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BeccixBecci

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« #240 : 09-06-2009 15:15 »

Leela: ZOIDBERG!
Zoidberg: Sorry yuu must hav been boring me
:P
Hfire

Delivery Boy
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« #241 : 09-28-2009 13:30 »

"WhY aLwAyS wItH tHe FiGhTiNg?" and "cLaCk"
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« #242 : 09-28-2009 23:13 »

WhY aLwAyS WiTh TypInG iN tHiS rEtArDeD WaY? seriously wise up
Hfire

Delivery Boy
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« #243 : 09-28-2009 23:42 »

i typed it like that because of how Zoidburg said it. |)|_||\/||3/-\55
Tedward

Professor
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« #244 : 09-28-2009 23:44 »

Perhaps he was trying to indicate the way Zoidberg's voice gently rises and falls in pitch and intensity due to the drug-induced high he is feeling during that scene...or maybe not.

EDIT: Oh wow, I was right!
Hfire

Delivery Boy
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« #245 : 09-28-2009 23:46 »

thank you, someone doesnt have their head in their "wazoo"
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« #246 : 09-28-2009 23:48 »

i know what you were trying to do but in what world can you explain a drozey voice by differentiating between capital letters and lowercase letters?

Dont even want to know wtf you meant by "|)|_||\/||3/-\55" you stupid hick.
Hfire

Delivery Boy
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« #247 : 09-28-2009 23:51 »

Hick? its 1337 (leet) anyone with half a brain can easily read it. you are a fool.
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« #248 : 09-28-2009 23:54 »

Im well aware anyone can read it, people just dont want to read the ramblings of some stupid texan fuck! (No offense to other texans, i just dont like idiots regardless of location)
Slave

Poppler
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« #249 : 09-29-2009 15:39 »

''Now I'm not saying the Professer is old, but when you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.''
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #250 : 09-29-2009 16:04 »

Hick? its 1337 (leet) anyone with half a brain can easily read it. you are a fool.

:laff: Typing in "1337 L0L!!11!!111!!1oneoneone" just makes you look like a dumbass noob. Don't.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« #251 : 09-30-2009 11:06 »


   its 1337 (leet) anyone with half a brain can easily read it.


Yeah, but people with a whole brain don't want to have to read it.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #252 : 09-30-2009 11:15 »

Furthermore, being someone who has a had a large piece of my brain removed, I take offence to that statement!

I don't really but you're still a dick.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #253 : 10-01-2009 08:57 »

That's telling him, or me, or someone!
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #254 : 10-01-2009 09:11 »

I was commenting on Hfire's "anyone with half a brain" nonsense.

Pff! He thinks he's cool for typing in 1337!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #255 : 10-01-2009 21:52 »

That reminds me of dialog from an old Bob Hope film:

"You ought to meet my brother; he's twice as smart as me!"
"Oh, a half wit, eh?"
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« #256 : 01-08-2012 03:24 »

I don't think Zoidberg is the funniest character, but I just love the ending of A Clockwork Origin:

Farnsworth: Then it's settled. Finally, a world in which I am happy to raise my son!
Zoidberg: Good, cause I'm sick of him!
[Closing Credits.]
Zoidberg: [Over credits.] I'm serious. He's a terrible person.
 :laff:
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« #257 : 01-08-2012 06:03 »

"Hey I have a busted ass here! But I don't see anyone kissing it!"

"Alright, I'm coming!"
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
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« #258 : 01-08-2012 16:34 »

Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes
Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« #259 : 01-08-2012 19:56 »

Amy: "That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look how that turned out."
Zoidberg: "Amy has a point." :laff:
Gorky

Space Pope
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« #260 : 07-22-2012 20:28 »

I love this Zoidberg quotes from "The Thief of Baghead"; something about the convoluted way he states a simple fact tickles me:

"Look! I own words that are helpful!"

I also love the superfluous article when he asks Bender if he got "any pictures of the Calculon" at the aquarium.
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« #261 : 07-23-2012 01:50 »

"He's even more beautiful than before!"
Gorky

Space Pope
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« #262 : 08-09-2012 14:28 »

This exchange from "Free Will Hunting" contains what strikes me as, like, classic Zoidberg logic:

Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!
Chelly

Crustacean
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« #263 : 08-09-2012 17:17 »

when they had just been kidnapped
Leela: Why did you bring us here?
Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?

"Fry, It's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, Fatal or non-fatal?"
SooperPig

Poppler
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« #264 : 08-13-2012 12:30 »
« : 08-13-2012 15:42 »

After aquiring a shell from the seabord near the lost city of Atlanta Zoidberg said:
"Look at me ZOIDBERG HOME OWNER!" that one's a classic  :D  :D :D :D
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #265 : 08-13-2012 18:56 »

"To the employment cave!"
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