The Framegrab Captionbox

[#520 :]

The Robot Devil shrieked in horror as the jukebox once again played "Bend Me, Shape Me".

[#521 :]

Robot Devil: Eewww! Look I know I promised to grant you one wish but, seriously, you want me to enlarge your WHAT?!

[#522 :]

Bender's eternal punishment was being forever stuck in the Happy Days opening sequence. As Chachi.

[#523 :]

Bender sure hated his new job but it did pay better than his current position at Planet Express. He just really wanted enough money to buy the Robot Devil's snazzy top hat...

[#524 :]

The Robot Devil Recoiled in disgust as he realised it was true; Bender hung short, shriveled, and always to the left.

[#525 :]

A lot of funny entries, but sparkybarky takes it.

[#526 :]

Yay Sparky!

[#527 :]

Thanks, Nasty and Koob. I never know when my dated and cheesey pop cultural references will go over well! I will have something up very shortly.

Update: Okay, in light of the recent US presidential election, this!

[#528 :]

Fry: First it was Taft giving you the shaft, now there's too much rope-smoke. Listen Mr. Presidelano, if you don't stop complaining I'll have to move you to that closet with Romney.

I never know when my dated and cheesey pop cultural references will go over well!

Nah, no worries. Hey, The Fonz is making the rounds at the Zoidberg thread. Never knew he was Canadian— Ehhhhhh!

[#529 :]

Fry: H͖̣͙̪̯̙͙̿̓͆̏̽̕͠ȍ̹͆͂͆̑͢͡ͅl̸̢̧̺̜̽ͫy̨̥̩̻̘̩̳̳̭͂͌͐̆͐̅͌͛ ̢̛̝͍͔̫̳̭͙̝ͣ͟f̲̮͇̦̰̻̐̐̐͊ͯ̇̕u̷̟̙̲̼̹͖̾ͦ̓́ç̰͓̣̪ͧ̅͛ͣ̈́ͮͤͦk͔̜̱͔͓̂́̄̓̽ͫͮį̸͕͈̺͇̺̜̊͋͛ͯ̑n̵̸͈̻̪͇̟͗̏̇ͤ̍ǧ̷̺͇̪͉̝͚̼ͨ̀̓̒̿̀ͅ ̧͖͉͉̭̦̙̖̘͆̍ͬ̔͒ͬ̆s̴͍͕͓͉͋͊̐ͥ͂͟͠hͤͮ͂̃҉̪̙̙̝̩̤̙ͅͅi̸̭͔̘͑̓ͭͯͨ̃͡ť͎̫̝̹͇̱̬̙̖̾ͬͧ͡,̜̖͙̭̲̬͕̎̀̏͗͑͒̀͝ ̟̻̹͒̑͜y̶̲̗̦͍̘̤͗ͭ̍͑́̽ö̢̪͍̟͖̝́̅͒̓́ͅu̶̫̩ͨͪ̆̓̈́͞'͕̼̫̼̣͓̟̗͊͗̈̾̐̕͜r͒͛͐̌̇͏̣̺̣̼̺̱͙̝e̼̘̻̩̮̙͙̰͌̋͊̎͌̉̚ ͎̠͈͔̉̋̎͊͒̒͌͗́̀ả̴̞͓̼̹̩̙͔͆̄͒͟l̫͌ͩ͋̾͋̑̃ͭ̕͟ľ̵̳̓̈́̌ͤ̐ͬ̈́͡ ͖̦̝̝́ͥ̆̽͐̋͜͝ț̲͓͖̳̫ͭ̔̑̇̾͒͜ͅaͦ̿̾͊̂͐ͥͨ́҉̩͙̗̭͠lͩͤ̈́̉̈͞҉̪͔̣͉̩̞̪k͔͇͎̻ͪͨ̉͊į͈̗̪͖͍̰̞̤͕̀̉͆ͮ̑ͩ̃n̡͌̂ͯ̀̃͏҉̺̘͔̘g͌̏ͯ͂͛҉̦͍̞̩̦̦̺ ̬͍̭ͩ͛̉͝ͅhͫ̀̅̍ͩ̑̋̃҉͏̷̟̠͓͍͓͖͕͇̞é̤͚̤͈̱̯̖͓̏ͭ̑́̊̈́͒͘͢͜a̴̮̟͈͒ͫ͊̍ͮͥ̊̕͝d̵̛̩̜̖̑̾ͯs͚̖̰̰͇ͫͯ̓̈́̌͑͋̚ ͬ̔ͮ͂̓͏̙͙̲̼į̫͍ͮ̂ͯ̋͊̎n̸̴̷͈̉͒ͅ ̧͇̫̈̚̚͢f̡̦̼̙̎͛ͭ͛͝u̢̥̭̳̹̥̠̻ͮ̈̎̎ͣ͑̒ͨ͝c̙̦̯͚̥̾͗̉͢͠͝k̸̞̹ͪ̀͊ͭͦͩ͆ḯ̔͛ͪ̽̔҉̸̘̠͕̙̗̹͖n̡̫̳̻̬͔̭̼̿̎̑͆̊g̷͖̦̜ͬ̿̀ ̴̞̹̺̒̽ͭͨ̏̒̈́ͩj̙̉ͩ̈͗̓̅̀͌͝ȧ̩̺̻̺̫͉͌͋́́͢r̛̩̠̣͉̮̫̳͙̼͒́ͯ̄̂s̈̒͝͏̶͈̝!͚͙͔͇̦̹̥ͪ͑ͦ̄̅̆͟

[#530 :]

Bender: You're full of crap Fry!
(Winna, turn off the Alienese on your keyboard. There's a better way to self-f***ing-censor )
(BTW, I don't care either way, just cracking jokes )

[#531 :]

Fry: Wait, you're Presidents? I thought you were all a mature boy band...

[#532 :]

Fry: Darn it, I wanted to see Dead Presidents, not Head Presidents!

[#533 :]

Fry: Jackson ... Harding ... Roosevelt ... Jefferson. There! Back in order!

[#534 :]

Fry: I dunno, this whole New Deal business seems like a way for you to reinforce the federal government by sniping in taxes in order to make imaginary jobs that will be contracted out by the government.

Furthermore your stance on protectionism, Mr. Roosevelt, really only stifles the market and chokes the ability for finances to flow freely between producers and consumers.

I mean, by 1939, you essentially failed to actually create new jobs, and unemployment levels remained similar even through your new deal programs as that of the initial burdenings of the Great Depression.  You essentially failed to provide change with your early terms as president, and most of the attribution to your status and legacy comes about with the united states' introduction into world war two.  This is also despite the fact that you stated yourself as a firm xenophobe, and unwanting to involve the United States in foreign affairs, even when they were beginning to affect the entire world and would eventually lead to atrocities human kind had never known before or long after, remembered many generations after the time that they occurred.

So arguably and respectfully, I'd like to state that I believe it fair for me to be a little confused on the exact nature of your plans after having acquired this five dollar bill you've attempted to proposition from my pocket.

[#535 :]

FDR: Not exactly, the constitutional democracy wasn't overthrown by communists and it's prior office holders and the rich were not hunted down and shot or interred in work camps. Nor did the fascists take over, scapegoat and murder significant segments of the population and invade and loot other countries to claim financial success of the political philosophy. Nor did we lose a large portion of our citizens in a war we didn't start but we did finish.

Fry: Oh, I see. So tell about when you passed anti-trust legislation, started the Nation Park System, and built the Panama Canal?

TR: Hey!

[#536 :]

It's deer season, and the husband insists I go with him to his parents' cattle ranch in the country so he can hunt...and I guess I can help him butcher the carcass (!). I'm going to be leaving shortly to a place where there's no Internet.

I'm digging the captions so far but want to leave this round opened longer. So, I'm exercising my executive power and delegating the selection of the winner to Koobooki.

[#537 :]

Have fun in internet-free nirvana, Sparky. Hope the withdrawal pains are not too severe 

[#538 :]

...I'm exercising my executive power and delegating the selection of the winner to Koobooki.

I name Koobooki!

Just kidding. Hey, I'm cool with waiting till you get back. Or better yet, just pick someone now. You can skip me since this was my idea

[#539 :]

Actually, I prefer to see more. You're a peach, Koob.

[#540 :]

Awwlrighty then. Consider it done


Wow, this thread is deader than Lincoln. Last time Koobooki gets to babysit anything.


Well, time to Frankenstein this baby.

Winner = El-Man

Runner-up = NastyInThePasty

Igor, man the power lever...

[#541 :]

Wow, the picture I chose is really uninspiring. Hopefully El-Man drops by and posts something.

[#542 :]

Am I still allowed to play despite the fact I can't do the framegrab magic?

[#543 :]

I don't have the capability to perform actual framegrabs. I I've just rooted around for interesting caps online and obfuscated them using Gimp.

[#544 :]

Am I still allowed to play despite the fact I can't do the framegrab magic?

You can be like me and enter into a pact with all the other players so that no one ever picks your submission to win.

I don't have the capability to perform actual framegrabs. I I've just rooted around for interesting caps online and obfuscated them using Gimp.

VLC can take screen shots for future reference.

[#545 :]

Wow, the picture I chose is really uninspiring. Hopefully El-Man drops by and posts something.

Speak my name and I appear. Is this inspiring enough?

[#546 :]

Fry: When you're drunk, anything looks like a toilet!

[#547 :]

I don't have the capability to perform actual framegrabs. I I've just rooted around for interesting caps online and obfuscated them using Gimp.

If your computer can play a DVD, you can make a screenshot. That's the ONLY way I come up with pics for people to caption. http://take-a-screenshot.org/

[#548 :]

Fry: This is the perfect spot for my overly-long coat hanger!

[#549 :]

Am I still allowed to play despite the fact I can't do the framegrab magic?

Hell yes! Try this:

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/

You can be like me and enter into a pact with all the other players so that no one ever picks your submission to win.

Say what now?


Fry proudly touts the serendipitous discovery he made while playing in the middle of the street: The secret vault where all cancelled animation shows are archived.

[#550 :]

Fry: And ... TA-DA!!! Zapp Brannigan has vanished! ... THAT'S why they call me Philip the Magnificent.

[#551 :]

I don't have the capability to perform actual framegrabs. I I've just rooted around for interesting caps online and obfuscated them using Gimp.

If your computer can play a DVD, you can make a screenshot. That's the ONLY way I come up with pics for people to caption. http://take-a-screenshot.org/

VLC is better.  If your computer has a DVD drive, you can play it in VLC and take screenshots.  If you don't have a dvd player, you can download the episodes and play them in VLC and take screenshots.  If you can't download the episodes and you don't have the dvds, you can play it in VLC and take screenshots.

Fry: My penis fell off down there!

Bender: Neat!

Leela: Fantastic, this week's adventure is searching for your penis down there. ¬_¬

[#552 :]

Fry: I call it a Fry-hole. (Cheap shot, I know...)

I will have to try the recommended methods and see what I can do.

[#553 :]

Fry: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live down there.

Leela: I'm still not eating any pizza they offer me.

[#554 :]

And El-Man to the rescue!

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Bender and Leela really regretted agreeing with Fry's idea to re-enact Dante's Inferno.

Fry: See, and look down just a piece, there are the Uncommitted souls. Oh, hi, Scruffy!

[#555 :]

Fry: Hello there,  my dick must have fallen off.

Bender: rather excitedly. Why is Fry talking to his own dick?

Leela: His dick must have fallen off.

THE AUDIENCE ABSORBS ALL OF THE RAYS AND THE DARKNESS GROWS INSIDE EACH OF THEM AND IT CONSUMES REALITY AS THE LAUGHTER HITS THE HEADLINES AND TEARS AWAY PARTS OF THIS INCONSUMMATE REALITY YOU LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN TO REST AND PRAY FOR SWEET REPRIEVE BUT EVERY WAR EVER KNOWN AND EVERY DEATH ANY ORGANISM EVER FELT HAS BEEN PRIMED FOR THIS VERY MOMENT WHERE THE HAMMER MIGHT PULL AND THE TRIGGER FLASH CLOSE AS THE UNIVERSE AND EVERY PART OF EXISTENCE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BEDROOM STRETCHES AND TEARS PULLING TO GET INSIDE OF YOU AND ACCELERATE IT ACROSS THE AETHER TO A DARK NO WHERE WHERE YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN AND LOST FOR ALL ETERNITIES.  ETERNITIES WITH A PLURAL S.

[#556 :]

Fry: ... and so Bender told me I could use this coat hanger to pick up things from the sewer!

Leela: Can't he just use his arms, they can stretch for miles

Bender: Look Leela, he already told you the plan and he was up all night making that coat hanger ... just let him go with it

[#557 :]

Fry: My penis fell off.

Fry: My penis fell off.

Fry: My penis fell off.

Bender:  My Fry penis fell off.

Bender: My Fry penis fell off.

Bender: My Fry penis fell off.

Leela: My Bender Fry penis fell off.

Leela: My BENDER FRY penis fell off.

Leela: MY bender fry PENIS FELL OFF.

[#558 :]

Winna, are you trying to tell us a past experience that you're secretly bringing up just to remind yourself that you'll never see it again?

[#559 :]

Fry: I call it a Fry-hole. (Cheap shot, I know...)

Hey, it's short 'n sweet. Brevity is the soul of wit. And a ref to the show to boot. You have my vote