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Koobooki

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« #680 : 01-10-2013 09:07 »
« : 01-10-2013 16:41 »



needs a repost:
Let's get high to celebrate!



Dr. Rodríguez examines the team's newest member, Knee-biscuit.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #681 : 01-10-2013 17:01 »

They Shoot Up Horse Jockeys, Don't They?
Eternium

Professor
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« #682 : 01-10-2013 18:25 »

Bender's horse costume: Zzzz.... I'm awake, I'm awake!
Jockey: ...My head is playing tricks on me O_o
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« #683 : 01-12-2013 19:06 »

Bender: Hey, look out this great horse-outfit! It's made by me, Bender.

Jockey: I've got to quit riding.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #684 : 01-14-2013 20:18 »

Decision soon.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« #685 : 01-14-2013 22:04 »
« : 01-14-2013 22:06 »

As a newly converted but clueless Muslim, Bender wasn't sure which direction was Mecca, and he didn't know he was supposed to kneel on his prayer rug--not wear it.

This was a hard one, E-M. :mad:
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« #686 : 01-14-2013 22:21 »

The only thing missing from Bender's horse replica collection was a Jockey replica. Fortunately, a few more hours of sculpting would fix that.
Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« #687 : 01-14-2013 22:59 »

Bender and the Jockey had just finished getting off of a binge of The Doors, acid, and horse mating.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« #688 : 01-14-2013 23:07 »

i am sauces
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« #689 : 01-15-2013 06:06 »

Don't worry, little jockey guy. This is just your prize winning horses skin. I'm gonna make a sweet taxidermy sculpture of him riding a unicycle a sell it to a animal art museum for booze.

Also don't worry, I sold the rest of him to a glue factory for more booze. He's in a better place now...
Fnord
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« #690 : 01-15-2013 06:16 »

Bender: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .99 Magnum, the most powerful tranquilizer gun in the world, and would blow your arm clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
winna

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« #691 : 01-15-2013 06:17 »

we have become as the sauce
El-Man

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« #692 : 01-15-2013 22:34 »

vonboy's turn.
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« #693 : 01-16-2013 01:33 »

My, didn't even know how that joke would go down.

Um... how about this one?

Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« #694 : 01-16-2013 01:40 »

This is going to suck, I know it.

The Professor was quite pleased at the results of Fry falling out of the Space Mountain ride at Disney World, so pleased, in fact, that the Professor took Fry onto the same ride again!
Solid Gold Bender

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« #695 : 01-16-2013 01:52 »

Professor: So you got a little scratched up because I roofied you. But at least I got some action  because of it!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #696 : 01-16-2013 02:46 »

After being stomped by another runaway genetic experiment, the Professor's get-well gift of a pair of matching anal probes did little to raise Fry's mood.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #697 : 01-16-2013 04:36 »

Professor: Chair goes up, chair goes down! Chair goes up, chair goes down! Chair goes up, chair goes down...!
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« #698 : 01-16-2013 04:53 »

Fry was now convinced that his lessons on how to use the Professor's stilts were not going anywhere.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« #699 : 01-16-2013 06:47 »

Professor: Oh, this reminds me of the dream I had last night, when I was sleeping between you and Hermes ... I dreamt I was skiiing!
Eternium

Professor
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« #700 : 01-16-2013 12:04 »

The professor became a bit over excited when he told Fry of his new karate studies...
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« #701 : 01-16-2013 17:09 »
« : 01-17-2013 03:29 »

Professor: Oh, this reminds me of the dream I had last night, when I was sleeping between you and Hermes ... I dreamt I was skiiing!



I remember hearing that joke a few years ago. Made me chuckle.
Koobooki

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« #702 : 01-16-2013 19:18 »

Professor: Oh Fry, I told you never to mention Obama at any National Nailgun Association meeting, especially on deliveries to Remington 4. Now let's get this thing back to Animatronio before he finds out da Vinci is dead!
winna

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« #703 : 01-16-2013 20:04 »

saaaaaauuuuuuuuccccccccccce
Googzeez

Starship Captain
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« #704 : 01-16-2013 20:23 »
« : 01-18-2013 06:57 »

I'll mail you a grilled cheese sandwich!
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #705 : 01-17-2013 03:28 »

Fry had gone through a lot of trouble to get his new brain piecing, and was quite wary of the extra large piecing extractors the professor was holding as he admired the shiny protruding metal. Fry wondered where would be the best spot to shove the crutches into if he even dare try.
vonboy
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« #706 : 01-17-2013 16:54 »

So, how long before we turn this turd loose, er, I mean, before I give out my obligatory award to make one you feel good about yourselves?
Koobooki

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« #707 : 01-17-2013 19:12 »

There's no hard rule that I know of but just check the timing of previous wins, I guess. Either way it's your turd— er, your win to give out so the choice is yours. If you take too long, someone will usually prompt you with a reminder. And if too soon, the game moves on a bit faster. No big deal either way :)
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« #708 : 01-17-2013 20:15 »

There were guidelines, probably half a dozen threads ago. Was it 72 hours?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #709 : 01-17-2013 20:18 »

Eons ago it was 24 hours.
El-Man

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« #710 : 01-17-2013 20:21 »

^... after the last post.
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« #711 : 01-18-2013 07:56 »

I'll probably do it in the morning then. 8-12 hours from now, sometime after I get up, and before I goto work.)
vonboy
Bending Unit
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« #712 : 01-20-2013 14:57 »
« : 01-20-2013 15:46 »

Solid Gold Bender, I promote you to Executive Caption Writer!

Hermes: "It's a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people feel better about themselves."
Solid Gold Bender

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« #713 : 01-20-2013 21:44 »

UnrealLegend

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« #714 : 01-20-2013 22:23 »

Everyone shifted away when it became apparent that it was that time of the decade for Zoidberg.   
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #715 : 01-21-2013 00:49 »

Zoidberg: Oh no, it's the disco fever! I am suddenly overcome with the urge to get funky!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #716 : 01-21-2013 05:03 »

Professor: Would the gentleman in row four, seat eleven, kindly refrain from public displays of arousal during the show? Also silence your EyePhones, please.
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« #717 : 01-21-2013 06:38 »

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« #718 : 01-22-2013 00:27 »
« : 01-22-2013 01:44 »

Zoidberg: I remember, I remember! I just remembered where I left a McAnchovy Happy Meal fifty years ago!
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« #719 : 01-22-2013 01:32 »

The Professor was so tired of Zoidberg always being the center of attention. Zoidberg, Zoidberg, Zoidberg! This was his poetry reading, damnit!
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