"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #280 on:]

Fry as heroic main character.

Would you rather be stupefied by the brain spawn or have a brain slug latched to your skull?

[Reply #281 on:]

A brain slug

would you rather have one eye like leela or a missing delta wave like fry?

[Reply #282 on:]

Missing delta wave

Would you rather have your brain downloaded into a robot's body, or be forever trapped inside the computer after a horrible accident?

[Reply #283 on:]

Brain in a robot, at least then I could still move around.

Would you rather have a sprunger or smission?

[Reply #284 on:]

Smission, robot senses are way cooler...

Would you rather make out with your (insert chosen celebrity) bot, or go out with mavis (the girl from the educational video DON'T DATE ROBOTS)?

[Reply #285 on:]

I'd rather die than do either!

Where would you rather go, Saturn or Neptune?

[Reply #286 on:]

Neptune to see santas death fortress.

Would you rather be a neptunian or a martian, like  amy.

[Reply #287 on:]

Martian.  Neptunians get eaten.


Would you rather have Bender be a drug kingpin or a detective? 

[Reply #288 on:]

A detective

Would you rather drink Slurm it's highly addictive or Soylent Cola it varies from person to person??

[Reply #289 on:]

Well technically there is a drink called slurm that exists now and it is delicious, but I'd have to try soylent cola.

Would you rather become soylent green/orange/cola or a slurm queen?

[Reply #290 on:]

Well technically there is a drink called slurm that exists now and it is delicious, but I'd have to try soylent cola.

What does it taste like??

I would rather become soylent orange

Would you rather have soylent chow made from Fry or Leela?

[Reply #291 on:]

Well its been awhile since I've had it, but I think it tasted sort of like red bull or something...

Would rather eat soylent chow made from leela since she was healthier.

Would you rather be forced to listen to the big bopper or be forever trapped with yivo

[Reply #292 on:]

Be forced to listen to the bBig Bopper.

Would you rather work for Hermes or Mom?

[Reply #293 on:]

Hermes

Would you rather die in a super collider explosion, or be sold as a slave to the omicronions

[Reply #294 on:]

Die in a super collider explosion.

Would you rather Live like Zoidberg or go to robot hell?

[Reply #295 on:]

Live like zoidberg

Would you rather be the false hero like brannigan, or the hero that goes down fighting?

[Reply #296 on:]

The hero that goes down fighting.

Would you rather be invisible in a chocolate factory, or date a Lucy Liubot

[Reply #297 on:]

Invisible in a chocolate factory, less chance of a crazed robot army taking over

Would you rather eat your own young, or be eaten by them?

[Reply #298 on:]

Eat your own young.

Would you rather be a Decapodian or an omicronian?

[Reply #299 on:]

Omicronian

Would you rather be a human mutant, or a yarn person of nylar 4?

[Reply #300 on:]

Yarn Person

Would you rather be 500 feet tall, or a robot?

[Reply #301 on:]

a robot

Would you rather be microscopic or a parasitic worm?

[Reply #302 on:]

Parasitic worm.

Would you rather be a Hypnotoad or a poisonous Froad?

[Reply #303 on:]

Hypotoad. I could make people do my bidding.

Would you rather be eaten by the omocronians or Zapp?

[Reply #304 on:]

With cash like that diamond, who's going to argue?

Would you rather be a Martian or a robot from Chapek 9?

I want to perform in the human hunt on Chapek 9, So I'd have to say Chapek 9

[Reply #305 on:]

Hypotoad. I could make people do my bidding.

Would you rather be eaten by the omocronians or Zapp?

The omicronians, they dont seem to chew their food.

Would you rather die by robot explosion or get run over by a semi driven by the incredible hulk?

[Reply #306 on:]

Robot explosion

Would you rather get killed in one of Zapp's suicide missions or have to sleep with him?

[Reply #307 on:]

Killed in one of his suicide missions

Would you rather live on Omicron Persei 8 or Dog Doo 7?

[Reply #308 on:]

Omicron persei 8

Would you rather be a omicron or a native Martian

[Reply #309 on:]

Native Martian, with cash like that who is going to argue, no one thats who....

Would you rather eat bachelor chow or sterno-nicoise?

[Reply #310 on:]

Bachelor chow, I wanna be like Fry

Slurm or Horse coke.

[Reply #311 on:]

Slurm It's Highly Addictive

Would you rather marry Monique or Angylene?

[Reply #312 on:]

Monique. She is so rich.

All My Circuits or Everybody loves Hypnotoad.

[Reply #313 on:]

All my Circuits

Would you rather Ride the walrus or try a Slurmee?

[Reply #314 on:]

Ride the walrus.

Would you rather have a small or a super-small?

[Reply #315 on:]

Small.

Date a robot or date an alien?

[Reply #316 on:]

Date an alien. Maybe even fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love.

Would you rather date fly mutant or "foot mutant" 

(I would post pics, but idk if I'm too retarded to find the button or if attach doesn't work on Opera. If anyone could enlighten me I'd be much obliged)

...I was paraphrasing

[Reply #317 on:]

Date an alien. Maybe even fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to love.

(I would post pics, but idk if I'm too retarded to find the button or if attach doesn't work on Opera. If anyone could enlighten me I'd be much obliged)

The line was:
Fry: This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters and teaching alien women to lurve?

Fly Mutant.

Would you rather date Fly Mutant or become a mutant yourself?

[Reply #318 on:]

Become a mutant.

Would you rather die from shnoo shnoo or get crushed by a massive piece of dark matter?

[Reply #319 on:]

Death by snu-snu.


Would you rather become dark matter or soylent green/cola/orange?