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[Reply #600 on:]

Anymore captions before I choose a winner?

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Sorry UrL, I'm done. Only count my first. The rest was prackis. Nice TOTPD

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Schlomo love snu-snu. Schlomo love Thog.

Jeez, yak yak yak ...

...said the pot to the kettle

Pot? Did you say you have pot?

Uhh– I have a pot-belly.

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Um... sparkybarky

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What in the--? Wow, neat, UrL!

Okay, hopefully I don't almost kill the thread with this one (no American politics!):

[Reply #605 on:]

Bender and Amy were unaware that Kif was electronically trapped in  the picture frame.

[Reply #606 on:]

I can't actually see the image. Also, I sort of just picked a random winner.

[Reply #607 on:]

Doh! I will fix shortly.

Edit: fixed. And SGB, that definitely would've been a contender, had this game been for awful direct-to-market businesses.

[Reply #608 on:]

Unfortunately, Amy forgot to turn the web-cam off her picture frame.

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Amy: Wow, Bender, you did a great job repainting the ceiling!

Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

[Reply #610 on:]

The final scene of The 25-Year-Old Asian Martian Virgin.

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Amy: Your thesis on the expression of tangible markets in histrionic economic theory was just mind blowing!

Bender: Shut up baby!  I know it!

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I just noticed after I made my post without reading any of the other entries that any of the jokes I would make have already been made.

Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow, Motherfucka!

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Wongs are from Mars, benders have no penis.

~Extra~

Amy: You were right Bender. Camera 3 DOES have a huge lens.

Amy: Baby, I'll take your Extens-OH-matic over a fluid filled bladder any day...please don't tell Kif.

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Amy: Wow, what a night. What the spluck, Kiffy's still on the ceiling. What did you do you do to him anyway?

Bender: I find you organics hard to tell apart sometimes, especially in the dark. I'll get the fly swatter in a bit.

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Bender wasn't an expert on human anatomy, so he had to assume that the bulge emitting from Amy's crotchal region was a regular part of the human woman's body.

[Reply #616 on:]

Bender wasn't an expert on human anatomy, so he had to assume that the bulge emitting from Amy's crotchal region was a regular part of the human woman's body.

Biology lessons with Zoidberg?

[Reply #617 on:]

I decided to do a Family Guy and throw all characteristics for the purpose of a cheap gag.

[Reply #618 on:]

Ahh, you Family Guy'd it. Family Guide, Thursdays on Fox.

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Bender: My arm is behind my head.
Amy: And my arm is in front of my head.
Bender: Behind.
Amy: In front.
Bender: Behind.
Amy: In front.

Fry: [After watching the above scene on TV] Wow, I still can't believe that Amy and Bender got to do a guest spot. Also, Sesame Street sure isn't what it used to be.

[Reply #620 on:]

Unbeknownst to Kif, Bender had always secretly held a particular fancy for taiwanese shemales.

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Okay, the winner: hobbitboy!

Honorable mention to winna for his use of the Terry line with "motherfucka."

[Reply #622 on:]

Winner? Little old moi?

Show spoiler

No, but seriously.

[Reply #623 on:]

Kif resigned from DOOP by putting a hand grenade into Zapp's automatic perfume dispenser.

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Congrats hobbitboy! Shame the thread died on the table.

- - -

Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream: Now available in handy spritzer!
(Amphibiosan not included)

~Bonususes~

Zapp really took the nickname he earned in the bedroom to heart: The Flash.

While Captain Marvel was away, Zapp the Brannigan subbed in for the week. His one superpower: Overpowering criminals with the overpowering scent of "mmusssk".

Posing as a wild-mannered government employee, Captain Marvelous prepares for another day of crime-fighting by bathing in a magical elixir containing super crime-fighting properties: Chanel No.5.

Zapp: It's not a journey Kif, Brad Pitt says so. Now quit your sulking and help me prepare for my journey...

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Hold up, Kif. This doesn't taste like breath freshener, it tastes like... pink.

[sigh]

[Reply #626 on:]

Taking dental X-rays in the 31th Century.

[Reply #627 on:]

With a final touch of protective topcoat, the new Branniganbot was nearly finished. The poisoned champaggen had been destroyed and the Neutral seductress detained; all that remained was for Kif to upload the hard-drive of Zapp's pick-up lines and the hush-hush DOOP cover-up of the captain's untimely death in the Lovenasium would be complete.

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Kif: There's a mosquito on your nose, sir. Let me get the pesticide...

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Kif secretly doubted that Zapp had a good idea with his color-coded erogenous zone suit. Grey for Go and Red for Stop might not be intuitive to everyone...

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This would be Zapp Brannigan's best birthday cake yet.

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Zapp: C'moon Kif, hurry up with that perfume. I have some exercise to do.

Kif: Sir, walking to the control room isn't exactly an exercise...

Zapp: But this suite is so fabulous. It's made of velour.

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 <I'll give it one more day.>

[Reply #633 on:]

Kif: We are loaded on the pipe Captain.

Zapp: Then...I will call for assistance.

[Reply #634 on:]

I'm awarding this one to

*  UnrealLegend   *

for daring to be different.

[Reply #635 on:]

Excellent!

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Bender: Dammit, Meatbag, I told you this was an invisible man crossing!

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Fry: Any witnesses?

Leela: Stomp, stomp................stomp! Not now.
Where did you learn to drive with such wanton disregard for human life, Fry?

Fry: NNYPD driver training.

Bender: Take that Eager Beaver Scout Troop 1001100111! Rat me out will ya!

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Leela: Well guys, we've lost our lunch and wrecked the Professor's Grill-o-car. I can't believe you didn't see that Taco Truck, Fry!

Bender: Wait! Wait! I might still be able to salvage some of my Plutolska kielbasa!

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fry: *pokerface* Now all just walk away sloooowly and pretend like nothing happened...