Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #520 on:]

Discussing TMC's picture of him about to eat a cat...

You missed a fantastic "eating pussy" joke, but you aren't even biting the cat.

For shame.

I am so writing an unfunny webcomic called Willy the Pussy now. 

*brb composing themetune*

Ah, I haven't seen much of Goldfish lately, .

[Reply #521 on:]

I replied to that post, stating that I don't consider it a missed opportunity but rather a crass joke best left untold.

[Reply #522 on:]

There's no accounting for taste.

[Reply #523 on:]

There's no accounting for taste.

That's a stupid opinion!

[Reply #524 on:]

Stupid, but correct.

What can I say, it's a stupid universe.

[Reply #525 on:]

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The derpy one for me is you, and you for me
So derpy together

So derpy together
How is the weather
So derpy together
We're derpy together

To the tune of "Happy Together", by The Turtles.

[Reply #526 on:]

That.....is insane.

Call me boring, but aren't orgasms fun enough without throwing the risk of death into the mix? It's like enjoying a really delicious sandwich and then saying "you know what would make this taste better? Stabbing myself while I eat it!"

[Reply #527 on:]

The only hero in Twilight is the end credits.

I'm 14 today, and I'm really hoping I'm getting the gifts I asked for.

Your testicles to drop?

[Reply #528 on:]

They come to talk to fellow Futurama fans.

Well, PEEL has taught me 80% of Futurama fans are assholes.

I see you already prepared your POTM acceptance speech...

[Reply #529 on:]

Semicolons increase your e-penis by 50cm.

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;)

[Reply #530 on:]

Finally, I saw that Sine Wave had made the list a few times, and decided to produce the following graph for my own amusement.

[Reply #531 on:]

Talking about the Australia Thread:

I tend to bump it whenever there is a dumb story about Australia in the news, so I can ridicule your country further.  That's how I get off.

[Reply #532 on:]

The PEEL Smiley Spectrum:
         

[Reply #533 on:]

God bless Gopher and his great sense of humor!

because jesus fucking loves football, as do both other aspects of god that make up the trinity. Why do you think he rested on Sunday? Football!

[Reply #534 on:]

I've Heard This Before, Thought It Was Worth Posting!

Christians: Derpa Derpa

Jews:Derpa Kerpa

Muslims:DerpaLerpaDerpaKerpa

Atheists: Scientific Knowledge

Catholics: Derpa Mea Culpa Derpa

Brilliant.

[Reply #535 on:]

It always fascinated me that the most rabid anti-religion people take the bible just as literally as the most rabid anti-evolution creationists.

Truthiness in motion! Fluid, seamless, beautiful Gopher-y motion.

[Reply #536 on:]

Cool thing about these things is that I get dizzy if I don't take them regularly - it's a biological alarm clock!

For some reason, this really tickled me.

[Reply #537 on:]

Other religions were sacrificing human beings left and right as offerings to their gods.

"So God … declared an end to sin’s control over us by giving his Son as a sacrifice for our sins."

[Reply #538 on:]

Very clever, winna. You sure did draw a parallel between human sacrifice and God himself being a willing sacrifice. For whatever that's worth.

[Reply #539 on:]

I say just pull your pants down and lay a huge deuce on the floor in the middle of the ceremony.

lol poo

[Reply #540 on:]

Upon re-watching, the Queen seemed to be drawn in a completely different style from the usual characters (the "Groening look": big eyes, overbite, etc). It's like watching an episode of "Friends" and seeing a black person there ...

[Reply #541 on:]

1/4 of a page deleted. I'm sure there's a reason why extended chat and discussion is largely prohibited here.

Oh yeah, we actually have a message board for that (and a pretty damn good one). Use it.

[Reply #542 on:]

How often do I choke the snake? Hehehe, I'd say about twice a week.

I bet he wacks it to naked drawings of Leela and then cries.

Wow. I didn't think it was possible for a chick to fap more than me, and I'm doing it right now!

[Reply #543 on:]

Should we, like, breed or something?

Seeing as you're all females...you could give it a shot. The rest of us will just watch.

[Reply #544 on:]

The Australian high horse is also know as the Toobumbalog.

Love the idea of the Australian High Horse being a species.

[Reply #545 on:]

He's meisterPOOP.

The poor man's winna.

[Reply #546 on:]

I am not going to pick a side, here. I agree with both Tnuk and Welshy. I agree with everything that either of them have ever said.

I know this is from over a week ago, but it's still this month and it's classic FishyJoe...

[Reply #547 on:]

I wish I could sleep til noon. Ever since I removed bins from my room my I can't hide from the sun anymore, so I am woken up every day between 9 and 10 am

Pro tip: Install curtains (or "drapes" as you Americans like to call them). You can even match them to the carpet if you like.

[Reply #548 on:]

Leno-man picture

The hell is with his jaw? Is Jay Leno under there?

[Reply #549 on:]

Time to test the new UBB tags.

Ingestion of 25cm³ of 2M CuSO_{4 (aq)} is not recommended.

W_oo^ooo_oo^ooo_oo^ooo!

[Reply #550 on:]

Talking about Zoidberg's middle name...

As per the book of Silence of the Clamps, chapter 18, verses 15-17*, it is "(bleep)ing". Not "fucking".

May Zoidberg bless you and keep you, and make his face to shine upon you, and be crustacean unto you.

*18 minutes and 15-17 seconds into the episode. I checked.

[Reply #551 on:]

Half of your post is total downright bullshit. Sp/Futurama collection? Pff. Was it you who crapped in the urinal?

...

[Reply #552 on:]

That's a South Park reference, Otis. You probably already knew that, but I remember you saying you didn't really watch it... So yeah...

Also:

Cobain:

Brain:

Unusual stain:

[Reply #553 on:]

Quick reminder, cause a few people seem to be forgetting this:

• If it's a picture you're quoting, a link will do. There's no point filling this thread up with funny pictures, we already have a thread for that.
  
  

[Reply #554 on:]

W_oo^ooo_oo^ooo_oo^ooo!

I enjoyed that very much so as well

[Reply #555 on:]

Möbius Dicks,

There is no such episode, clearly he is creating a nightmare scenario.

[Reply #556 on:]

Still, he's getting what he wants out of this game and there's something to be said for that.

Sex with old dead people?  Gerontophiliac necrophiliac?

Gerontophiliac necrophiliac?

...I never want to read and/or see those words or actions together again. Ever.

You made me read it twice because you quoted it, you bastard!...

Then my work here is done.

That's my boy!

[Reply #557 on:]

NASCAR doesn't understand me!

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and cheesedoodles make me horny.

That's my... Thirty-something honorably mentioned state-neighbor!

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I live in Illinois, he lives in Indiana. It makes sense. Also, it's 50 something degrees in April, and 80 something in March. It makes sense in the Midwest.

[Reply #558 on:]

That's what you get when  Kif, a mutant and a tree decide to make a baby together.

A treesome?...

[Reply #559 on:]

It could have been worse.  They could have said the glasses made you look like you have a great personality!

Story of my life, Doctor!