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Xanfor
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Xanfor = Voooooom!futz = Put... Put... Put...( )
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: I only asked him to show me his Harry Caray impression. Why would he commit seppuku?
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: Why didn't I file for his life insurance!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Why!? Why!? If I hadn't been moonlighting as a traffic barrier I could have stopped this! Why!?
Leela: He said he only needed the butter knife to finish his Pinewood Derby racer. "What could go wrong?" I said to myself.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "Oh! They told me giant space firs were really! Why didn't I listen!?!"
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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DrThunder88 is so very punny. DrT wins. Everything. Nothin' left. Global warming? Blame him.
Sorry, no consolatory prizes this week, although there is an honorable mention going out to tnuk, for his caption unfortunately being extremely in-character. Unfortunately.
Everyone remember your free plastic widgets in the wicker basket by the door!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof: No Amy, there isn't a tall, dark, and handsome man who wants to meet you behind the curtain. I just wanted to demonstrate my new invisible barrier to the others.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Good news, everyone! I'm about to become the most successful impressario since the manager of the Roman Colosseum thought of putting the Christians and the lions on the same bill!
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
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Professor: Good news everyone, I've gathered you all so I can show you my new invention. Behind this curtain stands my new Matter Transporter.
Amy: So what does it do, Professor?
Professor: Good question, you see the Matter Transporter automatically transports any object put on a small table in front of it and teleports it to another dimension for storage. Then when you need the object again you just type in the name of what you want out into the onboard computer and it teleports it back.
Everyone: "Neat" "Splool" "Nifty" "Can it store Beer?"
Professor: And now gaze upon my Matter Transporter!
*The Professor pulls on a rope that was hidden behind the curtain and the curtain drifts off to one side, revealing nothing is behind the curtain. Everyone gasps*
Fry: Ummmm.....Professor, there's nothing behind the curtain.
Professor: WHAT!?
Bender: Hey meatbag, maybe you did something wrong and it transported itself.
Professor: Damnit, that must be it, and now I can't get it back! 30,000 dollers and two months down the drain!
Bender: *Puffs a cigar* I knew it, hey everybody, ain't I a smart li'l rascal.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Professor: And thats how you dispose of a corpse.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Not to play dub the framegrab ping pong, but Xanfor wins for talking about what's behind the curtain without actually talking about what's behind the curtain. Also, I didn't know what "impressario" meant, so it's a teaching dub.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: No you're cuter.
Leela: No you.
Fry: You.
Leela: You...
Bender: That's it I'm outta here! I'd rather dip my balls in lacquer thinner than listen to one more minute of this crap!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: "Hi Leela, you ready for our date?"
Leela: "Yep, What did you have in mind?"
Fry: "Well I figured we could have dinner at Elzar's, then check out the Star Trek convention at Madison Cube Garden."
Leela: "Ok, that sounds like fun." <Leela's mind> 'Smile and agree with whatever he says, then when you get to Elzar's drug his wine.'
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LayZ341
Professor
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« Reply #187 on: 08-07-2007 22:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-07-2007 22:21 »
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Leela: Fry, take your hand off your knob and let me in. Fry: You first. I know, its bad.
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SonicPanther
Professor
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Alright, I just read the entire previous thread, so I think I know what to do.
Fry: why are we naked Leela: where gonig to the pool
(Oh, and the answer is TKOS)
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: That's sweet, Fry, but when you hold a door open for a lady it shouldn't be a door to a parallel dimension ruled by robot dinosaurs.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by LayZ341: Leela: Fry, take your hand off your knob and let me in. Fry: You first.
I know, its bad. I believe this is called 'flirting'. Once I looked up the terminology (a teaching dub as well!), I found it much better than this... Originally posted by dr.bender nye: Fry: Hey Leela, what brings your body here? Leela: My feet, and they'll kick your ass if you keep doing that. Fry: I like where this is going. Wait... what? ...Which might have won had not there been a disclaimer... (I know what your thinking, but it ain't gonna happen) ...And so I hope all have learned their lessons intensely and verbosely.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Can I have some human parts this time, can I, huh?
Professor: Now Bender you know that isn't in your scheduled overhaul... buuut I guess there's no harm in checking if I have some spares around. Maybe a brain someone isn't using.
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FuturamaPac
Professor
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Professor: Wow, I've never noticed how disgusting his eyes looked.
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