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spicy_chic_4056
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ZOIDBERG: And no one have been happier, unless it had also been Valentine's Day. What? It was! Horray!!
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Xtraz
Poppler
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I love the Omicronians:
Its true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei 7; Men are from Omicron Persei 9.
We will raise the temperature of your planet by a million degrees a day... FOR FIVE DAYS.
The concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!
What's your order Lerr? Drop down, increase speed, and reverse direction!
I also like Zapp:
Using the twin guns of grace and tact, I blasted our worthless enemy with a fair compromise.
I found a hideous ape that looks just like Leela.
[Leela] Captain Moron has a plan. Why don't you tell wingis and dingis here. Wingis! Dingis! Listen up.
If we hit that bullseye, the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese.
You won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed-making you'll be doing.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability... what do I call it Kif? [Kif] ... *sigh* Sexlexia
We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: We stand for everything they don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks. [Bender, enraged] THEY look like dorks!
And of course: SILENCE! I concur!
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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From Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles:
Amy: Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room!
Bender: When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Steam Shovel!
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Lurrr
Professor
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Lurr is great. Obviously I can't be bothered to look through the rest of the thread so I'm probably going to repeat some here: Lurr: No, McNeal! She's wears short miniskirts and is promiscuous! Zapp: Really... Lurr: I wish to see more of the plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garment! Bender: So it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is deparately poor AND miserably lonely? (Zoidberg moves to interupt) Leela: If you must know, it's because he's hideous. (Zoidberg drops his head miserably) Cubert: Dr Zoidberg, do you even have a medical degree? Zoidberg: I... lost it... in a volcano. Sergant: Private! I want that toilet bowl so clean I could eat off it! 'Cause I intend to! (A doctor is sawing at one of Zoidberg's internal organs) Zoidberg: Hey, don't cut that! I need that to speak! (A pause. The doctor saws faster)
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Chalic
Bending Unit
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« Reply #248 on: 04-01-2003 19:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2003 19:47 »
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Okay, a little bit of a long one, but if you're anything like me, you probably missed huge chunks of it as it was drowned out by your own laughter.
[In courtroom, in Original Doop Headquarters, in Waukeegan, New Jeresy, after Zapp blows up the New Doop headquarters.] Zapp: I'd like to make one final statement. Kif, commere and hold up the flag...And wave it a little for godsakes. My Friends! You can take away a man's title and his uniform, but you can never take away his integrity or his honor...Plus it was mostly Kif's fault. Kif:<immediatly, shocked> Wha-a-at?
-From "Brannigan Began Again", second best ep of all time, Love's Labour taking first, and may the dissenters be obliterated!
Oh, and P.S. It's Lrrr people! Not Lrr or Lur or Lerr or Ler or anything else.
This concept of "typo" confuses and infuriates us!!!
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DuffMan2004
Crustacean
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I'm sure this one has been hit, but the part where Bender is thrown out of the Moon theme park..."Fine, I'll start my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers! And forget the theme park!"
Then later when Leela and Fry wouldn't let him in the lunar lander..."Fine, I'll build my own lunar lander, with...with blackjack and hookers! And forget the lunar lander...and the blackjack..."
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Lurrr
Professor
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@Chalic: Oh @!#$, I forgot that. Oh well, you'll just have to put up with that typo!
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DPF
Poppler
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Nixon: So Morbo, how are the kids?
Morbo: NUMEROUS AND BELLIGERENT!
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alexvilagosh
Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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----->Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch<----- Fry: Everyone we invited is here... Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg! ----->Episode 2: The Series Has Landed<----- Fry: Bender, you didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? Bender: Of course not! A lady that fine you gotta romance first. ----->The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz<----- Prof.: Well, Fry, ... or should I say ... "Captain Fry?" No, I shouldn't, because Bender is the new captain.
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FryterPilot3000
Crustacean
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You have chosen slow and horrible...you are know dead..thank you for using suicide booth ****
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I_HATE_BOTTLES
Crustacean
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Fry: "Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, we can't feel the rings."
-Less than Hero
Also, see quote from signature (War is the H Word)
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I_HATE_BOTTLES
Crustacean
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Originally posted by FryterPilot3000: You have chosen slow and horrible...you are know dead..thank you for using suicide booth **** It ends with "Thank you for using Stop-n-Drop; America's favorite suicide booth since 2008."
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aslate
Space Pope
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The Why Of Fry
Fry: "I can't work under these conditions, without me there is no mission, i am the mission." Leela: "We're back from the mission" Fry: "Wha, what? You went without me?" Bender: "You were looking up cursewords in the dictionary, it seemed a better use of your time"
Fry: "Argh! Di, did, did you just talk?" Nibbler: "Indeed, and i have many other amazing powers aswell" Fry: "Like what? *Knocks out Fry* Fry: "Are you my mommy?" Nibbler: "Negative"
Fry: "I just got kidnapped by a bunch of guinea pigs"
Nibblonian 1: "Does he not know?" Nibbler: "He does not know" Nibblonian 2: "He knows not?" Nibbler: "Knows not does he" Nibblonian 3: "Not he knows?" Nibblonian 4: "Enough!"
Fry: "So they're trying to learn things?" Nibblonian: "Right" Fry: "Those bastards"
Fry: "These brains, they feel compelled to know everything and soon they will" Nibbler: "I'm as mad as i've ever been"
Fry: "I'm nervous and i've got brain in my but-crack"
*Fry watches tape of December 31st 1999* Fry: "Euch! I can't believe how fat i look"
Nibbler: "We had no choice, you were the only one that could help us. What is one life weighed against the entire universe?" Fry: "But it was my life" :[/b]sniff:[/b] So touching!
Big Brain 1: "Well, here we are, trapped for eternity" Big Brain 2: "We could sing American Pie"
Leela: "But think how much skating would mean to those kids" Bender Jr: "We came here instead of eating today"
Mr. Vogal: "Ok kids, back to the Orphanariam, you can slide around the gym in your socks" Bender Jr.: "What socks?"
Nibbler: "I period C period Weiner" Mr. Pannucci: "Err, talk a little louder, it sounds like you've some kind of tiny head on ya or something"
Fry: "If you ever need a saviour again, just ask"
Fry: "Hu? Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Nibbler: You are immune to the brains' attack. Fry: Because I'm so smart? Everybody laughs, except for Fry
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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From 2The Why of Fry": (stop reading if you don't want to get spoilt) Fry: “Delivery boy, Phillip J. Fry, reporting for duty.” Zoidberg: “Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine.“ Fry: “I’m really sorry, I missed the mission. I wasn’t there, and you might’ve needed me.” Bender: “No!” Fry: “But if I’d been there I..” Bender: “No!” Fry: “Look...” Bender: “No!” Fry: “Benderisgreat.” Bender: “No! ... oohhh!” Bender: “Uuuh, you go mutant girl!” Leela: “I do go!” Nibblonian Male: “At last, our centuries upon centuries of waiting have achieved fruition!” Fry: “Aaaah, aren’t you a fwuzzy wittle guy.” (scatches the Nibblonian male behind the ear)Nibblonian Male: purrs “Stop that! Uhh, please.” Nibblonian Male: “Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and ever will exist rest with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.” Fry: “Ohh, snap!” (Fry is left with a Zebra on his plate)Niblonian: “You gonna eat that?” Fry: “Maybe later.” Nibblonian Male: “Your immunity is due to the fact that you lack the delta brainwaves. It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.” Fry: “I did do the nasty in the pasty.” Nibbler: “Veryly, and that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.” (Once more proving David Cohens claim that Futurama is the show that makes up most new words)Fry: “So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?” Nibblonian Male: “Yes. Except Dave Matthew’s Band doesn’t rock!” Brain #1: “You fool! You’ll be transported to the other universe with us. Trapped there for all eternity.” Brain #2: “An we’ll form a tightly nitted clique you wont be part of.” Database Brain: “Clarification request! Are you the Phillip J Fry from Earth or the Phillip J fry from Howering Squid World 97A?” Big Brain: “Earth you fat idiot. Hurry up.” Leela: “You know what Fry? I don’t care if you’re not the most important person in the Universe. It really makes me happy to see you right now.” Fry: “Then I am the most importnat person in the Universe.” Aaaaawwwwww...
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Not My Name
Poppler
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« Reply #268 on: 04-07-2003 20:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2003 20:20 »
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Amy's Mom: Please, please, make yourselves at home. Zoidberg: Don't mind if I already did. FROM WHERE THE BUGGALO ROAM
Bender: Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!
Fry: Help me! For god's sake, HELP ME! Professor: Don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum, but now it's nearly over! So long! FROM INSANE INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME
Eddie: Hello, pleased to meet you. Fry: Actually, we've met before. Eddie: WHAT? (explosion) FROM INSANE INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME
Random Video Game People: All your base are belong to us! FROM ANTHOLOGY OF INTEREST II
Fry: Wow, this is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire AND an explosion! Lucy: It's wonderful how you NOTICE TWO THINGS! FROM I DATED A ROBOT
Zoidberg: Did you see me escaping? I was like (woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob) FROM I DATED A ROBOT
Bender: But I watch your show! You owe me! Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna is in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat. Bender: (cries) What was the first one again? Elzar: I hate you. Bender: I thought that was number two! Elzar: I knocked it up a notch. Bam! FROM THIRTY PERCENT IRON COOK
(roughly) Zoidberg (about to stab himself with sword): I'm sorry, Fry! There's only one thing left for me to do--kill myself! (stabs himself, but the sword breaks) Samurai: Hey! That sword costed me 5, 000 dollars. Zoidberg: Fry did it! (woobwoobwoobwoobwoob) FROM THIRTY PERCENT IRON COOK
Bender: Today, I've personalized each of your meals. Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony! FROM THIRTY PERCENT IRON COOK
Bender: What's that? One of those Led Zeppelin's I've been hearing so much about? FROM BENDING IN THE WIND Ah, good old Futurama...
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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I love the Big Brain he is so funny...
::floats into Sence and Sensibility (sp?):: Big Brian:I am a giant brain!
Fry: Think Fast Big Brain: I always think fast
Fry: I hope your calculations are correct! Big Brian: Our calculations are always correct for we are gigantic brains
Big Brain: I am detecting trace amounts of mental activity, it is either a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.
Brian 1: Odd...he is immune to our psionic attack! Brain 2: Impossible We are an abitious young squad with everything to prove!
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Hawk
Professor
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Bender: I never meant to hurt anyone... or help anyone...
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Bad Mojo
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by aslate: The Why Of Fry
Fry: "These brains, they feel compelled to know everything and soon they will" Nibbler: "I'm as mad as i've ever been" It's the other way around buddy! *Talking about Chaz* Fry: So, I'm just as important as him! *Silence* Fry: It's just that the kind of importance I have, it doesn't matter if I don't do it. *Bender throws towel over Fry's head*
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Torn Receipt
Crustacean
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Leela: "You're gonna be the ship's cook? But you're a robot, you have no sense of taste!" Bender: "Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top." Fry: "Bam!"
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Torn Receipt
Crustacean
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(UNDERWATER)
Zoidberg: "My home! It burnt down! How did this happen?!" Hermes: "That's a very good question..." Bender: "So THAT'S where I left my cigar." Hermes: " That just raises further questions!"
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