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[Reply #560 on:]

Fry: According to a friendly cop, this famous creation of 20th century times is known as "your mom's ass"

totpd?

[Reply #561 on:]

Umm... okay, AllEggsIn1Basket can have it.

[Reply #562 on:]

El-Man, sounds like thy funny-bone wouldst remain untickled.

[Reply #563 on:]

Is merely the appearance of nonchalance, my good sir.

[Reply #564 on:]

“Alriiight, so you’re nonchalant. Quit rubbing our noses in it!”
(Sorry, couldn't resist. It's my thing, it's what I do )

[Reply #565 on:]

Hey guys, sorry to drop the ball! I have been on a field assignment and am working from a remote laptop that does not have the Winna-recommended software on it and a relatively slow internet connection. If someone else wants to pick up I'd be much obliged and will vow to download the necessary tools when back on a good 'ol desktop with high-speed internet. Have a great Thanksgiving to those celebrating this week!

[Reply #566 on:]

Happy T-Day, Miss Huevos. I suspect you will slaughter your own turkey.

Someone do a yoink, please!

[Reply #567 on:]

Boxy to the rescue!

[Reply #568 on:]

Fry: Leela, have you looked at your left hand?

Leela: No Fry. Why?

Fry: Look! It only has three fingers!

[Reply #569 on:]

Suddenly mid-swing, Shy-Fry felt like the star of an episode of Ass-o-rama and completely lost his nerve for the follow-through.

[Reply #570 on:]

Sick of that sexist Arcturan jerk, Leela changed her style to Earthican Met-Fu.

[Reply #571 on:]

Fry (thinking): Come on, she's distracted! This is your chance!

[Reply #572 on:]

When Fry could feel Leela's farts three feet away, he knew it wasn't a good time to hit on her.


Fry: MY MANWICH!!!

[Reply #573 on:]

Fry: Hey, Leela, you have a bug on your butt!

[Reply #574 on:]

Leela: Susan!?!

Fry: Eeeew! Anyone got a Handi-Wipe?

[Reply #575 on:]

When Fry could feel Leela's farts three feet away, he knew it wasn't a good time to hit on her.

[Reply #576 on:]

Fry was beginning to worry the Jedi mind-trick he learned from Mace Windude wasn't going to work on Leela's ass.

[Reply #577 on:]

Fry: Um… are invisible elbow-talons even legal in major league Blernsball?

[Reply #578 on:]

Morgan Freeman: When Fry woke up, the first thing he remembered was that Leela had a bat.

[Reply #579 on:]

Fry's invisible midi-chlorians sensor proved that Leela was indeed The Other One. Or rather, her fine booty had enough Force to save a million galaxies.

[Reply #580 on:]

Bump: Oh Boxy!??

[Reply #581 on:]

Ah, what the hell one more:

Neither Leela nor her bat were aware that Fry's body had been telepathically taken over by an invading alien from Assgrabber 7. Unfortunately for Fry, his brain thingy had no effect on the intruder.

(...also narrated by Morgan Freeman)

[Reply #582 on:]

Sorry about this, it completely slipped my mind. Anyway, I'd have to go for this one...

Fry was beginning to worry the Jedi mind-trick he learned from Mace Windude wasn't going to work on Leela's ass.

Take it away, Koobooki!

[Reply #583 on:]

Naw, wouldn't be fair I posted 3. So I'm giving it up for the yoink...mmm, for 24 hours

The clock — starts — NOW!

[Reply #584 on:]

Naw, wouldn't be fair I posted 3. So I'm giving it up for the yoink...mmm, for 24 hours

The clock — starts — NOW!

* UnrealLegend bursts into the thread.

[Reply #585 on:]

Zapp would have joined in, but he didn't feel comfortable in group hugs after the incident with the cocker spaniel and the garden hose.

[Reply #586 on:]

Yivo's new family portrait was taking quite some time. Zapp wouldn't stop staring into the camera.


Zapp and another tentacle out of view were having their own special kind of fun.


Zapp kept breaking the #1 rule of voyeur alien space-porn by looking at the cameraman.

[Reply #587 on:]

All singing (off screen): ... And that's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.


Zapp (to viewer): What are you looking at, Butthead?


Yivo (off screen): Pull my genticle!

[Reply #588 on:]

Zapp: Am I the only one not wearing clothes... because I thought...
Kiff: Uhh...

[Reply #589 on:]

Leela could never quite get the hang of no-shoes Tuesday.

[Reply #590 on:]

Zapp finally got lucky with Leela thanks to the numbing air on the Mattress Planet. Unfortunately, he didn't get to feel anything either.

[Reply #591 on:]

Zapp:...and what do you, the people at home, think?

[Reply #592 on:]

Zapp always hated these cheesey team-building orgies.  But they were mandatory.

[Reply #593 on:]

What happens on Mattress Island stays on Mattress Island.


Welcome to Mattress Island, the mile-high mound where all wet dreams come true.

[Reply #594 on:]

Hattie's leg... it ruins the picture for me. I can't unsee it.

[Reply #595 on:]

Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

[Reply #596 on:]

Although the team struck a large deposit mining early in the schedule the reality series "Martian Tang" never caught on with the viewers

[Reply #597 on:]

Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

Jeez, yak yak yak ...

[Reply #598 on:]

Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

Jeez, yak yak yak ...

...said the pot to the kettle

[Reply #599 on:]

Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

Jeez, yak yak yak ...

...said the pot to the kettle

Pot? Did you say you have pot?