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Top of the page = reposting the pic!

Excellent!

Fry: Can you fix it, Bender?

Bender: You bent it, I can't unbend it! What do I look like, a de-bender?

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Bender: Damn Klingons! Always parking their stupid warbirds on the street... Look at how invisible it is! Look at it!!

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The Smashed and the Curious: Tokyo Spliffed

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Leela: Okay Fry, what's this?

Fry: We called it a wrecked abandoned car. You could see one on almost every street corner. This is a rare variety, it still has tires and no smashed windows.

Bender: I'd abandon this hunk of junk, too. Ugh, look at that colour!

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Fry: And that's what we called driving in the 20th century.

Bender: Are you sure it's dead now?

Leela: Well, it can't be more dead.

Fry: I've seen worse...

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Note to Groening: Adding a talking car as a new character didn't go well with the leads ...

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No one visits winna in the dark hours of the mind when he is restless and waiting to connect with the whole universe, to humbly understand its course, and to ascertain or create purpose for the friendships that were the brothers and the sisters, the fathers and mothers, of course for the daughters and sons.

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In The Honking II, Leela and Fry tried to set Bender up with a lowrider from the 20th century, but the double date wasn't a smashing success.

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Got a winner for us, UrL?

Because it's been almost a week since the last post.

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Sorry, I forgot about this.

NastyInThePasty, take it away.

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Allrighty, then!

[Reply #651 on:]

The writers of Whitney believed they were onto something comical once they looked up 'Sitcom Clichés' on the internet.

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Young Fry for once told Yancy what Twizzlers were made for.

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Two children sat waiting for bereavement from the death pact that haunted before them.  A cold stillness chilled the air, and if love had existed there, then human understanding of its shrill complexities did not.  In this age, romanticism was a pornography and food became perplex unholy indulgences.  Chewing upon what was left of their souls, the one with a pencil debated the issue upon his pad with alien logic which would both baffle and confound children smaller and more round than either of them.  If they were to survive.... they'd have to get those parachute pants.

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Yancy: Phil, your brain's leaking again.

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Yancy: Phil, that's not how you grow a moustache.

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Though unable to explain why, young Philip was convinced he possessed a special ability: Transcribing the thoughts of family members through the aid of two mucous-treated reception nodes.

Yancy Jr:(to himself)Boy, my brother sure is weird. I bet he'll end up delivering stuff with a bunch of other weirdos.

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Bender: Damn Klingons! Always parking their stupid warbirds on the street... Look at how invisible it is! Look at it!!

How did this not at least get an honorable mention, hm?

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Yancy: You got into Mom's coke stash again, didn't you?

Fry: No! No! No! No! Uh-ah! Nope! No sir-ree! ...  How could you tell?

Yancy: You're not left handed.

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Time-travelling inter-dimensional nostril worm #1: This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Time-travelling inter-dimensional nostril worm #2: Indeed.

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After many hours spent employing advanced calculus, logical formalism, and specialised dowsing techniques Philip was still no closer to understanding why Yancy always got more pizza than he did.

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I'm not a judge, but I'd say either hobbitboy or futz have it.

[Reply #662 on:]

Futz takes it.

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After a few apéritifs too many, Hermes demonstrates his world-renowned walrus-calling technique.

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Hermes' award-winning beatboxing put Bender in the mood for love (simply because Zoidberg is near him).

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"MC Conrad" promised the full concert experience, and delivered. As he laid down the beat, Bender tried to steal everyone's money and Leela got her butt groped.

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Professor: Hermes hold that sneeze!— you're breaking my knees!

When nervous, Hermes would stick his hands under his armpits and then smell them.

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The whole scene had to be re-shot when Hermes just couldn't hold it in any longer and the fact that Leela looked directly at the camera (not to mention what the Professor was doing behind, but the less said about that the better...)

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After witnessing that horrible scene, Bender, Zoidberg and Leela called that police who arrested Hermes immediatelly.
Later that day, he was charged for assault on a box.

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Why the air harmonica never caught on

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Hermes: Sweet turkey of Turkey! Leela, what did you eat? Sewage?

Leela: Sorry. My parents try, but their ingredients are limited.

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The Professor floated silently by in his hoverchair, unnoticed. The Sneeze-Ray was an excellent diversion indeed.

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Hermes' Curly impersonation shocks and frightens Zoidberg, but Bender is there to lend comfort.

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El-Man wins.

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Let's get high to celebrate!

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Bender was sure he knew the difference between shooting horse, and shooting horses.

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Bender, who is now in charge of the stadium scoreboard.

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Bender was too tired to kill and hide the jockey but did not want to have his devious plot discovered either.  He decided to erase the jockeys thoughts with the official men in black novelty mind sweeper he had ordered from one of fry's comic books instead.  Being extra cautious he set the man back to being a baby. Perhaps someone would adopt him?

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Bender: Do you know where the furry party is?