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futurefreak

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Xanfor

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futurefreak may not be eligible to win for almost a year, but this is still a worthy post. I've been told it's "male humour" before.
I can see that. Girls aren't supposed to find physics jokes humorous, they're supposed to like makeup and stickers and ponies and myspace.com!
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« Reply #8 on: 05-05-2011 21:04 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2011 21:38 by Xanfor »
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I know Xanfor's not eligible either...but I found his observation quite ameowsing...
Haven't any of you ever watched Star Trek? The camera always goes blurry when there's a woman on-screen.
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Xanfor

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I've edited the above posts to include quotes of the nomination-worthy bits mentioned within. That way this thread is easier to browse as a showcase, without extra tedious clicking.
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This is probably Otis' most hilarious post ever.
I trusted Sony too, nothing lately has broken that trust, I mean none of this is their fault at all. It's all the damn hackers fault, but I tell you what, even though Sony are gods and I thought they could do no wrong, they've overstepped the line now, telling us it would be online by Tuesday and it not being there, this the first time they've ever put a foot wrong, I'm so shocked and dismayed, I don't know how I am gonna ever get over this and build my trust back up with them. The seed of doubt has been planted, all those posters of the PS3 I have lining my walls like wallpaper, I can't look at them now, I just can't see Sony in the same light ever again…
I think I might even go as far as to remove the photo of a PS3 from my wallet that I take everywhere I go. I look at it when times get tough, and it gives me strength when I think of the best moments of my life playing on my PS3. I just don’t know if looking at it will ever have the same effect again now. They’ve betrayed me, the trust barrier is broken, maybe it’s just a rocky patch and our relationship will become strong again, but I have doubts it can ever reach the lofty heights it once was. To think, until last night our relationship was stronger than an Xbox 360...
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futurefreak

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Definitely worthy of a nom next month: Enjoy! (And please forgive me if this should have gone in the video thread - I thought perhaps since it was personalized it warranted its own thread) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EHQQ2FJQQ
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SpaceMaN

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Beauty is in the eye of the meatholder.
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futurefreak

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Hahaha I saw that. He reminds me of Stephan Pastis he does.
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Otis P Jivefunk

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Thanx Jezzem. I rather liked this post... If you watch Bin Laden's life backwards it's about a sea zombie who rises up to build skyscrapers out of airplanes.
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Xanfor

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All you faddish followers of the latest thing, I'm perfectly happy with my stone circle. The very pinnacle of lithomantic technology it is, overrocked to 38megaliths, 500kilograms of foundation memory, lintles 3.1, portable if you have a team of oxen to hand and it's environmentally friendly. Doesn't need any energy at all, and it's made of rock. I haven't had a blue stone of death for ages, which is lucky as the last one nearly killed me. I'm getting it hooked up with Virgin soon, I hear they don't screw around.
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I've seen things young PEELers wouldn't believe. Booze's hands on fire by the Moon Over Water. I watched stoned Belgians fall over in the dark near Amsterdam square. All those moments will be lost in time... like posts before the crash. Time to die.
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Otis P Jivefunk

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So rant: on occasion people can suck.
On occasion? No, people suck all the time. The only thing that varies is when and how they reveal their particular flavour of suckitude to you.
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SpaceMaN

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How do you know?
He's received many compliments from his Marlene Dietrich blow-up doll.
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« Reply #20 on: 05-17-2011 03:49 »
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Once you move past the end of the universe, though, you're outside the house. The path takes you back to the first door. The metaphor works properly now.
Time isn't set out how you think. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff. In fact, whilst people tend to think of it as linear, time isn't a straight line, it's all... bumpy-wumpy. there's loads of boring stuff, like sundays and tuesdays and thursday afternoons.
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« Reply #21 on: 05-17-2011 16:24 »
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Yeah yeah, not eligible, but still brilliant. Farnsworth: So that's what life would have been like for me if a relative of mine had been cryogenically frozen one thousand years ago.
edit: oh, and acting like he'd just scored some sort of point by being dumb. That's a sure-fire way to irritate me. Me too. Am I overusing this?
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Xanfor

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Aperture Scientist: She's too evil, we have to shut her down, she just keeps taunting us with empty promises about cake! Also she's killing some orphans too BUT OH WHY THE CAKE!?
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« Reply #24 on: 05-20-2011 00:14 »
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I've got a couple doomsday devices laying around. eBay rejected them, but Craigslist accepted my time machine! I needed a new one, anyway. It would only go back as far as when Tony Danza was born. 60 years isn't that bad, but I can never cinch when to save Kennedy.
and from that debatey thread in recheck weird scenes: Incorrect, the original Fry, Bender and Professor are crushed by their future versions in the One-Way Time Machine, to which the Professor exclaims: You really need to try and live up to your 'Nerd' title a little harder.
Who spiked Danny's energy drink?
and I nom pretty much every post made by TNUK and Chives in that thread.
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Not eligible but still nomming it: There's no possible way I can think of where having things in common would get in the way of a relationship.
Having the same parents, maybe?
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Otis P Jivefunk

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HOLEY WHAT THE FUCK SHIT ARE TYOU CGOING ON THABOUT RIGTH THERE AND ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THEAT SATUFF TYOU JUST SAID WHAT THE FUC OMG I CANNOT EVCVEN BEGIN TOP COPMPREHEND HWAT THE HELL YOS A RE SUGGESTING RIGHT NOW YOU 4 OR 7 FEET TALL OR ELSE THE VOLACO WELL EAT YOUR ELEPHANTS BERRIES!!!!!!!!!
That's enough exclamation marks... you've had enough of them. You can't have anymore exclamation marks today... no, no... you've used too many already... that's the only excl....
Who the fuck keeps knocking in the back? WHAT IS THAT SOUND? Where did the fmusic go?... click click....
* winna turns around.
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Kitchens are the most privately intimacies of the human psychological connection. That's where they do the cooking, and the love making... and the baby rearing... the grave digging... and the clothes stringing. Save your soul, eh? A marked tombstone in my alleyway gov'nah? REACH INTO THE SKY AND PULL BACK THE SEAMS OF YOUR REVOLUTIONARY ORGANS.
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Oh, you and your bloody gashes...
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