Col. Klink
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BattleField earth was good in a really bad way.
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Y_L_B
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« Reply #124 on: 08-27-2004 10:59 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 10:59 »
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Worst movie ever? After lining up the movies that are horrible, vile, cringe-worthy, and just plain BAD, I came up with one that out-stunk them all. That movie was a movie that we saw when I was little(er): Ator l'invincibile 2Read the Reviews. Watch the Trailer. Rent the video (if you speak Italian, that is. I doubt anyone would dub this piece of crap.) Then, after all is said and done, gouge your eyes out. EDIT: Whoa! I guess it was dubbed... *shudder*
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Mercapto
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Stjerner uden Hjerner, the biggest bomb in the history of Danish film making, bar none.
One the leading actors in the movie later admitted in an interview that he sorely regretted making the movie and warned people not to see it.
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Mercapto
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Originally posted by termos: Mercapto: That was the movie that everyone hated but no one had ever seen. I haven't seen it either, and it might be bad, but I doubt it's the worst movie ever. Most of the old Danish movies suck more than it should be possible to suck. TV3 once showed it three times over the course of maybe two months. In prime time, no less. Believe me, it sucks.
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EvilLunch
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I loved They Live. I hated Top Gun. I now duck from thrown fruits.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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Anything with Sandra Bullock.
The Day after Tomorrow. Independance Day. (same producers as the one above btw)
I, Robot. I didn't see it but I don't need to. Maddox saved me. Not that I was going to see it anyway, it has Will Smith.
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David A
Space Pope
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Originally posted by EvilLunch: I loved They Live. So did I. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper has to save the world from aliens that only he can see with his magic sunglasses. What's not to like? I hated Top Gun. Top Gun Wasn't as bad as all of those later Tom Cruise movies that were all essentially the same movie again, just in a different setting: Top Gun with Racecars, Top Gun with Bartenders, Top Gun in a Law Firm, etc.
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Mercapto
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You know what doesn't make any sense? Aliens who suffer terrible burns from water and yet choose to invade Earth! Worst plot ever!
The movie was pretty well-made, but the plot made no sense whatsoever.
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canned eggs
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron: More bad movies... ah... Jackie Chan's City Hunter was pretty awful (except, of course, for the Street Fighter scene, which blows you all away.) That movie is so fucking good... I don't know what's not to like. I think maybe people need to be reminded again that the worst movie ever made is Howard the Duck and to please stop arguing. I've seen some dangerously seditious Howard sympathising in the movie quote game thread. I'm warning you...
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boingo2000
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Originally posted by Y_L_B: Worst movie ever? After lining up the movies that are horrible, vile, cringe-worthy, and just plain BAD, I came up with one that out-stunk them all. That movie was a movie that we saw when I was little(er):
Ator l'invincibile 2
Read the Reviews. Watch the Trailer. Rent the video (if you speak Italian, that is. I doubt anyone would dub this piece of crap.) Then, after all is said and done, gouge your eyes out.
EDIT: Whoa! I guess it was dubbed... *shudder* They did that film on MST3K under the title Cave Dwellers. "Why is she limping?" "Because she has an arrow in her chest." "Oh, I can see th... HUH?"
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EvilLunch
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How much Keefe is in that movie?
Most MST flicks are so bad they're good[notably, Pod People, Merlin and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank], but Sidehackers was just.. Eewww. At least with Manos I liked Torgo.
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EvilLunch
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But the Creeping Terror had that neat slug dealie that bowed like a Japanese businessman. [Their joke, not mine.]
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Pffft, as a Star Wars and Sci-Fi man I'd say Episode 1.
Gigli wins the general award also.
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