Best Futurama Quotes

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You're welcome!!         That was the funniest part.

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My favourite quote from Less Than Hero:

Leela: (reads label on tube) May cause superpowers in humans.

Fry: Wow, a superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin?  You'd think it would be something you have to freebase.

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Zapp
"Hey baby, aren't you going to tell me your secret?"
"Great time soldier, beat my time by 2 seconds..and 36 minutes..and 8 hours..and I'm going to finish some day"

Fry
"Fixit Fixit Fixit Fixit Fixit... Fixit Fixit Fixit"

Dr. Zoiberg
"My precious slinky!! :sobs:"
"Stop yelling at me!! :sobs:"

Bender
"Making frequent stops where ever the hell I feel."
"Abandon Ship!"
"OMG! :steals money:"
"I wasn't programmed to steal Leelas purse but that didn't stop me."
"Look!  This one has no eyes :steals eyes:"
"Harpoon my ass."

Scenes
Dr Zoiberg: "oh no my home, it burned down!"
Hermes: "that only raises questions"
Bender: "oh so thats where i left my cigar"
Hermes: "that raises further questions"

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welcome to da board homie. 

Fry: (bender as a were-car chasing after him) He's coming after me! I'm his best friend after all! :sniff: :smile:

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Zapp: I am expecting a all out tactical dog fight. Followed by a light lunch- ham, Sunday bar ....

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They are all so good, it's to hard to pick just one.
But I do like:
Zoidberg: Truly a great man, I would follow him to hell and back, I would.

Thats from that Pluto penguin episode (I can't rember the name) when Zoidberg is takling about Fry being captin.

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Freewaterfall Snr: "if rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey i don't wonna be right."    and its 'Bird-bot of Ice-kataz Carbito.

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So many - but all hail Cartoon Network which FINALLY gave me the chance to see "Amazon Women in the Mood".  That episode alone had about 357 "funniest quotes", but the one that made me laugh hardest was when Femputer announced how "death by snu-snu" would work:

"The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He that is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, as the most attractive male will be snu-snued by the most beautiful women of Amazonia...
then the large women...
then the petite women...
then the large women again."
[Kif whimpers]
"Initiate snu-snu!"

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Trucker: "It's one of them things, like on the back of our mudflaps."
Trucker 2: "Yosemite Sam?"
Sal, the Lazy Guy: "Stand back. I'm gonesta put my moves on her. Woo-HOO-oo-OO-oo!"

-"Parasites Lost"

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from Deep South:
(Fry checking out the pirate's flag)
Zoidberg: You better be careful, the flag says it's poisonous.

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This goes along great with me having to go to work shortly.

On the episode bender was sleep bending.
Leela: "Here is the manual with a list of everthing wrong with the ship."
Bender: "I'm not reading that crap!  Sum it up in one word!"
Leela: "Sabotage!"

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SPACE PILOT 3000
-Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
-Yep, its december 31st, 2999.
-My god! a MILLION years!

Bendin In the wind
Fry: "Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge. Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal."

War is the H-word
Fry: "It's creepy here!"
Soldier: "This is the worst part. The calm before the battle."
Fry: "And then the battle is not so bad?"
Soldier: "Alright, I forgot about the battle."

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      LOOK DOWN PLEASE
VVVVVV                VVVVVV

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From less than a hero when they are checking what powers they got.
Leela "ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures."
Fry "Hey Zoidberg get in here"
Zoidberg "Screw you"
Leela "Aint got that"

His neutralness "If I dont survive tell my wive hello"

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Pi-kea Robot: Enjoy your affordable swedish crap

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"Hell Is Other Robots"

BEEZLEBOT: We know all your sins, Bender, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing AND ironic punishment!
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"The Cyber House Rules"

BENDER: I HATE YOU ALL!
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"The Tale of Two Santas"

ROBO-SANTA: The box may be empty, but the message is clear- Play Santa again and I'LL KILL YOU next year!

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The best quote was from "The Cyber House Rules" when the little mutant orphan asks "Daddy Bender" to read them a story, and he pulls out his criminal record and goes something like, "Bender's Arrest Record.  By the Police.  On March 3rd, Bender was arrested for shoplifting" and one of the little kids goes, "Show us the picture, daddy!" and he shows them the mug shot they took of him with the watch around his wrist! XD  That was great... lolz.
 

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"Sorry, but that song doesn't normally last three hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended."

 - From "Bending In The Wind"

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*Wants to see that episode*

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"Hello!..Professor!..lava!..hot!!"P Professor Farnsworth ruining our Fan Service.
Jurassic Bark

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Classic Zoidberg - Now if you will excuse me there is some ravioli with only 2 shoes prints in it >SQUISH!< 3.
lol

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LMAO... XD

Welcome to PEEL, reznor! 

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Hermes:  I suggest we all have a nice lobster Zoidberg... I mean doctor Zoidberg.

From "The Deep South"

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9...10...A big fat hen....named Bender.

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Zoidberg to Kif: And thats way you never become a captain,Kif.

Episode 1ACV04 Love`s labors lost in space

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I don't know if it counts as a quote since it's not really words but just a sound.

When the crew visit Bender and Fry in their new appartment in "I roommate", I just love what Zoidberg "says" when he enters the appartment.

"blpblpblpb!"

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This is from The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

Zoidberg: Zoidy wanna go outside!
Fry: Oh, but I just let you back in!

Also like how Morbo is talking about the "T-man" in that same episode.

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Mom's Three Sons have some awesome lines-

"And to prove this is actually 1000 years ago, here's contemporay actress Pamela Anderson"
-Walt, A Fishfull of dollars

"The Glasses man is gonna touch mommy... iahhh... iahhh"
-Ignar, Mothers Day

"You can get there on this precious noncomputerised map"
-Larry, Mothers Day

"Mommy, can I wear your fat suit?" - Ignar, A fishfull of Dollars

"This Mr Fry must be a master-mind of the highest order" - Walt, A fishfull of Dollars

"Someday I want to marry a girl like her" (referring to Mom)- Walt (what ep was that).

selects Pat Buchannan on Stock vote "Iahh... The ballot was confusing!"- Ignar- Futurestock

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Heh, I was just watching "Loves labors lost in space" and I noticed something I has never noticed before.
Farnsworth: Each pound of dark matter weighs over ten thousand pounds.

I can't believe that I never noticed that before.

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I can't believe it, either.

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LMAO!  That's funny. :P  Grim, those *are* funny lines!  ^_____^

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Bender:That's what I get for sharing my vunerablelity with you people.
Crimes Of The Hot.

Sorry about the misspelling.

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Bender is pacing around the Planet express building, grumbling to himself.

Farnsworth: "Obsessing won&#8217;t help, Bender. Take a lean back and enjoy life.
Bender: "I can&#8217;t. My fembot may be in love with another manbot!"
Leela: "Well talk to her. Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way."
Fry: "Yeah, either that or be a man!"
Next scene, in Bender's apartment.
Bender: "Ok, I&#8217;ve constructed an elaborate lie. I&#8217;ll call Angeleine, while pretending to be Flexo, arrange a date, show up disguised as him and catch her two- timing me with myself!"
Fry: "That&#8217;s thinkin&#8217; like a man!"

-Bendless Love

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Leela's quotes:

'This Wangs Chung!'

This 'Toads the Wet Sprocket!'

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Bender: "Ah, Let's face it, comedy's a dead artform.  Now tragedy,*laughs* That's funny!"

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from luck of the fryish
"he came in the room strummed his guitar and i said thats a number one record"

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Bender: Welcome to the Bender express making stops at were ever the hell I feel like"

Thats from "Luck of the Fryrish" I'm not sure if thats exactly how it goes but its something close to it.

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Not really a quote, but I've just watched "How Hermes..." and now I can't stop singing that song!

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I love that song. I think it's much better than the first (Robot Hell). The one line which always makes me crack up:

"I am Bender. Please insert girder."

 

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From 'Fear of a Bot planet' 

Movie (talking about humans) ...They may even be in our movie theatres!
*cries from audiance*
Fry - God help us!!

I love that line. Also:

Leela: Oh come on Bender, last month it was Robanadon, then it was Robanza
Fry: Man that was a blast!