"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #320 on:]

Dark Matter

Would you rather work at PE or MOM'S friendly robot company.

[Reply #321 on:]

Mom's Friendly robot company, something tells me that you'd likely be actually paid.

Would you rather sleep for a thousand years, or never sleep again?

[Reply #322 on:]

Never sleep again. (It'd be awesome not to need sleep)


Would you rather drink a can of Slurm(knowing the disgusting source) or eat Bender's cooking?

[Reply #323 on:]

Drink Slurm becuase that won't kill you.

Would you rather work as a Grunka Lunka or an Elf?

[Reply #324 on:]

Grunka Lunka

Would you rather be attacked by Brain spawn or be controlled by a brain slug?

[Reply #325 on:]

Brain Spawn, at least we would know that Fry was SOME hope for humanity.

Would you rather be a centaur or a dragon?

[Reply #326 on:]

Dragon, you could burn your enemies.

In the trailer for Benders game would you rather be fry dragon or MOM dragon.

[Reply #327 on:]

Fry dragon all the way

 would you rather be fry with worms or without

[Reply #328 on:]

With, you'd be much stronger.

Would you rather be the emporer of cologne or a microscopic spore.

[Reply #329 on:]

Emperor easy.

Would you rather be eaten by a Nibblonian or a Colossal-Mouth Bass?

[Reply #330 on:]

Colossal mouth bass. More room

Would you rather  play deathball or blurnsball?

[Reply #331 on:]

Would you rather  play deathball or blurnsball?

Make that blurnsball against Leela, You're batting

[Reply #332 on:]

Death ball you've got less a chance of dieing.

Would you rather meet hank arron the 1st or the 23rd?

[Reply #333 on:]

1st

Would you rather die by snu snu or by space wasp

[Reply #334 on:]

Space Wasp!  Snu-snu is too painful.


Would you rather have the PE crew have a costume party, or a soiree? 

[Reply #335 on:]

Costume party.

Would you rather go to a costume party as zoidberg or zap?

[Reply #336 on:]

zoidberg.

would you rather take leela on a date, or fly into a quasar?

[Reply #337 on:]

I'd take the Quasar.

Would you rather be executed by the box bots or maggy?(The powerful Electromagnet)

P.S This is asuming you are a robot.

[Reply #338 on:]

The box bots probably. Magnets make me feel all queesy.

Would you rather have a Nibblonian or a Howler Mummy for a pet?

[Reply #339 on:]

Nibblonian they aren't as loud.

Would you rather have to deal with Howler Mummys or Screaming Skulls?

[Reply #340 on:]

Screaming Skulls, they sound more fun!


Would you rather have Bender be a superspy or a petty thief? 

[Reply #341 on:]

Petty thief.

Would you rather ask a question here or to a What-if Machine?

[Reply #342 on:]

What if machine, it is smarter than everyone here.

Would you rather invent the what if machine or the smell O scope?

[Reply #343 on:]

The what if machine.

Would you rather have a Robot or a Cyclops for a friend?

[Reply #344 on:]

Depends. If it's a hot cyclops then the cyclops otherwise the robot.

Would you rather have a Jamaican or a Chinese girl as a friend?

[Reply #345 on:]

Chinese girl.

Would you rather have two non functional eyes or only one singular functional eye?

[Reply #346 on:]

One singular functional eye.

Would you rather date Zoidberg A or Zoidberg 1?

[Reply #347 on:]

Zoidberg A.  Zoidberg 1 is just the same.


Would you rather have Bender try to speak Italian or Alienese? 

[Reply #348 on:]

Italian since you can't speak in alienese.

Would you rather be able to decode alienese in an instant or be able to summon your own time sphere?

[Reply #349 on:]

Decode alienese

Would you rather be stuck on Omicron Persie 8 or Planet Amazonia?

[Reply #350 on:]

Omicron, you would suffer less.

Would you rather have a genticle in you neck or a brain slug on your head?

[Reply #351 on:]

Brain slug, it's less....distrubing.

Would you rather have a Brain Slug attached to you or a Decopodian Lamprey?

[Reply #352 on:]

Definitely a Brain Slug. lol.

Would you rather have Lerrr or Zapp Brannigan sing you a romantic song?

[Reply #353 on:]

Lrr.

Would you rather face death by snu-snu, or never ever have snu-snu (no masturbation permitted either)?

[Reply #354 on:]

I'd rather face death by snu-snu.

Are snu-snu the best?

[Reply #355 on:]

No!

 
Would you rather be friends with Bender or the Robot Santa and why?

[Reply #356 on:]

Bender!  Robot Santa is too dangerous!


Would you rather have Fry sleep in pajamas or boxer shorts? 

[Reply #357 on:]

Fry in Pajamas.

Would you rather be Pazuzu, or a Werecar?

[Reply #358 on:]

Pazuzu, the flying does it for me.

Would you rather be Bender as a car or Project Satan?

[Reply #359 on:]

Bender as a car; he's still the loveable rascal, now with homocidal tendencies...

Would you rather be Scruffy the Janitor, or "that 80's guy"?