"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #240 on:]

Adoy. His name is so much cooler.

Would you rather live in the leprechaun universe or the pirate universe?

[Reply #241 on:]

Pirate. Pirates are just cool like that, you know?

Would you rather live in the robot universe or the ice universe?

[Reply #242 on:]

Robot, at least I could fake being a robot.

Would you rather your leg feel funny or feel like your soul is wearing a velour body glove?

[Reply #243 on:]

Leg feel funny.  I don't even want to think about the other possibility...

Would you rather live to work (like Herrmes) or work to live (like Leela)?

[Reply #244 on:]

Work to live. Story of my life.

Would you rather be a smizmar or a fon fon ru?

[Reply #245 on:]

Fon Fon Ru. Not a hard rule to follow, at least for me.

Would you rather be a tadpole or a swarm of flies.

[Reply #246 on:]

Tadpole. Birth is always weird at first, but cute.

Would you rather live on an uninhabited planet or a planet inhabited by robots?

[Reply #247 on:]

Uninhabited. I could do whatever I wanted when I wanted.

Would you rather be in the robot insane asylum for the rest of your life or live with Roberto for the rest of your life?

[Reply #248 on:]

I'd live with Roberto, I'd just have to get me one of those 1-X robots and everything would be fine.

Would you rather be a mighty alien overlord or just an underpaid alien janitor who fights crime on the side?

[Reply #249 on:]

I've always wanted to be a mighty overlord of something so I'd go with the first one.

Would you rather have both arms on the same side or have three arms and one ear. (Mutants)

[Reply #250 on:]

Both arms on one side. I'd love to get an 'F' shirt.

Would you rather have no face or no limbs?

[Reply #251 on:]

I'd rather have both.  But, if I had to choose, I'll go armless.  Chicks dig guys with faces.

Would you rather be a slave to the Decapodians, or to Hamentotep's (sp) people?

[Reply #252 on:]

Number 9 guy, I like not being found out until 7 years later.

We knew about the Number 9 Guy awhile back.

The Decapodians, they are cruel masters willing to destroy the earth population without hesitation.

Who would you rather be raped by, Zapp Brannigan or Leo Wong?

[Reply #253 on:]

What's with the rape fixation winna?

[Reply #254 on:]

I'm watching Cape Fear.

Why didn't Frisco17 answer my question despite it being a part of the game?

[Reply #255 on:]

   Would you rather be stranded on an uninhabited island with Zapp or Zoidberg?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: Zapp and then bury Zapp under the sand.

Q: Would you eat Zapp or find food?

[Reply #257 on:]

A:I would find food!

Q:What sort of food would you find?

[Reply #258 on:]

A:I would find some fruit like a pineapple or a mango.

Q:What do you like more a pineapple or a mango?

[Reply #259 on:]

A: A pineaple.

Q: Would you rather have a boss like Zapp (constantly belitling you) or Hemes ( Always making you work extra hard all the time)?

[Reply #260 on:]

Zapp, I'd take solace in the knowlege that he's an idiot.

Would you rather work for Mom or the Robot Devil?

[Reply #261 on:]

Robot Devil. Mom is the human devil anyway.
What job would you do for the robot devil?

[Reply #262 on:]

Robot Devil.  He's a lot more humorous even in hell.

Would you rather become a mutant (by falling in the sewer mutagenic lake) or get genticled by Yivo?

[Reply #263 on:]

Gennticled. It all works out in the end.
Would you rather lose to the globe trotters or the atomic mutant super men?

[Reply #264 on:]

The Mutant atomic supermen, at least the professor will be happy...

Would you rather live with being a head in a jar or the only remaining survivor of one of the professor's previous crews

[Reply #265 on:]

The only living survivor of the previous crews.

Would you rather live in Universe A or Universe 1?

[Reply #266 on:]

Now that depends, am I me? or do you become one of the characters, in either case the sole difference is the outcome of coin tosses, so I'll toss a coin, oh its heads, then Universe B/1 it is...

Would you rather be run over by a passing hover car, or arrested falsely for a crime that was committed by a time paradox duplicate of yourself?

[Reply #267 on:]

That's hard. If I wouldn't go to jail for long, then I would be better off. Unless if like flexo I survived the crash. I'd have to go for The false arrest thing. Hopefully someone would refuse to testify against me under the reason that a patty would be made of his organs.

Would you rather live in New New Jersey or New L.A?

[Reply #268 on:]

Is it New New Jersey? they were calling it just New Jersey in the series "There is absolutely nothing wrong with this place, what's the catch." "Oh no catch though we are technically in New Jersey" Anyhow, new L.A. looks to be even worse than modern L.A. So I'd have to go with New Jersey.

Would you rather eat a zebra or one of the brain spawn

[Reply #269 on:]

Mmmm. Zebra. No contest.

Would you rather give the professor a blowjob or get raped by Barbados Slim?

[Reply #270 on:]

Neither, send in that criminal time paradox duplicate and let them decide.

Would you rather be bought on e-bay by the being of inconceivable horror to be eaten, or sent off on one of Zapp's Suicide missions

[Reply #271 on:]

That's not a valid answer. Please play properly.

[Reply #272 on:]

* Not a valid answer, but I let my time paradox clone chose, and they chose to flip a coin and it came up perfectly on its edge indicating either neither, or both that they would have to do

[Reply #273 on:]

Congratulations, you've derailed the game.

New question: Would you rather be squashed by Destructor, or vaporised by the ribbon-cutting laser on the Nimbus?

[Reply #274 on:]

Vaporized by the laser, it would be quicker, less time to feel pain.

Would you rather be cryogenically frozen after an accident for the next 1000 years, or be vaporized in an atomic test

[Reply #275 on:]

Frozen
Eaten by nibbler or killed by a giant space bee?

[Reply #276 on:]

Eaten by nibbler, there is a chance you wouldn't be digested like Fry at the beginning of BBS.

Would you rather be tossed into the volcano with the other trekkies or be burned at the stake for being a crazed knife wielding zombie libertarian?

[Reply #277 on:]

He's dead, Jim.
Single female lawyer or The scary door?

[Reply #278 on:]

Single female lawyer, greater chance of seeing/ being involved in something pleasant.

get stuck in a Suicide booth or in the infosphere?

[Reply #279 on:]

The infosphere!  You can get an education getting stuck in there!


Would you rather have Fry be heroic main character who steals the spotlight, or be a second banana to Bender?