A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

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Slim pickings, but I'm giving it to Dr. T.

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If JBERGES were here, he'd have loved that one.  I miss him.



I've got a feeling I used this one but can't quite recall when.

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There's no need to cry, Leela, it was just a four-dimensional rodent... Wow, look at that tessarat go!...

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
If JBERGES were here, he'd have loved that one.  I miss him.

I loved it, that's why I chose it (I'm studying relativity right now). I meant to comment on the lack of entries, not the lack of quality.


Moments prior:
Fry: "Who are you, and... are those snakes on your-"

Now:
Leela: *Bemoans the turning of her unrequited love to stone"

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Fry: Wow, Zapp is really off topic.  What does this have to do with war strategy?  And how did he get those kinds of pictures of you?

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Leela: Whaa uhaa whaa...

Fry: What's wrong Leela?

Leela: My parents, all the other mutants, gone! Whaa!

Fry: How'd that happen?

Leela: The city said somebody flushed all the toilets in the Central Beaureacracy Building in a row. Who could be such a jerk! Ah-waa...

Fry: (Starts whistling)

Bender: (Walking in) Ah ha ha! "I am Bender, please insert girder." Bwa ha ha! They fell for it again!

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Fry: Aw, don't cry Leela. I'm sure Bender will bring back your wrist thingy eventually.

Leela: That's the problem. Knowing Bender, I might never be able to wear it again. He could break it or God knows what else.

Fry: <Cringes> Hey you know what always cheers me up, music. <whistles "Walking On Sunshine">

Leela: <cries louder>

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Fry: oooo, Nibbler killed himself

[Reply #128 on:]

Leela:  I can't help it, it's driving me crazy, I MISS NIBBLER! *cries in hands*

Fry:  Uh, so, maybe you shouldn't have landed the Planet Express ship on him?

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This round is going to the Frisco kid.

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:
 I loved it, that's why I chose it (I'm studying relativity right now). I meant to comment on the lack of entries, not the lack of quality.

Gotcha.  Anyone who likes my ridiculous nerd humor is okay by me!

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Cool I won.
[Burns]
"Exellent"
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Anyway here you go:

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Bender:  "I don't want to be here; there could be g...g...ghosts..." *shivers & whines like a little girl*

Leela:  "Put a sock in it Bender; if we don't keep moving, we'll never get out of here."

Fry:  "I'm telling you, Leela, we're going the wrong way"

Leela:  "And I'm telling you, fry, that you're reading that upside down.  Now, everyone shut your yaps, and let's move it!"

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Bender: "What was that..."

Leela: "It sounded like posthumans. We must be getting near Kurzweil's camp."

Fry: "First those sewer-surfers, then that weird fog, and- what's this? A screenplay? Singularity Now!?

*flips through several pages*

Hmm, this looks a lot like those worms I got, except with machines. Or when I got the Robot Devil's hands. Am I a transhumanist without even knowing it?

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Bender: Where are we Fry?

Fry: Uhm...

Leela: Don't ask him. He's probably had the flashlight pointed at my butt the whole trip.

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Bender: Oh your God! Fry's got a monobrow!

Leela: It's just a shadow, Bender. If you're were paying any attention at all to that Simpsons episode like you were supposed to you would've known that none of Matt Groaning's main characters have eyebrows!

Fry: Not even Binky?

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Fry: "Dear Diary, I hate Bender so much. I axe you who steals so much. We should really look into a recycling plant to send him to."

Bender: Leela?!?

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Bender: I don't care what your book says, Fry.  You don't get to New Jersey through the sewers.
Leela: Wait a minute.  We may be in Camden.

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Leela: I'm looking everywhere, but I don't see anything.  Fry, are you sure we're in the right place?
Fry: Yeah, the map says they should be right here.
Bender: You idiot!!  Thats no map, its a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book.

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"Leela, I'm scared..."
"Don't worry Bender, we're almost out."
"But Fry's reading!"

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Fry: According to this, we're in the proffessor's ballroom.
Bender: Ew!
Leela I knew the proffessor had some mechanical parts, like his lungs, but I never knew about this!

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And the winner is....Futz.

Honorable mention to Dr. T. for the Joyzee joke. I'm from PA so those are always fun.

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Prof. Farnsworth:  "Damn it, ZOIDBERG!  Didn't I tell you NOT to touch the ship controls?"

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Leela: Bender, what did we tell you about NO motor oil on the brigde of the ship!!

Professor: *Pissed off* Dammit, now I need new glasses!! I'll make sure you pay through your non-existent nose Bender!

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Leela: See, this is why you shouldn't have gotten magnetic hip prosthetics.
Professor: Oh and I suppose it's my fault you have buns of steel (™)?

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Leela: I'll never crash again, Professor, just don't spank me!

Farnsworth: Oh, you'll never crash again Leela, that's right. And just to make sure that you remember not to do it again, I'll play your ass like the bongos!

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Farnsworth: Oof! Who hit me in the face with a bag of sex?

Zoidberg: *Warbles madly as he drags Fry's unconscious body out of the room by the arms*

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Leela, you've just made a happy man feel very old...

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Professor: "As soon as I finish the legs my Leela-bot will be complete. Then I just have to finish my Fry-bot and I can unleash my robot armies on the ususpecting world!

Bender: "WHAT!?! I've been busting my ass around here for years and I never got to take over the world. <breaks glasses> Well let's see you take over anything now."

Professor: "Wha? What was I doing? Why are my glasses broken?"

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Totalnerduk, having guessed what musical instrument I was thinking of, wins this one.

Many good ones, tough choice.

Looks like Nerduk took a long lunch. Since 24 hrs+ has passed anyone who posted an entry on the last pic can post the next one.

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Nuts to me, I'm taking the floor!

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Hermes: Our next package will delivered to Urectum.
Professor: I just got that!

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*Hermes is talking in front of the whole crew............including Scruffy*

Hermes: And as you can see people, the new relaxing drugs we all chipped in for are now taking effect, thus calming the Professor.

*Every one claps and cheers*

Professor: *The Proffesor giggles* I feel like i'm flying. Weeeeeee!!

*More cheers and now we can hear a champage bottle opening*

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Hermes: According to this chart. The Professor now has a grand total of $50,000 worth of pink elephant drugs at his disposal.
Farnsworth: Look at the pretty pink elephants. Ohh, that's squishy...
Fry: Uhh, Professor. What did you just do?

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Hermes: And now on behalf of the Professor, I'll say something we've been wanting to for a long time. You're all fired!

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And that, mon, is how I trained the Professor to eat a dog biscuit!

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Hermes: And thats why we're honoring this brilliant and honorable man......Which brings me to my next point. Where's that $50 that you owe me.

Professor: Touche Hermes, touche.

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Hermes:  As you can see, mon, my special Jamaican "jerked herbs" gives you a serene, relaxed, peaceful look, like you're dead.  Observe.  Professor?  Professor?  PROFESSOR?  SWEET LLAMA OF THE BAHAMAS, HE IS DEAD!

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You people and your drug references have no class.  What kind of sick weirdo jokes about drug use?

Hermes: ...When I agreed to participate in this roast of the Professor, I thought we were talking about a barbecue.  Now I'm not suggesting anythin, but just look at him.  The meat's practically falling off the bone already!

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Hermes: It was the Professor's final wish to have his body treated with special preservatives and be displayed in the main entrance for as long as the firm lasts.

Crew: Eeeewww!

Hermes: I will be in control of Planet Express from now on.

Crew: Hmm?

Prof (through clenched lips): I'm not dead yet! Dear God stop him!

Crew: Hmm.