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Nurdbot

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Bender::Yahooooo!-That'll teach those horses to take drugs.. _________________________ The luck of the Fryish.
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Helpy McHelphelp
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from the rather good episode "A Taste Of Freedom":
Fry: “So what is Freedom Day? Sounds like some kinda feminine hygiene product.” Zoidberg: “No! It’s a fabulous, crapulous day.” Amy: “If you wanna do something, you do it. And to spleckh with the consequences!” Bender: “You know, how I live every day.”
(Amy and Leela start to take their clothes off) Fry: “Waauv. Nude hot-tubing? That’s all I need to hear about Freedom Day.” (Me too.)
Freedom Day... Express yourself! I hate my job!
Zapp: “Happy Freedom Day, ladies. Come on, let loose and show my something. Anything. Seriously, I’d take an armpit.” Kif: [sigh]
(Linda has just recieved a necklace from Zapp, for flashing him) Linda: “Okay Morbo, now it’s your turn.” Morbo: “If that’s your Freedom Day wish.” (Morbo, get up, turn around, pull up his shirt, Linda scream horribly)
Nixon: “Thank you, Secretary of Transportation.“
Nixon: My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it’s almost sickening. We’re free to chose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the pain-monster.” Pain-monster: “See you April 15th folks.”
Zoidberg: “I’m swelling with patriotic mucus.”
Nixon: (about Zoidy) “Stop that red menace!”
Zoidberg: “My country’s embassy. They’re paid not to kill me.”
Zoidberg: “Ambassador Moiven, you and your staff are so kind. I’m truely humbled. ... What no marshmallows!!”
Nixon: “Let’s storm the place!! ... without my prior knowledge.”
Leela: “Cool your jowls, Nixon. You [?] that Zoidberg desecrated a flag. You may even find the image of it festering in his bowels somehow offensive, but the right to freedom of expression is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution.” Nixon: “Ahrrrroooo! Maybe so, but I know a place where the Constitution doesn’t mean squat!” (Cut to the Supreme Court)
(Fry and Leela listen to an anti-Zoidberg folk singer) Fry: “We’re we ever going to find a lawyer to take his case?” Leela: “I’ll ask the head of the ACLU, once he’s done singing.” Head of ACLU: “Doooon’t meeeeess wiith Eeeearth. .. KILL ZOIDBERG!!”
Fry: “Who are you old man?” Old Man Waterfall: “Name’s Old Man Waterfall, but most folks just call me Old Man.” Fry: “I’ll never remember that.”
Zoidberg: “Oh God, I’m nerveous. Two of my three hearts are having attacks.”
Bender: “Court’s kinda fun, when it’s not my ass on the line.”
(Zoidy is guilty) Supreme Court President: “The court orders an immediate apology.” Zoidberg: “Apology accepted. Just don’t let it happen again.” Hermes: “She means you, you turkey of the sea!”
Ambassador Moiven: “Attack Earth! ... Yes, I know it’s a schlepp. Just do it!”
Zapp: “Okay, Kif. Let’s show these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do!”
Kif: “Sir, all planetary defenses have been disabled. Perhaps the Decapodians acquired our secret code...somehow!” Zapp: “Well, Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady, steady, now!”
Fry: “Hey wait, I’m having one of those things. You know an headache, with pictures.” Leela: “An idea?”
Zoidberg: “Ambassador Moiven, you killed my lawyer.” Ambassador Moiven: “You’re welcome.”
Leela: “Zoidberg, you set us free. I feel like I could stand to hug you. I can’t, but you know what I’m trying to say.”
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Tornado

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« Reply #86 on: 01-07-2003 13:54 »
« Last Edit on: 01-07-2003 13:54 »
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1st Post! Zapp: "I suffer from a terrible learning disease, Kif, what do i call it?" Kif: "Sexlexia" Zapp: "Cant you ask a little more sexily?..." Leela: "Oh please, Big Zee"
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Bend-err

DOOP Secretary

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Welcome Tornado
Bender: Damn you old man!
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Hawk

Professor

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Robots: Hey-hey! Ho-ho! One-zero-zero-one-one-ze-ro!
Bender: Goodbye, suckers whom I always hated! *Goes out the door and gets in agian* C'mon! It will be funn!
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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Keeping with the theme:
Bender: "So long, coffin stuffers!" (Bender wrecks his car) "Eeeh, could one of you coffin stuffers please carry me?"
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Hawk

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Amy: Oh no! My body! Where's my parasoll? Bender: I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.
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Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #95 on: 01-08-2003 16:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2003 16:41 »
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One from the season 2 commentaries that usually cracks me up: Glab: "TAnd now to cut the ribbon the legendary DOOP captain, who have just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden 7, Zapp Brannigan!" Billy West: "Sociopath."
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Bend-err

DOOP Secretary

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Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing. -The series had landed
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Jesus

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(Zoidberg)Amy, this is for you, a set of calms for you´r beautyful hair. (Amy) Ohh, that´s so sweet, but i sold my hair to a wid-maker so i could buy a set of calms to hermies. (Hermies) Ohh, the irony, i sold my hair so i could buy this third set of calms to Zoidbeg. (Zoiberg) Thank you, these will come in handy for my new hair. (Zoidber with Hermie´s and Amy´s hair) Xmas stry, or if it´s Cristmas story, don´t know, not so funny here, but my Avatar show how he look like if you have´nt seen it before...
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Jesus

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Hope it is oay i post 1 more... femputor: I sentence you to deth. Fry, Zapp, Kiff: Oh no. Femputor: By SnoSno Fry, Zapp: Wohoo Kiff: noo Zapp to Kiff: What are you?, Gay? Amazone women in the mood
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Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary

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Kill me.
Bender:*on the phone*..Let me check..*Picks Albert up*Aww,Aren't you a cutie..*put's Albert down*About 25 pounds... _____________________________ _______________ --The Cyber House Rules.
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Bend-err

DOOP Secretary

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Fry: *gasp* Some Bart Simpson dolls! Bart Doll: Eat my shorts! Bender: Ok! Mmm...shorts. -A Big Piece of Garbage
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BendingUnit1141

Professor

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Fry: (annoyed) I once had a friend who used to smell things with me.
-The Honking
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futuramaROCKS

Crustacean

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Salesman:I'm glad you dont care whether any 1 questions your sexual orientation Fry:I care, i care plenty i just dont no how to make it stop Salesman:One word Thundercougarfakenbird
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Bend-err

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Hermes: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! That Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Amy: Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will?
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Shadowstar

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Flexo, though sounding just like Bender, seems to have this voice that's so funny to me.
Fry: I saw you looking at the atom. Flexo: So, I look at lots of atoms. Shouldn't you be resting up for your shift? Fry: Oh, you'd like it if I went to sleep, wouldn't you? Flexo: Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. [laughs] No, I'm just kidding, you're a joker. ... Fry: Well, that's 8 hours. Flexo: Yeah, 8 hours of solid boredom. [laughs] No, I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful man. - Lesser of Two Evils
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Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary

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"I died doing what I loved!!"
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MuscaDomestica

Professor

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Space Pirate: I learned too late me real treasure were me grandchildren.
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Juliet

DOOP Secretary

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Bender: I'm back baby
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