Worst Movie Of All Time

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Oh no please don't attack me that light sword that looks like it was created by using a crayon to draw over the cell of this movie.

TotPD

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  Well that's what happens when a movie is made on a budget slightly smaller than the average fun-sized mars bar.

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I thought it was a Celebration size Mars bar cause it sure looked like it.

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  Maybe some fat guy stole and ate the mars bar, and they had to make do with offering people the possibility of a mars bar.

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Originally posted by Brain Sluggo:
You are all Bad Movie amatuers. I have seen things that would make your eyes bleed and send you screaming from the theater. Here's a little research for you, if you're into that kind of self-abuse (*=very highly recommended):
*BadMovies.Org
*Mr. Cranky

I love Mr. Cranky.  My favorite reviews are Doug's 1st Movie, the Tigger Movie, the Wizard of Oz, the Matrix, Eyes Wide Shut, Showgirls, Goodburger, & simply irrestistable

Now, for BAD movies, I suggest the following:  Spice World.

Yes, just picture 90 minutes of 5 girls that don't strip nor go down on each other, but talk and sing... for 90 minutes!
If that's not enough, the movie is about a newspaper editor who wants to ruin the Spice Girls' wild populatiry (in the first half of the movie everyone's cheering about how great the Spice Girls are).

Here's a line from the movie:
Spice girl #1:  I never know what to wear.  Its either the little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, or the little gucci dress.
Spice Girl #2:  I know!  How about you wear the little gucci dress?
Spice Girl #1:  Thanks!

I am not making this up.


Has anyone ever watched Mystery Science Theater 3000?  One of my favorite shows, and some of the worst movies ever made.

*Scene from the Amazing Colossal Man*
<a woman and a cop are staring at a huge footprint>
Cop:  hmm, this print must have been made by a man over 50 feet tall!
Woman:  Glenn was 50 feet tall...
<they pause to think this over>

Sweet Zombie Jesus, who else do they know that's 50 feet tall?!?!?

ahem, I'm done now.

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Worst Movie of All Time: Fight Club
I watched it.  I can't unwatch it.

Honorable Mention: Pretty Woman
This is the only movie I've seen that was so boring that I fell asleep in the theatre while watching it.  I didn't even find out that Jason Alexander was in this movie until I saw it again when it was shown on television.

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Hey, I liked fight club! it was good. snatch is good too.... but i just flipped to the last page so i don't know.... did anyone say titanic already? because that is the LONGEST, BORINGEST, STUPIDEST attempt at a motion picture since that one movie that was so stupid i forgot the name..... fortunately.

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Welcome to PEEL, AClosetFan! Guess you're out of the closet now, huh?

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i guess i am... lol 

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MagicToaster: that line from The Amazing Colossal Man is good, but the moment that always makes me laugh is when they have the giant syringe inside the helicopter. The only way it would work is if they removed the windshields, and risked dropping the syringe...

Pan down to a family barbeque.
Dad: "Okay, who wants hot dogs!?"

A whistling noise grows louder as kids gather around the grill. A giant syringe suddenly falls from the sky and plunges its needle through the top of Dad's head, simultaneously skewering him and driving him into the ground.
Dad: "Ack!"
Betty Sue: "Mommymommymommy! God killed Daddy with a giant lawn dart!"

(Almost as funny as what actually happens with the giant syringe. Jesus, that was stupid.)

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Betty Sue: "Mommymommymommy! God killed Daddy with a giant lawn dart!"

(Almost as funny as what actually happens with the giant syringe. Jesus, that was stupid.)

LMAO!!!!! THAT'S FREAKING FUNNY!!!! though the real movie.... that's freaking disappointing....

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Freddy Got Fingered.  I suggest therapy after watching that "movie"...

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Has anyone seen Storytelling?
Total piece of garbage.
Never Been Kissed, Blair Witch 2 and You've Got Mail may suck, but at least they aren't pretending to be what they're not. Storytelling was pretending to be art when in reality it is boring and poorly made lameness. Ditto for Mulholland Drive. What's with all the critical acclaim!? If I wanted to watch a girl masterbating so furiously that she's sweated through all of her clothes, I'd watch a porno. And I'd bet the acting wouldn't be as bad in the porno, either.

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Originally posted by MagicToaster:
Just picture 90 minutes of 5 girls that don't strip nor go down on each other, but talk and sing... for 90 minutes!

What, Coyote Ugly, you say?

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The worst Movie I've ever seen?!? That's difficult, but I think it's Dirty Dancing. It's such a BOOOORING movie! We had to see it in English and as much as I like watching English movies I wasn't able to even listen to it. I just heard some giggling from time to time.. then I fell asleep again.

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Snow Dogs=Worst movie knowed to man.

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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
Snow Dogs=Worst movie knowed to man.

If one knows it...

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Haha, remember when Cuba Gooding Jr. was popular and won oscars and stuff? Yeah, that was a riot.

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I think the hands of Fate was a good MST..bring back The Bot's !!!

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The worst movie of all time is: RICKY-OH (chinese action) http://us.imdb.com/Title?0203073

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Plan 9 From Outer Space. Funny but bad.
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Anything that was ever on Mystery Science Theatre 3000...though I love the show...

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The movies shown on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 are bad, but they're still worth watching just to make fun of.  There are other movies that are bad, but there isn't anything to make fun of in them.  Those are worse.

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almost all movies from VanDamme and Chuck Norris are pure crap..

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Most (maybe even all) those teen movies suck ass.

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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Most (maybe even all) those teen movies suck ass.

Hey... I agree with you in THAT case!

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Well I'm having quite a crappy day so far and then I decided to watch that film called 'The Bodyguard' because my mum's friend lent it to me. And what a pile of crap. I couldn't even finish watching it, I turned it off half way through. Thats definately got to be one of the worst movies of all time 

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What I can remember is friday 13 1 to how many?

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Originally posted by Speli:
Anything that was ever on Mystery Science Theatre 3000...though I love the show...

I think we need to come up with a way to distinguish between shitty movies and Bad movies.

Shitty movies are high budget, mindless, and unwatchable.  Can anyone say Tripple-X?

Bad movies fall into one of two catagories:
a) A poorly done low budget movie that is funny and enjoyable due to it's complete lack of redeming value.  These are what run om Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
b) A well done low budget movie that compinsates for lack of funds with lots of cheap gore effects, sex and random absurdity.  Anything made by Troma comes to mind.

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It has to be 'The Piano' - there are many things wrong with it, the worst been a naked Harvey Kietel.  Thank the lord the man keeps his trousers on now !  The one redeeming feature this movie has is Anna Paquin, who grew up to be Rogue.

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Indeed.

Welcome to PEEL, Dadbot!

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Welcome to PEEL, dadbot...hope you enjoy it here...

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Dungeons and Dragons sucked so much big fat donkey that there is a world shortage of unsucked big fat donkey.

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  Well put. But I think Mario Bros. is worse. I had to put up with that pile when my younger bro rented it. Man, I never knew the Mushroom Kingdom was in some asteroid, or that King Koopa's lair is in a semi-burnt down World Trade Center. Or that Toad is a young guitar-playing hippie looking for his next big break at a concert gig!

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Armageddon wow that hurt, I was chearing for the deaths of the main characters during that movie.

the DnD movie was horrible, even worse if you actually played the game

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There has been so many movies I wanted to scream at...
Anything with the olsen twins
The parent trap
The lion king
The lion king 2
the little mermaid 2
Matilda (mutilation of a classic book)
Shrek (now)
I only felt like falling asleep in one movie, but I can't remember what it was. The only movie I've ever walked out of is 'hope floats'. Don't know WHY I even bothered with that one.

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The Lion King was the best Disney movie I ever saw.

FF: The Spirits Within was a total bomb. I'd say it's all cuz of the 'Final Fantasy' title. It kept non-gamers out of the theaters and made the fans very furious. Had 'Final Fantasy' been removed from the title, it could've been seen as a decent CG animation flick.

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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
Armageddon wow that hurt, I was chearing for the deaths of the main characters during that movie.

Oy, I agree. I actually know people who like this movie. One time I was around a bunch of girls who were talking about how great the movie is, and how they always cry when Bruce Willis dies. Sigh, I felt so alone.

 

the DnD movie was horrible, even worse if you actually played the game

I am obsessed with how bad this movie is. There are plenty of bad movies, but most of them are due to hollywood executives, or the directors/writers simply not caring.

But not D&D. Oh no...it was written and directed by one guy. And on the DVD commentary, he talks about the movie like it's actually good. This movie was somebody's vision, yet it's so horrible. I can't believe one person could willingly produce such a piece of crap.

Since Rach brought up the subject of walking out of movies: I walked out of Notting Hill. Man, I hated that movie.

Now that I look back, I can't remember too much about it, other than the fact that I hated it. Although I remember one line really got to me. Julia Roberts tells Hugh Grant not to tell anyone that they kissed, and Hugh says "I might tell myself--but don't worry, I won't believe it".

"That's it, I'm outta here" I said, and I snuck into the last 45 minutes of Star Wars. The Phantom Menace gets a lot of crap for being such a sucky overhyped sequel, but at least it wasn't Notting Hill.

I also walked out of Wild Wild West, but I didn't pay for that movie anyway, so maybe it doesn't count.

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Here's a list of some of the biggest flops.

Howard the Duck
Glitter
Gigli
Battlefield Earth
What Planet Are You From?
Little Nicky
Godfather 3
House of the Dead
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Bee Gees as the Beatles.)

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I actually like "Notting Hill" It's pretty!!

As for worst, I can't think of anything, so I'll say "Godfather 3" since I see it on the list above and it is a horrible movie.