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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Sounds a bit like "Well at least I'll die with my friends .... hello?" in "The Deep South"
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passerby
Crustacean
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Maybe not quite exact quotes, but...
300 Big Boys ------------
Z: "This is just like that time I swallowed that other watch Kif gave you"
Amy: "Yeah, it is sort of like that"
Z: "to induce vomiting, that was the solution. EVERYWHERE it went" <chuckles> "oh, what a Valentines Day THAT was!"
Bend-Her --------
Coilette: "Zoidy poo, please tell me frilly is in this year"
Z: "I found a cake in here you'll remember all your life. <suddenly dreamy> I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosted beauty. <suddenly angry, bangs claw on table> ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMITT!!!"
and for brilliant simplicity:
War is the H word -----------------
Z<while operating on wounded soldier>: "Sponge. Blood bucket. Priest. NEXT PATIENT!"
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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"Thats my joke!! I'll KILL YOU!!! RAAAAAA!!!!!"
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bender+fry
Professor
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probably mentioned before, but "and the crowd goes wild!"
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PtPA
Crustacean
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"Gumberculese?! I love that guy!" - Zoidberg "Parasites Lost"
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futuramabndr
Crustacean
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Zoidberg: If you'll excuse me I'm going to go finish those potato chips Amy had yesterday. Amy: Those were toe-nail clippings! Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
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futuramabndr
Crustacean
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Zoidberg: If you'll excuse me I'm going to go finish those potato chips Amy threw in the garbage.
Amy: Those were toenail clippings!
Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.
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DDie
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by germanfryfan: "Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally." - 30%IronChef jup, that one is hilarious! "I broke your television!" (Where the Buggalo roam) "..as for me, I design mansions, then live in them." (the Farnsworth Parabox) "I knew that, who said I didn't" (Parasites Lost) "they're all like "stop spraying me with ink zoidberg" "put on pants zoidberg"" (the Farnsworth Parabox)
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Midnight
Crustacean
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If someone has already posted this quote then just consider this another vote for it.
Z: "Be careful with that Adlay Leela, he's a Doctor, they're very poor."
L: "Accually most Doctors are rich."
Z: "What! When did this happen?!? You're kidding right!?!" *Shaking Leela* "That's not funny!"
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boggy b
Crustacean
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Not exact, but you get the idea: Amy: Hermes, I sold my hair so that I could buy you this antique set of combs. Hermes: What a coincidence! I sold MY hair so I could buy an antique set of combs for Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Aha! These will perfectly with my new hair. *pulls off hat and starts combing hair which looks suspiciously like Amy's and Hermes'* Zoidberg: Finally, I look as pretty as I feel! How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back: Last line: "Now it's time for MY song!" *he starts the song and it fades to black* "Awww..." Also, although it's not really a quote, I love the noise he makes when he gets upset or insulted by someone. Likethe scene where Leela and Bender are talking and Bender says something like 'Oh, so I suppose it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is both penniless AND cripplingly lonely.' to which Leela replies 'Actualy, for your information, it's because he's repulsive.'. Then Zoidberg makes that noise. Cracks me up every time
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PizzaMan
Crustacean
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i only proffessional work on humans not robots
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Nibblonian
Bending Unit
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« Reply #110 on: 07-30-2004 17:23 »
« Last Edit on: 08-02-2004 00:00 »
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It's probably been said by someone else, but: (Harry Truman interrogates Zoidberg) Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Oh, and I have another good one (I'm paraphrasing): (To Fry)Zoidberg: Listen, lady, I think I know a thing or two about human anatomy. (SP3000)
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Larceny
Poppler
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From <i>Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?</i> -- when Fry is teaching Zoidberg how to 'romance' Edna. Edna: Zoidberg! I already rejected your mating dance. Fry: Tell her you just want to talk. Zoidberg: I just want to talk. [to Fry] Fry, you're not making any sense. Edna: Zoidberg, you're not making any sense. [[Later]] Fry: Tell her she's looking thin. Zoidberg: You seem malnourished, do you have an internal parasite? Not 100% accurate, but I can't believe nobody posted this! I laughed so hard when he said that.
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notorious
Crustacean
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« Reply #112 on: 07-14-2005 03:46 »
« Last Edit on: 07-14-2005 03:46 »
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"Now who's the tough guy vinnie?" *Eats Vinnie* That one made me laugh so hard I almost busted my lung and spleen, and then a second time after i rewinded it. And also from that same episode when he scares all the pregnant women in the pool. Guy in Pool:"Is there a doctor in here?" Crazy Enraged Zoidberg:"Im a doctor!!" *Starts snarling* Zoidberg:"Now how am I going to release my male jelly?" Fry:"Here i'll lend you this" *holds up severed arm* (you know what that was implying) Oh! And also; Zoidberg sees guinea pig on plate: Zoidberg:"Whats this? Two meals in one week?" *Eats Guinea pig* Zoidberg:"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!" Sorry for posting so many, Zoidberg is just so cool, thats why noone likes him, there all jealous.
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GrouchoMarx
Crustacean
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'Bender You gotta spring me, i'm too pretty to be in here' - from When Aliens Attack
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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"It's a trick, thats why, why don't i hear any gasping"
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