Best Futurama Quotes

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Fry: i'm good at video games, and bad at everything else. that's why i wish life were more like a video game.
Farnsworth: can you put that in the form of a question?
Fry: uh, what if that thing i said.

[Reply #121 on:]

Zapp:"the quickest way to a girls bed is through her parents, have sex with them and your in!"

i love that one!! 

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Zapp:"In the game of chess you can never let you advosary see your peices."

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Farnsworth: "Each pound of dark matter weighs over 10,000 pounds"

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Leela: "Since when did you become so interested in polotics?"

Professor: "The very instant I became old"

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Narrator: "The history of moon flight started with the idea of one man..."
Ralph Kramden-bot: "One of these days, Alice...bang! zoom! straight to the moon!"

Leela: "Wow! I never knew the old astronauts were so fat!"
Fry: "That's not an astronaut! That's just a T.V. comedian! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."

[Reply #126 on:]

so many

1.
lurr - whoa it think there was something in that hippy.

2.
fry - i know that monkey, his name is donkey
prof - monkey's are't donkey's, quite messing with my head.

just so many to name

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Farnsworth: "I can't live forever and I need an heir, someone to spend my vast riches and take care of my man-eating ant-eaters when I'm gone. The others simply aren't levelheaded enough, they're too impulsive. Not like you, not like old, predictable, dull-as-dishwatter Leela."
Leela: "Helloooo! New boots!!"

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Leela: Nibbler decided to take me through the zoo this morning for some reason.
Nibbler burps out an antler.

Is that a quote? Since Nibbler can't talk (or can he, see my 01-16-2003 18:00 post at http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-001570-2/),  I think his actions can qualify as lines.

[Reply #129 on:]

My sig, as said by Zoidy, in A Taste of Freedom.

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Zapp: (after not listening to wot nixon's head was saying) "uhu, thats what ever you were talking about for ya" from 'War is the H-word'

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Leela: "Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry."
Bender: "That's right, we want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?"

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Fry: (when entering a meat store in little Neptune in 'My three Suns')"man you sell every kind of meat here except human."
Shop guy:"what you want human?

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A couple from I Second That Emotion:

Bender: Stupid can opener! You killed my father and now you've come back for me!

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Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler, who has gone to a place where I too, one day hope to go.. the toilet


Oh, and Hello!

[Reply #134 on:]

Welcome to Peel Stuart B, enjoy your stay!

You'll never leave!

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Lazy dude: "Gets outta here, yous lousy bum"
Bender: "please, I´m scared"
Lazy Dude: "We´re all scared, it´s the human condition, why do yous think I put up this tough guy facade"

There are heeps of great quotes in the Sounds & Quotes section of CGEF.

[Reply #136 on:]

We're gonna have Fun on da Bun!

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Nixon:  "..so we opened th panda crate and wouldn't ya know it! The damn thing's dead!  Upchucked its bamboo.  True story.

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Judge: $500 and time served
Bender:damn anti pimpimng laws..well pay the man
Hooker-Bots:bender we still love u honey
Bender: shut up baby i know it

[Reply #139 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gocad:
Fry: "Uhuh, put me in Professor, I want to show Leela my skills."
Professor: "Hmmm, who said that skills pay the bills?"

 - Time keeps on slippin'

Its actually "will said skills pay the bills"

[Reply #140 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
Fry: I love being with you Umbrielle, I don't have to lie that I'm a lion tamer to impress you.

Umbrielle: You have lions in your land world??

Fry: Yeah, I tame them.

- TDS

the proper quote is even funnier fry says "yeh we call em land sea lions...i tame them

[Reply #141 on:]

ooops sorry my bad just saw the post under that one so it was already corrected!

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Proffesor: " so how was ur trip to the fantasy planet?"
Amy: "great"
Hermes: "organised"
Zoidberg: " for one wonderful night i knew what is what like to be a grandmother...honoured yet subsicated" (The Cryogenic Women)
Zoidberg has some great quotes!

[Reply #143 on:]

Zarbfoid, use the button below the post. You should only do one post at a time, 2 posts or more isn't a good thing to do. Merge them all as one post.

EDIT: Oh, it makes more sense now!

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Lincoln: "Real holographic simulated evil Lincoln is baaaaaack!"

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sorry!

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This one rules love it: Leela: "You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?"
Professor: "Uh, wha? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...."

[Reply #147 on:]

(from bicyclops for two)
cyclops one:how far away do u think the missile is?
cyclops 2:er 300,000,000 miles
(missile hits just as he finishes sentance!) very funny probably better visually tho!

[Reply #148 on:]

Is your username meant to be Zoidfarb? That's the name of Zoidberg's cousin.

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it was going 2 be but i decided 2 make my own name up instead..not very imaginative il grant u seeing as i only changed a few letters around basically but hey it was late n thats all i could manage!! lol ...oh n thanx 4 the hint bout editing appreciated

[Reply #150 on:]

futurama has some really good quotes. I think the best ones are from Zoidberg

[Reply #151 on:]

Here's mine:

Amy- Ok Fry, we're done adjusting the bra!

Zoidberg-Be careful of that Adley Leela, he's a doctor.  They're very poor.
Leela-Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg-What!? When did this happen?  You're joking, right? THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!

Amy- (cursing in asian gibberish)AIYAADONDAYHATASHANEY!

Amy- (singing to drown out Fry) Iitchi nee, ta-shi dee- (something something, I can't make it all out).

Amy- So, while they're towing us, you wanna do it?

Fry-But that's not why people watch TV.  Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.

Leela-Why don't you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here.
Zap (to Bender & Fry)- Wingus, Dingus, listen up.

Morgan Proctor- Dirty Boy!  Dirty dirty dirty!

Prof Farnsworth- Oh, a lesson in history, from Mr. I'mMyOwn Grandpa.  Let's just get out of here. Screw History!

Fry- Well I can explain, you see, that used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all!

Truman-now come clean.  Are you here to make some sort of Alien/Human hybrid?
Zoidberg-are you coming on to me?

Mayor: Oh my God, the real Santa!  Get him Jesus!
Jesus Zoidberg- I help those who help themselves!

Santa- Do what you will, but we'll see who gets the last 'Ho'!

Guenther- Hey, you like Bananas? I got her number.  How do you like those bananas?

Guenther-But, the professor has been like a father to me.
Leela-But he's not your father.  That guy in the punch bowl was your father.
Fry (spitting out the punch he was drinking) SSPPLLLTTTHHHH!!

  There's more, but if I don't stop, some one will do it for me.

[Reply #152 on:]

Schman! I had to use the search function to find this thread. Don't ever let it leave page one, guys.

Anywho, some quotes from last night episod "Less Than Hero".

This mean, if you haven't seen the episode, and read on, don't blame me when you're spoiled.   

Futurma: Soon to be a major religion!

Leela: “Hey, guess who I just got of the phone with.”
Bender: “No!”

(Leela’s parents is coming above ground)
Amy: “Are you of your rockets? Your parents are mutants! It’s illegal for them to come above ground, ‘cuase they’re inferior genetic scum! Ehh, present company excluded, ofcourse.” (Did Amy just offened everybody in the room, or just Leela?)

Farnsworth: “Good news, anyone. The Swedish robot from Pikea is here with the supercollider I ordered.”
Swedish Robot: “Enjøy yøur inferiør Swedish krap.”
(Leaves while breaking apart)

Bender: “There, and only 6 missing pieces.”
Fry: “Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.”
Leela: “Damn, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went 10 rounds with Mighty Thor.” (She just needs a bit of massage. I volunteer!!    )
Fry:  “I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.”

Zoidberg: “I got just the thing. Genuine miracle cream, I bought from a travelling salesman.” (he give the cream to Fry and Leela, who start rubbing it onto their sore muscles) “Come one, come all, he said. Step right up! This sounds too good to be true, I thought. He said, I looked like a smart young man. So is it a deal, I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with 60 of my dollars. But I have the miracle cream.”

(Fry and Leela is in the proces of being mugged)
fry: “I’m too scared to find my pocket. Here I’ll just take of my pants, and give you those.”
Mugger: “Heyy! I don’t like what I’m seeing.”

(Fry and Leela exams what kind of superpowers they have)
Leela: (reads from tube) “The abillity to command sea creatures?”
Fry: “Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!”
Zoidberg: “Screeeeew yoouuuu!”
Leela: “Aint got that.”

Fry: “Leela, I thin you’re missing the big picture here. When you where a kid, what was your biggest fantasy.”
Leela: (softvoiced) “To have parents.”
Fry: “Whatever. The correct answer is; to be superheroes. We have superpowers, and we’re Americans, this is our chance.”
Leela: “Hmm, I have been looking for a way to serve the community, that incorporates my violence. Let’s do it!”
Fry: “You’ll barely regret this.”

Leela: “We’d love to have you on the team, Bender. But aren’t you more on the supply-side of crime?”

(Leela, Bender & Fry stands on the top of PE, overlooking the city)
Leela: (shouting) “Listen up, New New York! There’s a new group of superheroes in town. And we’re....”
Hattie: “Quite!! It’s 4 Am, and I just fell asleep for the first time in 30 years!”
Leela: “Sorry!” (whispering) “A new era of justice has begun.”
Hattie: “What!?”


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I have been searching for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence!

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Voice-over: “Attention, all crooks, lowlives and lawbreakers! Do yourself a favor, and crawl back into your tenements, you human cockroaches, or get your ugly face punched to custard by: The New Justice Team!”
Fry: “Captain Yesterday!”
Leela: “Clobberella!”
Bender: “And Super King, the best one of the three!”

Song:
Go, go, go, go, New Justice Team.
Go team, go team, team, team, team.
Who’s that newest justice team?
The New Justice Team!

Captain Yesterday is fast
Also he is from the past
Not just fast, but from the past
Captain Yesterday!

Super King has all the power
All the powers of Superman [?]
Also he’s a robot, ain’t it cool
Super King, you rule!

Clobberella beat you up
Clobberella beat you up
Who do she beat up?
Yooouu! Clobberella!

Citizens, never fear,
Crazy do-good-freaks are here
until they run out of steam
............................. .....

miracle cream, miracle cream
gives the power to the team
it’s effects wear off for sure
so they just swap on some more.

The New justice Team!



More to follow, unless you beat me to it.

[Reply #154 on:]

Bender:*puts crown on head* We are not amused

-Less than hero

[Reply #155 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Futurma

 

Good one, Teral

[Reply #156 on:]

Fry:  Hey'a, Bender, what are we doing in this bad neighborhood?

Bender:  Shut Up, Square!

-Hell is Other Robots

Fry: Full price for gum?!  That dog won't hunt, Monsignor.

-War is the H-Word.

I go around saying both of these all the time.

[Reply #157 on:]

Right after Fry and Bender take the Planet Express ship for a joyride and get back, they exit the ship only to see the rest of the P.E. employees glaring at them, then part of the building falls apart behind Bender and he goes, "...And that's how we learned our lesson"
-The Cryonic Woman

I love that quote for some reason! XD

And here's one my friend just reminded me of...

LEELA:  Brain... make people... dumb
FRY:  No, Leela.  Brain make people smart.
-The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

[Reply #158 on:]

Hey everyone, i'm new to the board but i love the show.  Some of the qoutes from the show that leave me dying laughing...

JUDGE: 500 dollars, and time served
BENDER: Stupid anti-pimpin laws.. Well, pay the man!
FEMBOTS: Bender, honey, we love you!
BENDER: Shut up baby, i know it!

BENDER: Ahh, computer dating.  It's like pimpin, but you dont really have to use the phrase, 'upside your head'.
LEELA: Bender, this is stupid.  Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
BENDER: Hey, DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!
-Put Your Head On My Shoulder

ZAPP: lower.. lower... lower... AHH TOO LOW!.. :smiles: lower
-War is the H-word.

ZOIDBERG: :riding in on sperm: You guys will never guess where I've been!
-Parasites Lost

Although this wasn't a qoute, i found it hilarious when the lil neptunian gets a kick in santa's head in "A Tale of Two Santas"

My fave which my girlfriend always laughs at because i do it so well.

LEELA: That's it Master Phnog! I challenge you to a match.
Phnog: Very well.. but you see, I have the will of the warrior.  Therefore, the bout is already over.  The winna, ME! awhaha Wanna rematch? You lose again! Had enough? Me thought so, ahwahwahwwahwa

[Reply #159 on:]

 

Originally posted by LittleMiss:
Right after Fry and Bender take the Planet Express ship for a joyride and get back, they exit the ship only to see the rest of the P.E. employees glaring at them, then part of the building falls apart behind Bender and he goes, "...And that's how we learned our lesson"
-The Cryonic Woman

I love that quote for some reason! XD

    Me and my friend were having a discussion about that episode... We were trying to remember what was so funny at the beginning of the episode.. Thanks for reminding me!