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Drippy_taco

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« on: 12-25-2002 21:08 »

Bender:  "I don't know -- I've got a lot of great memories of my old place.  [pushes button]  ... And now they're gone.

      -I, Roommate
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 12-26-2002 03:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2002 03:27 »

Fry: "No, I'm ... doesn't!"

 - The Route of all Evil

Best Fry quote ever!
eggsandwich

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 12-26-2002 03:52 »

i've said it before n im gonna say it again

Michelle: "Fry, is it really you?"
Fry: "I don't know. Is it really you?"
Michelle: "What do you mean you don't know? Are you you or not?"
Fry: "Who wants to know?"

-The Cryonic Woman

diddle lee deee....
Extrablood

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 12-26-2002 05:47 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2002 05:47 »

Zoidberg: "What's this? Two meals in one week?....... Friends, help, a guinea pig tricked me!"

- Anthology of Interest I
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 12-26-2002 05:59 »

Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.

- The Honking
MrMayat

Starship Captain
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« Reply #5 on: 12-26-2002 08:18 »

"Professor!!.. Lava!!.. Hot!!"
- Jurassic Bark
Tweek

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« Reply #6 on: 12-26-2002 10:07 »

Kif, Quoting from Zapp's Personal book of pick-up lines: Amy, if I said you said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little.

Amazon Women in the Mood
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 12-26-2002 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2002 11:21 »

Zoidberg: Freedom, freedom, freedom oi! Freedom, freedom, freedom oi!
Fry: There's no denying it, the future's crazy. Oh well, don't want to stand out!
*Gets on table with Zoidberg*
Zoidberg + Fry: Freedom, freedom, freedom oi! Freedom, freedom, freedom oi!

A Taste Of Freedom
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #8 on: 12-26-2002 11:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2002 11:27 »

From Cryonic Woman:

Fry: So no one really cared that I was gone?
Michelle: Not actually... exept on person....
*Michelle and Fry is holding hands and romantic music is coming*
Fry: Then who was it?
Guy

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 12-26-2002 13:03 »

Bender: Oh. Your. God.

-Amazon Woman in the Mood

I just love that quote.
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #10 on: 12-26-2002 20:21 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2002 20:21 »

Fry: I've never seen a Super Nova blow up. But if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!

- Roswell That Ends Well
SQFreak

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 12-26-2002 22:51 »

From "A Pharoah to Remember"

Fry: Hi. We have a giant stone to deliver. Sign here.
*Osiris 4 Official signs with a bird*
Osiris 4 Official: Ah, very nice. Much like the ten million identical stone already used in the future tomb of our great pharoah Hamenthatep.
Leela: Impressive. Who's building it?
Osiris 4 Official: You.
Leela: Say again?
Osiris 4 Official: You are now slaves of the great pharoah Hamenthatep.

Also from "A Pharoah to Remember"

Osiris 4 Official: Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will so that we may blindly obey.
Wall Worshipers: Free us from thought and responsibility.
Osiris 4 Official: We shall read things off you...
Wall Worshipers: ...and do them.
Osiris 4 Official: You're words guide us.
Wall Worshipers: We're dumb.

From "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

Number 1.0: Guards? Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away.
Joe25

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« Reply #12 on: 12-28-2002 00:33 »
« Last Edit on: 12-28-2002 00:33 »

Zapp:"Alright Kif, let's teach these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do."
Melllvar

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« Reply #13 on: 12-28-2002 01:49 »

One of my favourites:

Fry: "What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does."
Zoidberg: "Damn right!"
Fry: "And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot."
Professor: "Ohhhea."
Fry: "Hermes is a rastafarian accountant."
Hermes: "Tally me banana!"
Fry: "Amy's a klutz from Mars!"
Amy: (crash) "s'ploops!"
Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did! So Leela - do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like Adelai...with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever."
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #14 on: 12-28-2002 02:04 »

^I love that whole scene.  The best part is Amy knocking over the glass and saying S'ploops.     :laff:
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 12-28-2002 02:47 »

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Got milk? Then you are a human and must be killed!

 - Fear of a Bot Planet
BuffDaddy

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« Reply #16 on: 12-28-2002 05:26 »

[offtopic: what happened to the old quotes-thread?]

From Route of all Evil

Cubert: If it isn't my old friends (looks at Leela) Stretchpants, (looks at Bender) nopants, and .... (looks at Fry) ... idiot.  :D
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 12-28-2002 09:14 »

Leela: "Actually, Dwight is right. Alcohol is very, very bad, for children. But once you turn 21, it becomes very, very good. So scram!"

 - The Route of all Evil
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 12-28-2002 09:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by BuffDaddy:
[offtopic: what happened to the old quotes-thread?]

Got deleted!

Zoidberg: 'Have you got any more of this Don-Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub half way.'

Where the Buggalo Roam

That's some expensive and hard to spell booze
Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #19 on: 12-28-2002 09:25 »

Fry: *gasp* "Some Bart Simpson dolls!"
Bart Doll: "Eat my shorts!"
Bender: "Ok! Mmm...shorts."
Britz

Starship Captain
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« Reply #20 on: 12-30-2002 20:22 »

The best quote? Zapp Brannigan has some of the greatest remarks, best of all: "Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Margarita

Space Pope
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« Reply #21 on: 12-30-2002 20:28 »

welcome to PEEL  :)
futurefreak

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« Reply #22 on: 12-30-2002 20:32 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2002 20:32 »

<professor being hauled away by the death squads>

Goodbye, cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp! Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lying together what appears to be some sort of cruel muslin and the curtain pompom tails, cruel though they may be...

-A Clone of my Own
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #23 on: 12-30-2002 20:56 »

Leela: All we need is one of those giant ice cubes. Someone should call the losers who were supposed to deliver it.
Nixon: President Nixon here.
(Zoidy salutes)
I'm hiring you losers to deliver the ice. And be quick about it! I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover trying to squeeze into a new girdle!
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 12-31-2002 00:18 »

Leela: "I don't want to die at the age of 25..."
Bender: "Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I don't think that's going to happen."

-"Brannigan, Begin Again"
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 12-31-2002 13:35 »

Leela: Nixon must have bought your body from the pawn shop.
Fry: Yeah, and that electric guitar.
Nixon: Remember what the dormouse said... feed your head! I'm meeting you halfway here on this you stupid hippies.

Nixon: Oh no? Well listen here missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973. But your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one whose changed is me. I've become bitter and lets face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept into office, I'll sell our childrens organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place! MWUHAHAHAHAH!

-A Head In the Polls
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 01-04-2003 05:49 »
« Last Edit on: 01-04-2003 05:49 »

Fry: "Wow, nude hot tubbing? That's all I need to hear about Freedom Day."

 - A Taste of Freedom
Smitty

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 01-04-2003 06:44 »

Farnsworth: Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement.  So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!
- A Clone Of My Own

Cracks me up every time   :laff:
Kazzahdrane

Starship Captain
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« Reply #28 on: 01-04-2003 07:07 »
« Last Edit on: 01-04-2003 07:07 »

Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.

Zoidberg moves his mouth tentacles as if he is licking his lips.

Zoidberg:Pretty good story, huh Hermes?

Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!
futuramaROCKS

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« Reply #29 on: 01-04-2003 07:50 »

Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #30 on: 01-04-2003 07:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.
Zoidberg: Pretty good story, huh Hermes?
Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!
That one had me in stitches  :laff:
What episode is it from?

 
Quote
Originally posted by futuramaROCKS:
Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS

That 's from Put your head on my shoulders, am I right?

M. Proctor

Starship Captain
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« Reply #31 on: 01-04-2003 08:04 »

"I will always...remember you Fry.. Memory deleted.

I dated a robot

"I think facial eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela must be tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time." *Gapes at eye* "Ahh!"

Cyberhouse rules
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #32 on: 01-04-2003 11:35 »
« Last Edit on: 01-04-2003 11:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.

Zoidberg moves his mouth tentacles as if he is licking his lips.

Zoidberg:Pretty good story, huh Hermes?

Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!

That's from Amazon Women in the Mood, ZomieJesus
eggsandwich

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« Reply #33 on: 01-04-2003 11:48 »

yeeeaahh ..
Teral

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« Reply #34 on: 01-04-2003 11:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futuramaROCKS:
Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS

Leela: "Bender! Romance isn't about money."
Bender: "So it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease."
Leela: "For your information, it's because he's hideous."
Zoidberg: "ohhh..."

There. It's funnier when it's correct.

Welcome to PEEL, futuramaROCKS. Enjoy it here.

@ZJ: Yes, it's from PYHOMS
Hawk

Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 01-04-2003 14:52 »

Sign on Elzars show: Aplause
Bender: Whooo! Yeah! Whoooooooohoooooo!
Sign on Elzars show: Less Aplause
Bender: Whooo.....! Yeah...... Whoooooho......
Bend-err

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« Reply #36 on: 01-04-2003 16:42 »

Bender: I only want them to remember my name ... *quietly and sadly* it's Bender...
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #37 on: 01-04-2003 17:12 »

Leela: Look Fry, you're a man and i am a woman. We're just too different."

 - Time keeps on slippin'
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #38 on: 01-04-2003 23:17 »

Old Man: A robot is just a trash can with sparks shooting out of it.
Bender: Sparks keep me warm...
NewsMonster

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« Reply #39 on: 01-05-2003 03:21 »

So many to choose from...

Zap: I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.
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