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[Reply #440 on:]

I nearly forgot about this.
Hmm, let's see...

TLF's made me laugh, so there's our winner. Sparky secures second place, and I get third, even though I didn't do one.

[Reply #441 on:]

What, closed already?

I was sure the perfect caption idea was going to come to me within the next week or so! 

[Reply #442 on:]

Sorry this took a bit - I didn't realise I'd won xD. I saved time by watching MD on double speed made it funnier

[Reply #443 on:]

The crew were horrified when Leela chose "dare".

[Reply #444 on:]

Leela: That's IT! No more X-Factor until the dishes are done!

[Reply #445 on:]

With his sense of smell nearly gone, only the Professor was unfazed by Leela's declaration that there was a universe-wide shortage of Odor Eaters.

[Reply #446 on:]

The rest would protest. But the Professor didn't seem to mind reliving Leela's regretful sexcapades with Zapp Brannigan.

[Reply #447 on:]

The Professor and Leela watched in bored alarm--the Great Mime-itis Plague had indeed spread to Planet Express.

[Reply #448 on:]

Nice one SB.

[Reply #449 on:]

You're rubbing off on me, Koob.

[Reply #450 on:]

Maybe. Or maybe a little competition helps bring out your best. Always there, it was, O-barky-wan

[Reply #451 on:]

"Sorry guys, but I got hired to make another kids show."

[Reply #452 on:]

"Solid" one SGB

[Reply #453 on:]

Leela: All right, everyone, get ready to bite through this invisible snake in three...two...

[Reply #454 on:]

Everyone was allergic to Leela's new perfume, and began to sneeze simultaneously, except for Professor Farnsworth, who has artificial nose.

[Reply #455 on:]

Caught in a dimensional rift, Leela pondered her existence for a few centuries while her coworkers sat frozen and lifeness in the stillness of time.  Eventually she realized that the lives around her were like stillborn embryos and unequivocally incapable of fulfilling her participation in the journey that lay before her.  A door opened on the other side of the room with a bright light captured in infinite darkness, a forever she would now cross alone unmitigated by the burdens of her former life.

[Reply #456 on:]

Leela: Okay guys since I did it last time it's my turn to pick and I've decided that the person who will have to take care of the Professor's most recent Wandering Bladder episode is the one who does the worst rendition of Rebecca Black's Friday. OnetwothreeGO!

[Reply #457 on:]

Zoidberg wins: Fatality!

[Reply #458 on:]

Leela: Now, how big was it?

[Reply #459 on:]

Ok, I think this has had long enough - go sparkybarky! You're the winner! 

[Reply #460 on:]

Holy cow, I'm so used to being the "bridesmaid" and never the "bride." Thanks, Tasty!

Apologies in advanced if this has been posted before (I'm sick today, yada yada).

[Reply #461 on:]

Yeah sorry, but if you want to get your money back you'll have to dance pants less first.

[Reply #462 on:]

I don't care whether you have Spock's head or not.  You're a redshirt, so you're gonna' die first!  Right, guys?

[Reply #463 on:]

Kirk: Pull my finger!

[Reply #464 on:]

Fry: See how I'm holding Spock's head? Look, no hands!

Kirk: Hey kid, that's MY trick!

[Reply #465 on:]

Kirk: Yes, Fry. I suppose the Enterprise toilets did let me boldly go where no man had gone before. But that's NOT where I kept the captain's log.

[Reply #466 on:]

Kirk: Obliboly Gogly gogel gibble dibble gooo crck crrrrrrcheck graphzak shim tom!

Fry: Mhmmm.

McCoy: (I bounce my mind beams over Kirk's head and possess your thoughts Fry.  You little bitch.)

Sulu: (I think my right eye can see you and it wishes to wink now!  My left eye hides its invisibility!)

[Reply #467 on:]

Spock:  I am tired.  The dog's master holds the leash from the flesh, a thousand lashes unspiral as blood speaks across prophet's lips and you will learn now what true shame shall be when thou hast directed upon Star Trek V.  Steal the symbol from my people and gurgle upon your own lifeblood as you choke your breathing with my lost hand's form you filthy son of a bitch.

Also, we were never friends.

[Reply #468 on:]

What he ^^^ said.

[Reply #469 on:]

Fry: Sorry if I don't know your names; I don't really watch much Star Wars.

[Reply #470 on:]

We have a winner? UrL that's something that could be in the episode.

[Reply #471 on:]

Shatner: Now, remember, buy the good-quality Spock Flakes[tm] for his feeding time, and make sure to clean the jar every week.

[Reply #472 on:]

Kirk: We came to this planet to create a Trek World theme park but our investors pulled out in the Crash of 3008. Marooned and running low on rations I appointed Sulu here as chief cook and miraculously he was able to stretch them until now. But mysteriously the women started disappearing -

McCoy: Monsters from the Id, Jim! Monsters from the Id!

Kirk: Shut up, Bones! Uhm... anyway it's been a while so I have to ask, are you a woman?

Fry: Nah, I've got a wang dang doodle and everything. But Captain Leela's a woman, well usually. She's over in the ship.

Kirk: Sulu, see if she needs any help.

Sulu: (Thinking) Truly a paradise.

[Reply #473 on:]

It's always a shame that there has to be one winner in this little game. Let me break down by categories:

The Cormac McCarthy-esque soliloquy that made me read at least five times: winna!

The Fry is so dumb he would say that (if only he was not a hardcore Trekkie): UrL!

But the Grand Prize goes to Tachy. Good use of Fry's jacket to make a redshirt joke. Yay, Tachy!

[Reply #474 on:]

<didn't get to enter *sadface*>
Yay Tachy!

[Reply #475 on:]

Sorry, Tasty, I guess I was too eager. :\

[Reply #476 on:]

Thanks, guys.

I had some trouble getting on Peel due to routing issues at some ISP.  I'll try to get something up during lunch!

Ciao....

Here ya' go!

[Reply #477 on:]

Sorry, Tasty, I guess I was too eager. :\

Way to go SB. Just kidding, I've done that too


The cap:

Al Gore: Alright, where's the jerk who parked that Electric Mucus monster in my spot? It's clearly marked, "10th level vice presidents only".

[Reply #478 on:]

Leela: Bender, it looks like it could gore!

Bender: [chuckling] It does look like Al Gore.

[Reply #479 on:]

Al Gore: Pull my ... wait, what are these things hanging down from me, again?


Al Gore: My finest invention? Probably the Internet. My worst invention? Definitely the butterfly ballot. I never thought Florida would actually use those stupid things.