"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

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Ok everyone, this is a continuation of the old "Would You Rather" game ( http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-005194-20/#t780 ).  I'll start...

Would you rather own the Martian diamond, or be Earthican President?

DAMMIT, I thought UBB language worked in titles.  This is why I don't start topics...

[Reply #1 on:]

With cash like that diamond, who's going to argue?

Would you rather be a Martian or a robot from Chapek 9?

[Reply #2 on:]

Earthican President, I get the headless body of Agnew.

Would you be bent 90 or 180 degrees?

Love the little italics marks on the title

[Reply #3 on:]

I'd rather be a martian that was bent 90 degrees.

Would you rather be captain of the PE ship, or leader of the Earthican army?

[Reply #4 on:]

So that's Leela or Zapp. Er.... Leela. Zapp's a moron.

Would you rather be Bender or Flexo?

[Reply #5 on:]

Captain of the PE ship, it sounds a lot more fun.

Would you rather be a Neptunian or an Omicronian?

[Reply #6 on:]

Omicronian, I think it would be hilarious to work for Lrrrrr.

Would you rather eat a poppler or a "smelly hippy"?

[Reply #7 on:]

Oh gosh, tough choice. Poppler. I wouldn't be the first.

Would you rather be a cyclops or a person with 5 eyes?

[Reply #8 on:]

Probably a cyclops; having more than 2 eyes would just be too wierd.

Would you rather be a slave for the Pharoah or work for Zapp?

[Reply #9 on:]

Slave, Zapp is just pure torture.

Would you rather own Omicron Persei 8 or be the worm King?

[Reply #10 on:]

I'd rather own Omicron Persei 8; living in a bowel is just too creepy.

Would you rather have claws like Zoidberg or one eye like Leela?

[Reply #11 on:]

Claws, they hurt others and you can't be hurt.

Would you rather be Zapp or Kif?

[Reply #12 on:]

I'd be Zapp.  I like having a spine.

Would you rather be Dwight or Cubert?

[Reply #13 on:]

Dwight, I still think he's cooler.

Would you rather be Bender or Calculon?

[Reply #14 on:]

Calculon; he's like Bender, except with money!

Would you rather be killed by a space wasp, or by Snu Snu?

[Reply #15 on:]

Space Wasp, there might be a chance I'm just in a coma.

Would you rather live on Urrectum or Neptune?

[Reply #16 on:]

Neptune. Imagine the constant jibes when people ask where you're from and you have to say "Urectum".

Would you rather see Leela marry Zapp or Fly Mutant?

[Reply #17 on:]

I can't pick.  One's a disgusting horrible creature, and the other's the fly mutant.

Would you rather see Hermes get promoted, or Morgan Proctor demoted?

[Reply #18 on:]

Morgan Proctor demoted, she is so freaking creepy man.

Would you rather eat Signoid pizza or Bender's food?

[Reply #19 on:]

Bender's food, including the secret-ingredient.

Would you rather have Seymour or Nibbler?

[Reply #20 on:]

Seymour!!!
 SEYMOUR'S MY HERO!!   

Would you rather be tortured by Santa or listen to Zapp sing love songs about Leela for 10 hours straight?

[Reply #21 on:]

Tortured by Santa wins every time.

Would you rather live on Decapod 10 or Chapek 9?

[Reply #22 on:]

Decapod 10. Less chance of instant death.

Would you rather be fly mutant or leg mutant?

[Reply #23 on:]

Leg Mutant, he's just funnier.

Would you rather see Leela as a circus performer or see Fry as a scientist?

[Reply #24 on:]

Fry as a scientist, Leela would fit too well to the circus life, with 1BDI as an alternative name

Would you rather be working for Hermes or Zapp?

[Reply #25 on:]

Hermes, Zapp is just too creepy.

Would you rather be killed by a space bee or by Roberto?

[Reply #26 on:]

Space bee, i'd rather die in sleep

Would you rather die by snu-snu or never have snu-snu?

[Reply #27 on:]

Never have Snu-snu.

Would you rather be Barbados Slim or The Don Bot?

[Reply #28 on:]

The Don Bot.  He controls the robot mafia.

Would you rather lose your nose to aliens, or have to eat a "smelly hippie"?

[Reply #29 on:]

Lose my nose. Would YOU eat a smelly hippie?

Would you rather write a futurama fanfic or draw a futurama picture?

[Reply #30 on:]

Eat a smelly hippie?  Only if I was desperate for a contact high...

Write a futurama fanfic.  I can't draw to save my life.

Would you rather be Congo Jack or Calculon's son Antonio?

[Reply #31 on:]

Congo Jack, he just sounds cooler.

Would you rather be Zapp or Boxy?

[Reply #32 on:]

I'd be Zapp.  Just so I can order Kif around.

Would you rather float in space forever like Bender, or face being eaten by Lrrr?

[Reply #33 on:]

If it was "float in space, lost possibly forever, like Bender" I'd choose that but if it was definately forever I'd front up to Lrrr.

Would you rather be a robot adrift in interstellar space or be a robot consigned to Robot Hell?

[Reply #34 on:]

Robot adrift. At least it's not torture.

Would you rather be Sal or the Worm King?

[Reply #35 on:]

Sal; he's cool, in a blue collar messed up way.

Would you rather have the finglongerer or the smelloscope?

[Reply #36 on:]

Finglonger, i would not be a fan of random sniffing. haha

Would you rather be Leelas wrist computer or Lucy Lui inside Bender.

[Reply #37 on:]

I'd rather be neither, but since I have to pick one, I'll take leela's wrist computer.

Would you rather live in the 1940's on Earth (ie - Roswell That Ends Well) or in the future on Melllvar's planet (ie - WNFHGB)?

[Reply #38 on:]

I will take the 1940's Earth, it would get quite lonely on Melllvar's planet

Would you rather be the Hypno toad or the hedonism bot?

[Reply #39 on:]

Hedonismbot; he has fun & apologizes for nothing.

Would you rather be Zoidberg as Jesus, or Bender as Santa?