"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #400 on:]

Momon's Sons. I like to know that more dumb people are dieing. hence why I tried killing myself.

Moving along, Would you rather be Nibbler's shadow in the Pilot or the Number 9 Man?

Top Of The Page: DANCING TIME!

[Reply #401 on:]

A: I'd rather be no.9man.

Q: Would you rather be an alien or a human?

[Reply #402 on:]

 Alien.  They have more fun.


 Would you rather perform surgery on the Professor or Zoidberg? 

[Reply #403 on:]

I would perform surgery on Zoidberg, he has a lot of wierd stuff in him. It would be a lot more interesting.

Would you rather be friends with the Mad Hatter bot or Roberto?

[Reply #404 on:]

Mad Hatter, I don't some sycho trying to kill me.

Would you rather be a poppler or a slug queen?

[Reply #405 on:]

Mad Hatter, I don't some sycho trying to kill me.

Mad Hatter

Would you rather be a poppler or a slug queen?

Slug Queen

Would you rather live on Dog Doo 8 or work for the scamming sciences institute?

[Reply #406 on:]

I'd rather live on Dog Doo 8.

would you rather work for planet express of kiff and zap?

 

[Reply #407 on:]

Definitely P.E.

Would you rather ride Momon as a dragon or the Tunneling Horror?

[Reply #408 on:]

Tunneling Horror, less evil.

Would you rather ride Hermaphrodite or Leegola?

[Reply #409 on:]

Leegola

Would you rather live on dog doo or be zaps personal assistant? (in other words kif)

[Reply #410 on:]

Dog Doo 8.

Would you rather torture a Gnome or a Swamp Hagg?

[Reply #411 on:]

Torture a gnome.

would you rather be a gnome or a brain slug.

[Reply #412 on:]

Brain Slug, I can  feed off of the proffesors mighty brain.

Would you rather not have a delta wave or be a brain?

[Reply #413 on:]

Be a brain, ha ha ha ha ha all knowledge is mine.

Would you rather eat a gnome or a swamp hagg?

[Reply #414 on:]

Eat a gnome.

would you rather have a gnome or a brain slug as a pet?

[Reply #415 on:]

A Brain Slug.

Would you use the Brain Slug to control people for good purposes or evil purposes?

[Reply #416 on:]

If I had control probably evil

Would you rather ride a space wasp or ride a scooty puff junior?

[Reply #417 on:]

Space wasp. Better build quality.

Would you rather a Jefferson Starship or a Lead Zeppelin?

[Reply #418 on:]

Neither, because my Jefferson Airplane suits me just fine Plus, there I have the device that allows you to speed up or slow down the passage of time under the seat.

Would you rather live on the Neutral Planet or Chapek 9 ?

[Reply #419 on:]

The Neutral Planet since they don't have daily human hunts.

Which lawyer would you hire to represent you? Hyper-Chicken or Old Man Waterfall?

[Reply #420 on:]

Hyper Chicken, at least he wins a few trials.

Would you rather be stuck in a room with Old Man Waterfall or Free Waterfall Jr?

[Reply #421 on:]

Old Man Waterfall

Would you rather eat Hyper-Chicken or Zoidberg?

[Reply #422 on:]

Hyper-Chicken, if he came with some zesty honey mustard sauce on the side.

Would you rather be the tunneling horror or be Igner?

[Reply #423 on:]

Igner, Hes dumb but genuinely not evil.

Would you rather fight Scruffy or Hermes in claw-plagh?

[Reply #424 on:]

Hermes, because I'm pretty sure his awesome limbo skills won't be of help to him. But Scruffy refers to himself In the 3rd person. 

Would you rather want to play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years or spend your life in Universe 420, known for it's hippie inhabitants and the apparent shortage of boxes ?

[Reply #425 on:]

Tough one, but I'm going with the hippies.

Would you rather have eternity with nerds or chicks?

[Reply #426 on:]

Stupid question. 

Would you rather eat Neptunian slug or Human horn?

[Reply #427 on:]

Neptunian slug, I don't look at people's stolen noses as a particularly delectable food.

Would you rather live with Bigfoot in the woods or live with Free Waterfall Jr. in a urine stained apartment.

[Reply #428 on:]

Stupid question. 

Oh, this isn't the stupid question thread, but, I don't see your answer ulala.

I'd rather live in the woods with bigfoot, scaring tourists and enjoying fresh unstained air.

Would you rather live in Robot Hell or the sewers of New New York?

[Reply #429 on:]

Sewers, less painful.

Would you rather eat something made by Bender or Leela's parents?

[Reply #430 on:]

Leela's parents, their food is less likely to contain metal shavings.

Would you rather drink a glass of Soylent Cola or Pabst Blue Robot?

[Reply #431 on:]

Soylent Cola, it's made of people you know.....


Would you rather visit the Cave of Hopelessness or Wipe Castle?

[Reply #432 on:]

I would visit Wipe Castle, there is no tunneling horror.

Would you rather fight 2 morcs or 2 orcs?

[Reply #433 on:]

What the hell are morcs and orcs? 

Would you rather be Jack Johnson or John Jackson?

[Reply #434 on:]

What the hell are morcs and orcs? 

Would you rather be Jack Johnson or John Jackson?

Watch bender's game for the 411 on morcs, I'd rather be Jack Johnson.

Would you rather be the smelly hippy aka Free Waterfall Jr. (and be eaten by LRR) or die in horrible poverty?

[Reply #435 on:]

Die in horrible poverty.

Would rather chew/eat ham flavored gum or gum flavored ham?

[Reply #436 on:]

Gum flavored ham

Would you rather be a robet in a mental home for humans or a human ina mental home for robots

[Reply #437 on:]

A: Robot in a mental home for humans. Seems less painful.

Q: Would you rather be cellmates with Robeto or Malfunctioning Eddie?

[Reply #438 on:]

A: Malfunctioning Eddie. I'd like to see him re-assembled again and again

Q: Would you rather like to posess the single non-local metaparticle or the anti-backwards crystal?

[Reply #439 on:]

Ooooh! The backwards one. It looks easier to swallow.

What would you rather be caught doing:

Jacking on?
Or
Buying "Human horn"?