quite horrible. I rented both these movies on dvd only several months ago I think it was. It was torture having to watch both of them, but I had to after I paid to rent them to get some kind of value for money.
It is true that there are way too many movies I haven't seen, but i can't imagine one much worse than the one I just nominated (I don't want to type the title again).

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The Incredibles I can accept, but you hate the Wallace and Grommit films? Do svidaniya, comrade.

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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
Spacedal11- How could you say the Incredibles is a bad movie? 

Like this, "It was a bad movie". Hey not everyone had to like it.

Bushmeister: It scares me. Somehow I love clay animation but I'm afraid of it at the same time. The Nightmare Before Christmas I could talerate but Wallace and Grummet is just to freaky for me.

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The Darkness

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all you people are complaining because she didnt like the incredibles, when when she didnt like napolian dynamite, that was like the greatest movie i ever seen, gosh!!!