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killerabbit

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« #120 : 07-19-2005 23:48 »
« : 07-19-2005 23:48 »

Gumbercules? I love that guy!
Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoo pwhoop!
What, now there's a bird involved?
I'll take 8!
I learned it from a decongestant commercial- soothing actionactionactionaction!
Norie

Poppler
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« #121 : 07-20-2005 02:06 »

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh! You wish."
airbagfailure

Space Pope
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« #122 : 07-22-2005 04:25 »

"finally! I look as pretty as i feel!"..
hee...
parasite?

Bending Unit
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« #123 : 07-22-2005 07:33 »

I lost it... in a volcano.
Wolfness

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« #124 : 07-23-2005 19:49 »
« : 07-23-2005 19:49 »

These have probably been said.

"Gumbercules? I love that guy"

"Now Zoidberg is the hero!"

"Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!"

"Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally."

Zoidberg has so many funny quotes  :laff:
Carstin

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« #125 : 07-28-2005 12:06 »

I can't remember the episode, but I'm kinda sure that it is from season 1.

"Gracias"
GearShift

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« #126 : 08-03-2005 04:00 »

'The music is bad and you should feel bad' from last ep or
'its good cholestorol but it spreads like bad cholestorol' from parasites lost.
GearShift

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« #127 : 08-03-2005 04:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Carstin:
I can't remember the episode, but I'm kinda sure that it is from season 1.

"Gracias"

Was from season 1 'When aliens attack'
Bow before my knowledge

  :D   :D   :D
Worble

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« #128 : 08-03-2005 06:41 »
« : 08-03-2005 06:41 »

GearShift, I recommend you don't double post-ITS A RULE.

I did too.lol

WHOOPS, I forgot too.
Worble

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« #129 : 08-03-2005 06:44 »

 
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"Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally."

Also in my top 10 Zoidberg quotes, I think the slight distortion on the voice on 'act naturally', -hillarious- and If you watch the extended scene (on DVD) the cukkoo clock chimes and Zoidberg says 'get off of me' and things like that, just adds to it.
tyraniak

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« #130 : 08-06-2005 00:02 »

Jus because you think you're a robit doesn't make you one, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me one, these fancy clothes do
Samoszl
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« #131 : 08-10-2005 04:26 »

i like it in the ep when zoidberg is off screen and you hear crying like a little girl then the camera pans over to zoidberg

what ep is it.
if someone could tell me it would be most appreciated
GearShift

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« #132 : 08-10-2005 05:28 »

Kif Gets Knocked up a Notch. And it is very funny.
My personal favourite is from Anthology of Interest 1:

"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!" - Classic!!!
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« #133 : 08-10-2005 22:17 »

what is?
Professor Zoidy

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« #134 : 08-15-2005 15:34 »

(something like this) Zoidy: You expect me to pay that?!?! Wakka Wakka Wakka!
Professor Zoidy

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« #135 : 08-15-2005 15:36 »

I also love when he scuttles off and says: Woop...woop..*stops and catches breath* I'm all scuttled out.
Professor Zoidy

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« #136 : 08-15-2005 15:37 »

Hooray! I'm a crustacian on one day xD
WolfenSakura

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« #137 : 03-01-2007 13:48 »

"Did you see me escape i was like 'whoop whoop whoop whoop!

"Look what you did now she won't shut up"
Professor Zoidy

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« #138 : 03-01-2007 17:28 »

Wow, this is a really old bump. That's not something you should do. Welcome to PEEL and read the FAQ.
claw plak champ

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« #139 : 03-10-2007 14:20 »

(riding on sperm) yippie ci ey you'll never guess where i've been
x.Bianca.x

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« #140 : 03-26-2008 00:25 »

my fave line that zoidberg says would definetly be in I second that emotion when bender has the chip and its being tuned, anyway bender says "i have a craving for makeral" then zoidberg says "thats me, baby"
i just could never imagine zoidberg saying baby after a sentance like that lol.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #141 : 03-26-2008 08:00 »
« : 03-26-2008 08:00 »

In "The Deep South", the following exhange between Leela and Zoidberg kills me every time:

"Oh, Dr. Zoidberg? But you don't ever wear boots!"

"I wasn't wearing it...I was eating it."
bobbot

Bending Unit
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« #142 : 03-26-2008 09:03 »

In response to Benders complaint that no one is kissing his busted ass "I'm coming already"
Tornadoboy

Bending Unit
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« #143 : 03-26-2008 13:47 »

From "Bender Gets Made":

"Oh god, I'M COMING DOWN!!!!!!!"

Had me on the floor.
Frisco17

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« #144 : 03-26-2008 21:00 »

Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #145 : 03-26-2008 21:24 »

Mine is from "Less Than Hero" (I'm paraphrasing here)

Leela: What other super powers do we have?

Fry: Super Strength?  Uh huh.

Leela: Lickety Speed?
 
Fry: Yup.

Leela: Ability to control sea creatures?

Fry: Hey Zoidberg, get in here.

Zoidberg: "SCREW YOU!"[/i]

Leela: Nope, don't got that...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #146 : 03-26-2008 21:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
From "Bender Gets Made":

"Oh god, I'M COMING DOWN!!!!!!!"

Had me on the floor.

"Sure, try to butter me up with candy!"

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #147 : 03-26-2008 22:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"



Nicky boy

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« #148 : 03-27-2008 15:34 »
« : 03-27-2008 15:34 »

yeah that one is my fave aswell!
Frisco17

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« #149 : 03-27-2008 19:00 »

Second greatest thing from the whole show, in my opinion. After Fry's caffeine episode.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #150 : 03-27-2008 21:02 »

I suppose its too long to count as "a line" but Zoidberg's voice-over at the end of Love and a Rocket (where he describes the effects of the candy hearts falling into the quasar) has turned out to be one of the most memorable Futurama moments for me. It's hard to say exactly why but for some reason I just love it.
x.Bianca.x

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« #151 : 03-28-2008 00:00 »

they shouldve done an episode where zoidberg gets rich and leaves planex and then everyone ends up missing him.
zoidberg may be utterly poor, miserably lonely and hideous but he sure is a crowd faveourite!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #152 : 03-28-2008 13:46 »

"Gracias."
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« #153 : 03-28-2008 18:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
Zoidberg: "And I'm his friend Jesus!"

Was that the first or second Jesus?

Frisco17

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« #154 : 03-28-2008 20:38 »

There's only one.

Professor: "Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the Second Coming of Jesus."
x.Bianca.x

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« #155 : 04-02-2008 01:21 »

thats what I mean!
Was zoidberg referring to the first coming or second coming.

Answering my own question, the first coming seeing as zoidberg is in an old-time robe...im tired of typing so im just gonna leave it at that..
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #156 : 04-02-2008 10:07 »

"You don't want to end up all alone like ZOIDBERG!"

This quote was from Time Keeps on Slipping. 
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #157 : 04-02-2008 20:08 »

This is my favorite:

Hermes: Come on! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Zoidberg: To hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes!

 :laff:
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #158 : 04-02-2008 21:13 »

"Hmmm, what's this? Two meals in one week...?"
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #159 : 04-02-2008 22:50 »

From Roswell That Ends Well:

Harry Truman: Bush-wah!  Now, what's your mission?  Are you here to make some sort of alien-human hybrid?

Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?

Harry Truman: Hot Crackers!  I take exception to that!

Zoidberg: (leering) I'm not hearing a no...
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