Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #400 on:]

About Yo Leela Leela:

I think that whole episode was a goof.

Also about Yo Leela Leela:

The first time I saw it, I wanted to use the suicide booth.

Just don't select "Slow and horrible", otherwise you'll be subjected to watching Yo Leela Leela again...

"How I wet your Mother"

Seriously?  I don't want an episode about Marge's female ejaculation or her fetish for golden showers thankyou.  We have Freako for artwork of that.

[Reply #401 on:]

Also someone needs to make the nomination thread!

[Reply #402 on:]

The sooner people realize that futurefreak is mostly right, the happier they'll be

[Reply #403 on:]

There's to be no bursting in Danny's house!

[Reply #404 on:]

Photos taken from space of me are always a lot cooler.  It's the only way to see the curvature of my abdomen.

[Reply #405 on:]

Why is it that the Planet Express Ship is on personified in the episode "love and rocket" but never in any other episodes?

Because you touch yourself at night.

For coldy, not Bender.B.Bendin...

Hey, I'm almost thirty and I don't have a single happy memory.

Pepsi Max rules, I don't really think of it as diet. It doesn't taste like a diet fizzy drink in the same was that Diet Coke does. Sure it has no sugar, but somehow they found a way, those scientists and magicians at Pepsi...

[Reply #406 on:]

Oh, God. A mix of Zapp and the Amazonians  would be the weirdest kid ever. Just feeling her boobs her entire life.

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[Reply #407 on:]

There's no point arguing with him, guys. Anybody who would throw a disc away because they dislike one episode on it is clearly clinically insane.

[Reply #408 on:]

Shame they're ineligible, but still...

Honest to god, it's a good thing Link never eats in the games, she would probably try to explain how to chew.

[Reply #409 on:]

2971: The preserved brain of Beanoz4 in the steel casing of a cyberman realises he is not, and never was, amusing. He travels back in time to prevent his own conception. PEEL is now the only record that he ever existed.

[Reply #410 on:]

René Descartes, eat your heart out!

@DannyJC13: I can touch myself, that's how I know I exist.

Go, Tedward! Go as fast as your slimy snail foot can take you!

[Reply #411 on:]

The albino-humping worm

It's "albino humping-worm" (if there is even a hyphen in there). Otherwise it would be a worm that humps albinos.

[Reply #412 on:]

I have no idea what's going on right now.

Oh get over it, all of you.

What the hell? If they all got over it, what would they have left to post about? I mean, sure, we could all talk about things that happen in our lives, or world developments, or historical moments, but when you get right down to it, all anybody really cares about is whether the post is perfectly crafted. It's not about the content at all. Seriously, lrn2PEEL.

THANK YOU.

[Reply #413 on:]

Thus humanity will fragment into two distinct races: the intellectual elite, and the Nascar fans.

[Reply #414 on:]

Seriously, what is with all the hostility on PEEL lately? Are we all spending so much time together that we've started getting our periods on the same schedule?

[Reply #415 on:]

Now we need a new Old Dirty Bastard.

Joeldy seems to be a good replacement.

I mentioned to Ralph that the place has gotten horribly liberal in his absence. So much so that I've considered selling out my own beliefs and ranting against socialist pinkos, immigrants, poor people, and Obama. But my heart just wouldn't be in it.

But in honour of Ralph Snart's brave sacrifice, I shall now go and surprise Maz in the shower by grabbing hold of her boobs from behind and thrusting into her buttocks. I'll be thinking of him while I... wait, no...

[Reply #416 on:]

Yes, we've just reacted to the way you presented your opinion about the show rather than to the opinion itself. Welcome to PEEL.

This month, I'm nominating people based solely on how close they come to articulating my own thoughts about PEEL.

[Reply #417 on:]

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[Reply #418 on:]

• If it's a picture you're quoting, a link will do.
  

Maybe the Moon hit its eye like a big pizza pie.

Words cannot describe this pun.

[Reply #419 on:]

What?

...What?!

God I hate you.

[Reply #420 on:]

So good, it made me gay.

Are you gay for him?

In the heterosexual sense.

In the heterosexual sense.

[Reply #421 on:]

They can never stay away.

That's what she said.

IT'S SO F*CKING HARD!!!!!!

That's what she said.

Yeah, you st*p*d f**kin* c*n*.

That's what she said.

[Reply #422 on:]

'Silence of the Clams'

This is PEEL, not "The OFFICIAL Spongebob Squarepants Forum".

[Reply #423 on:]

But I [...] want to judge a nation by [...] its present.

I never get anything from Denmark for my birthday. So I judge them as being stingy.

And I did not get anything for my birthday from the United Kingdom.  Not even a flag!

And you have the chance to do it again this 5th February.

But I am holding my judgement, because I am a good man.

[Reply #424 on:]

Tallywhacker, when will tnuk come off of his everyday periods?

That spawned a horrifying mental image of TNUK naked and crouched over a blank piece of paper, menstruating through his wang and using it to write that "Quiet, stupid" gif sitting over your post, beanoz.

What I'm trying to get at here is that I think I hate you now.

[Reply #425 on:]

<Jar-jar Binks>: "No, meeza your father!"

[Reply #426 on:]

[Girly Nibbs pic]

Nibbs you kinda look like a girl in that picture. I feel bad for saying that but you do...

[Reply #427 on:]

Stop saying things when you clearly have nothing to say.
The whole forum has become littered with your short, inane responses to other people's conversations that add nothing and amount to "yeah" or "that's right" or "makes you think". This kind of shit doesn't justify posting a response. It's called spamming.
Don't fucking post unless you actually have something to contribute.

Makes you think.

For turnip, obviously.

[Reply #428 on:]

I made you an avatar out of that last one... unfortunately I wasn't able to get all of Bender into the 64x64 frame....

Show spoiler

[Reply #429 on:]

The Day the Music Died Hard: John McClane hosts a tribue to Don McLean.

Now I want to write this.

[Reply #430 on:]

This would be what, your third version of that song?

[Reply #431 on:]

A two-fer:

Hey, you switched your avy back.

...I'm still single.

You're still single?

I'm honestly not surprised..

[Reply #432 on:]

In my experience, you're all gay.

And this is just awesome. Well done, Faze. (in fact it will be perosted on FB).

[Reply #433 on:]

No, God just hates Australia and wants nothing to do with it. He isolated it, turned it into a desert and filled it with human-seeking poison-injectors, both land and seafaring.

[Reply #434 on:]

Gorky's response at the end here was classic:

I wonder if Svip does know what animal appears most often on flags...

Is it ducks?

There are no ducks on flags.

No fowl? Eh, no harm.

[Reply #435 on:]

If you threw leftovers my way, I'd probably charge you too

[Reply #436 on:]

I'm not against going to a bar, I suppose, but for me it would have to be one of those old, depressing bars where washed-up forty-somethings cry into their steins of beer and the bartender has a bum leg from his tour of duty in 'Nam. In other words, I want to go to a bar that is in no way colorful, fun, or age-appropriate.

I really do love this, it really is summed up perfectly!...

[Reply #437 on:]

What if your hand got cut off in a freak accident and you needed to get a hand transplant so it wasn't really your hand, it was a hand donor's hand. Would that still not count?

[Reply #438 on:]

My only fear

You fear another prime? :P

Yes. Optimus. He could kick any one of our asses.

[Reply #439 on:]

"The Simpsons" Is this show where a bunch of retarded people walk around and do stuff for 20+ years without getting cancelled.