Best Futurama Quotes

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Bender:  "I don't know -- I've got a lot of great memories of my old place.  [pushes button]  ... And now they're gone.

      -I, Roommate

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Fry: "No, I'm ... doesn't!"

 - The Route of all Evil

Best Fry quote ever!

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i've said it before n im gonna say it again

Michelle: "Fry, is it really you?"
Fry: "I don't know. Is it really you?"
Michelle: "What do you mean you don't know? Are you you or not?"
Fry: "Who wants to know?"

-The Cryonic Woman

diddle lee deee....

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Zoidberg: "What's this? Two meals in one week?....... Friends, help, a guinea pig tricked me!"

- Anthology of Interest I

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Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.

- The Honking

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"Professor!!.. Lava!!.. Hot!!"
- Jurassic Bark

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Kif, Quoting from Zapp's Personal book of pick-up lines: Amy, if I said you said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little.

Amazon Women in the Mood

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Zoidberg: Freedom, freedom, freedom oi! Freedom, freedom, freedom oi!
Fry: There's no denying it, the future's crazy. Oh well, don't want to stand out!
*Gets on table with Zoidberg*
Zoidberg + Fry: Freedom, freedom, freedom oi! Freedom, freedom, freedom oi!

A Taste Of Freedom

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From Cryonic Woman:

Fry: So no one really cared that I was gone?
Michelle: Not actually... exept on person....
*Michelle and Fry is holding hands and romantic music is coming*
Fry: Then who was it?

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Bender: Oh. Your. God.

-Amazon Woman in the Mood

I just love that quote.

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Fry: I've never seen a Super Nova blow up. But if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova, it'll light up the night sky!

- Roswell That Ends Well

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From "A Pharoah to Remember"

Fry: Hi. We have a giant stone to deliver. Sign here.
*Osiris 4 Official signs with a bird*
Osiris 4 Official: Ah, very nice. Much like the ten million identical stone already used in the future tomb of our great pharoah Hamenthatep.
Leela: Impressive. Who's building it?
Osiris 4 Official: You.
Leela: Say again?
Osiris 4 Official: You are now slaves of the great pharoah Hamenthatep.

Also from "A Pharoah to Remember"

Osiris 4 Official: Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will so that we may blindly obey.
Wall Worshipers: Free us from thought and responsibility.
Osiris 4 Official: We shall read things off you...
Wall Worshipers: ...and do them.
Osiris 4 Official: You're words guide us.
Wall Worshipers: We're dumb.

From "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

Number 1.0: Guards? Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away.

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Zapp:"Alright Kif, let's teach these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do."

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One of my favourites:

Fry: "What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does."
Zoidberg: "Damn right!"
Fry: "And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot."
Professor: "Ohhhea."
Fry: "Hermes is a rastafarian accountant."
Hermes: "Tally me banana!"
Fry: "Amy's a klutz from Mars!"
Amy: (crash) "s'ploops!"
Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did! So Leela - do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like Adelai...with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever."

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^I love that whole scene.  The best part is Amy knocking over the glass and saying S'ploops.     

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Got milk? Then you are a human and must be killed!

 - Fear of a Bot Planet

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[offtopic: what happened to the old quotes-thread?]

From Route of all Evil

Cubert: If it isn't my old friends (looks at Leela) Stretchpants, (looks at Bender) nopants, and .... (looks at Fry) ... idiot. 

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Leela: "Actually, Dwight is right. Alcohol is very, very bad, for children. But once you turn 21, it becomes very, very good. So scram!"

 - The Route of all Evil

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Originally posted by BuffDaddy:
[offtopic: what happened to the old quotes-thread?]

Got deleted!

Zoidberg: 'Have you got any more of this Don-Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub half way.'

Where the Buggalo Roam

That's some expensive and hard to spell booze

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Fry: *gasp* "Some Bart Simpson dolls!"
Bart Doll: "Eat my shorts!"
Bender: "Ok! Mmm...shorts."

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The best quote? Zapp Brannigan has some of the greatest remarks, best of all: "Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

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welcome to PEEL 

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<professor being hauled away by the death squads>

Goodbye, cruel world! Goodbye, cruel lamp! Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lying together what appears to be some sort of cruel muslin and the curtain pompom tails, cruel though they may be...

-A Clone of my Own

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Leela: All we need is one of those giant ice cubes. Someone should call the losers who were supposed to deliver it.
Nixon: President Nixon here.
(Zoidy salutes)
I'm hiring you losers to deliver the ice. And be quick about it! I'm sweating like J. Edgar Hoover trying to squeeze into a new girdle!

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Leela: "I don't want to die at the age of 25..."
Bender: "Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I don't think that's going to happen."

-"Brannigan, Begin Again"

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Leela: Nixon must have bought your body from the pawn shop.
Fry: Yeah, and that electric guitar.
Nixon: Remember what the dormouse said... feed your head! I'm meeting you halfway here on this you stupid hippies.

Nixon: Oh no? Well listen here missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973. But your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one whose changed is me. I've become bitter and lets face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept into office, I'll sell our childrens organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place! MWUHAHAHAHAH!

-A Head In the Polls

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Fry: "Wow, nude hot tubbing? That's all I need to hear about Freedom Day."

 - A Taste of Freedom

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Farnsworth: Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement.  So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!
- A Clone Of My Own

Cracks me up every time   

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Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.

Zoidberg moves his mouth tentacles as if he is licking his lips.

Zoidberg:Pretty good story, huh Hermes?

Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!

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Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS

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Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.
Zoidberg: Pretty good story, huh Hermes?
Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!

That one had me in stitches 
What episode is it from?

 

Originally posted by futuramaROCKS:
Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS

That 's from Put your head on my shoulders, am I right?

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"I will always...remember you Fry.. Memory deleted.

I dated a robot

"I think facial eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela must be tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time." *Gapes at eye* "Ahh!"

Cyberhouse rules

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Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
Zoidberg: And that's how I found my new shell. It looks the same as my old one, and i found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon in it.

Zoidberg moves his mouth tentacles as if he is licking his lips.

Zoidberg:Pretty good story, huh Hermes?

Hermes: Stick to someone else ya crusty barnacle!

That's from Amazon Women in the Mood, ZomieJesus

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yeeeaahh ..

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Originally posted by futuramaROCKS:
Bender: It's true look at Zoidberg here he hasn't got a penny to his name and he's the lonelyest guy on earth
Leela:For your information it's because he's hidious
Zoidberg:CRYS

Leela: "Bender! Romance isn't about money."
Bender: "So it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease."
Leela: "For your information, it's because he's hideous."
Zoidberg: "ohhh..."

There. It's funnier when it's correct.

Welcome to PEEL, futuramaROCKS. Enjoy it here.

@ZJ: Yes, it's from PYHOMS

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Sign on Elzars show: Aplause
Bender: Whooo! Yeah! Whoooooooohoooooo!
Sign on Elzars show: Less Aplause
Bender: Whooo.....! Yeah...... Whoooooho......

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Bender: I only want them to remember my name ... *quietly and sadly* it's Bender...

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Leela: Look Fry, you're a man and i am a woman. We're just too different."

 - Time keeps on slippin'

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Old Man: A robot is just a trash can with sparks shooting out of it.
Bender: Sparks keep me warm...

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So many to choose from...

Zap: I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about.