"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #440 on:]

Jacking on. It's more fun.

Would you rather be Kif's assistant or Nudar's assistant?

[Reply #441 on:]

Kif's at least I get to keep all my worldly possessions.

Would you rather work for Nudar or Momon?

[Reply #442 on:]

Momon, I like the abuse.slap slap

Would you rather be hired to assassinate Robot Santa or the Robot Devil.

[Reply #443 on:]

Robot Devil, he seems a tad softer and easier to crack than the robot santa

Would you rather work for Mom, or work as Luur's right-hand man

[Reply #444 on:]

Lrrr's right hand man

Would you rather have the power to command sea creatures or be really fast (and also from the past)?

[Reply #445 on:]

A: Really fast and from the past, because nobody wants to be Aquaman.

Q: Would you rather play Deathball or be in a Demolition Derby?

[Reply #446 on:]

A: Let Deathball begin.

Q: Would you rather live in Cornwood or on the penguin reserve on Pluto?

[Reply #447 on:]

A: Penguin reserve...At least someone can come save me.

Q: Would you rather work for Zapp Brannigan or Mom?

[Reply #448 on:]

A: Mom

Q: Would you rather kill all robots or kill all decpodians?

[Reply #449 on:]

A: Decapodians, it seems easier.

Q: Would you rather Earth be ruled by Bender and his army of the damned or the Decapodians?

[Reply #450 on:]

A: Bender and his army, since there would be no shortage of alcohol.

Q: Who would you want to preform surgery on you, Dr.Zoidberg or iHawk?

[Reply #451 on:]

Zoidberg.  Somehow I trust him better.


Would you rather see the PE Crew go on a car chase or a western adventure? 

[Reply #452 on:]

A western adventure, yee haw.

Would you rather see the PE crew ride a single buggalo or multiple horses in a western adventure?

[Reply #453 on:]

Buggalo.

Would you rather see Leela devour a live Buggalo, or see a Buggalo devour Kif?

[Reply #454 on:]

Leela devour a live Buggalo, it would be more exciting.

Who would you hire to be your janitor, Scruffy or Robot 1-X?

[Reply #455 on:]

A: Robot 1-X incase I turn my place on fire... or if my change needs sorting !

Q: Would you rather like to take a tour of the Soylent Cola factory (whatever they do there...) or The Bachelor Chow factory ?

[Reply #456 on:]

Bachelor Chow, it's probably safer.

Would you rather live on Bogad or Amphibios 9?

[Reply #457 on:]

Amphibios 9, since the planet actually has a race on it, unlike Bogad.

Would you rather spend a weekend on Osiris 4 or Stumbos 4?

I got the spelling "O'Cyris 4" from here: Url

[Reply #458 on:]

Well, Stumbos has moar gravity, but less chance of enslavement, so I pick that one.


Admiral Crunch, or Archduke Chocula, who pwns the other?

(btw, it's "Osiris" kthnxbai)

[Reply #459 on:]

Can you put that in a 'would you rather' question ?

[Reply #460 on:]

Would you rather that it was in the form of a "would you rather question" or in the form of Dr. Zoidberg showing up on your doorstep and asking you?

[Reply #461 on:]

definitly zoidberg!
hes my fav character!

would you rather eat the two headed snake or soylent green?

[Reply #462 on:]

Soylent Green.

Would you rather eat soylent green or a soylent orange?

[Reply #463 on:]

Soylent Green.  Soylent Orange doesn't cut it for me.


Would you rather remember what the doremouse said, or feed your head? 

[Reply #464 on:]

feed my head  -  that must be sooo coool

Would you rather have a pet like nibbler, or a pet like fry's dog (can't remember his name)

[Reply #465 on:]

Like Seymour.

Would you rather have your planet taken over by the Nibblonians or the Decapods?

[Reply #466 on:]

Nibblonians.  I would feel more safer with them.


Would you rather have a Futurama parody of The Ring or Poltergeist? 

[Reply #467 on:]

The Ring, just seems more interesting.

Would you rather marry Umbriel for her looks or Morgan Proctor for her intelligence?

[Reply #468 on:]

Proctor! Only cause i find it easy to be sloppy and  that "interests" her.

So...what job would you like more? Fry's or Scruffy's?

[Reply #469 on:]

Scruffy's.  He's a janitor, and he has 40,000 shares of Planet Express.

Would you rather work for "That 80's Guy" or Morgan Proctor?

[Reply #470 on:]

That 80's guy. Morgan might saying to me "Filthy Girl! I love slobs like you..." and the awkward meter would just go up about 10 notches.

Would you rather a Windy Shrimp or a Mini-Morbo for a pet?

[Reply #471 on:]

Mini-Morbo, it would be less windy.

Would you rather eat a meal prepared by Elzar or Helmut Spargle?

[Reply #472 on:]

Elzar

Would you rather have Fry kill himself to save Leela, or to have Leela Married to Zapp?

[Reply #473 on:]

Fry kill himself to save Leela. Fry could never really die, he's the main character!!

Would you rather be an Egyptian Slave or be Lrrr's servant?

[Reply #474 on:]

Lrrr's servant, he mostly just watches TV anyway.

Would you rather invent a solution to the dark matter shortage or a way to fix the rip in the space-time continuum.

[Reply #475 on:]

Solution to the dark matter shortage, Yivo will repair the rip in the space time continuum after he/shklee will return to its own universe

Would you rather bender return to star on all my circuits, like the time he already did that, or to see Calculon fired out of a cannon into the sun?

[Reply #476 on:]

Bender return to "All my Circuits". It seems like Bender could actually add some spice to day-time soap operas.

Would you rather see Leela become a circus performer or see Fry become a real-estate tycoon?

[Reply #477 on:]

Ummm.... Leela become a circus performer... cause that'd be pretty hot.  Cartoons are really sexy if you think about... mirror reflections from life itself idealized through our creative minds.  All that skin... and the ponytail... Mmmmmm..... I wanna pull on that ponytail.....mmmmmmM.... yeah... yeah... such tight skin.....mmmM

Would you rather Guenter did that, or umm... that one robot that's in the background shot of some of the episodes?

[Reply #478 on:]

I guess Guenter, since I don't know who this other robot is.

Would you rather foot-swear or do the Epsilon Rho Rho secret hand-shake?

[Reply #479 on:]

Foot Swear, it looks simpler

Would you rather drink a glass of oilade, or be clamped by Clamps?