A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #200 on:]

Fry: You changed his operating system?  But that open source stuff is only for people who know what they're doing.
Professor: Look!  He's moving.  He's a Linux.  HE'S A LINUX!
Fry: Professor, in the name of Jobs!
Professor: "In the name of Jobs."  Now I know what it feels like to be Jobs!

[Reply #201 on:]

Fry: Professor, do you really wanna do that to his hand?

Farnsworth:  Oh my, yes! 

Bender: From this day on, you are no longer "Grabby".  You shall be "Nukkee"!  Hehehe...

[Reply #202 on:]

Decapodian wins, "mex change" made me chuckle.

[Reply #203 on:]

it's been over 24 hours so I'm taking it...

[Reply #204 on:]

Bender:Hurry Hurry shut the door before my ass freezes!

[Reply #205 on:]

Leela: "Oh, God, Fry get off me. We need to get rid of the Honey Nut Monster/Leprachane."
Fry: "I thought you were pregnant, there's no kicking."
Leela: "Not where your thinking. Why are we wearing these coats?"
Bender: "TO THE FREZZER DEPARTMENT!"

[Reply #206 on:]

Leela: So anyway we got invited to an interview about our new movies. Ah here we are, 3rd floor.

(Door opens revieling the member's of peel)

Bender: Oh no, Nerds! Get us outa here Leela!

Fry's Mind: I know, I'll do the ostrich thing. They'll never find me.

Leela: FRY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THERE!

[Reply #207 on:]

Bender: Cheeky bananas! Oh my god, cheeky bananas!

[Reply #208 on:]

4 responses??? I thought you guys would go to town with this grab. I'm gonna continue to wait for more I can't choose from only 4.

[Reply #209 on:]

Leela: Yes, Professor, there is a reason we're huddled together in a compromising position while wearing parkas in an elevator, and I'll start explaining as soon as the door clo...
*Ding*

[Reply #210 on:]

Bender: Make it stop!
Leela: I'm trying, I'm trying. 
Fry: Who knew elevator music could be this horrible.

[Reply #211 on:]

Bender: Fry, do you need to carry Leela's corpse around everywhere?

Fry: I have plans for this corpse...

Bender: Eeeww!

[Reply #212 on:]

You're probably not getting a lot of responses since the same scene (better grab) was used about a year ago.

[Reply #213 on:]

Ohhhh! That would explain alot...damn. It was all I could find my aunt compter wan't helping at all. I'm gonna give it to Frisco.

[Reply #214 on:]

Yeah, it's closest to the caption I won it with the first time around.   

[Reply #215 on:]

I went back and found the old one and you had a simpler version of the same idea. That's just creepy.

Ok go to town.

[Reply #216 on:]

Leela: Fry! That's not a sandwich, that's one of the Sandwich Diplomats from the Sandwich Planet!

Fry: Really?

Leela: No.

[Reply #217 on:]

Fry: Wow, this sandwich is really good, where did you get it?
Leela: I didn't give you that, but I think Bender put the Professor's Voice Box and mayo in that.
Fry: Oh, God!
(Professor's Voice) I have a feeling I might do better impressions. If only I got Patrick Stewart's.

[Reply #218 on:]

Leela: Where did you get that sandwich?

Fry: On the table, over there.

Leela: Don't eat it!

Fry: Ha! Too late. Besides, it tastes fine to me.

Leela: It's the Professor's prune on whole wheat sandwich I make him for lunch.

Fry: Oh! Too late.

[Reply #219 on:]

Leela: Fry, quickly look behind you!

Fry: Yeah, sure Leela this from the person who forgot to bring her lunch to work today, if I look you'll just grab my sandwich. I'm not that dumb Leela.

Leela: Fry, I'm not after your lunch, you trust me right, look behind you before it's to late!

Fry: Look, I'll give you my sandwich for a kiss.

Leela:*Sigh* Forget it Fry, but don't complain to me later about this.

*Switch angles to reveal Bender picking the lock to Fry's locker*

Bender:*To himself* Just another few seconds and that pay check is mine, good thing I know how to write in Frys handwriting. Muuuhahaha!

[Reply #220 on:]

Leela: "There, again! You put the bread on that sandwich upside down! Sometimes I don't know why I even bother with you, Fry."

Fry: "Leela, that hurt. I gave up the worms for you. I moved the stars for you, wrote you an opera, I even gave you my oxygen, and this is all I get. Well I've had it. I'm leaving until you can appreciate me for things I did that you don't know about."

Bad Fanfiction Theatre will return after these messages.

[Reply #221 on:]

Leela:  Fry, that's my sandwich! Stop eating it!

Fry:  Psh... I don't see your name on it...

Leela:  It was right on the bag it was in!

Fry:  Well I didn't eat your bag, did I?

Leela:  Yes you did!

[Reply #222 on:]

Leela: Fry, if you stop eating my food; I'll stop spitting in it.

[Reply #223 on:]

Leela: Fry don't eat that sandwich!
Fry: Why? It's not like it's going to kill me. Besides I already took a bite.
Leela: It;s not going to kill you but as soon as the drug kicks in.. Oh well i'll let you find out.
Fry: What drugs? Who sent this?
Leela: There was a note that said there were drungs in it. and considering it was from Zapp I'm sure you can figure it out as to what's in it.
Fry: Say what?
Leela: Oh never mind have a fun night.

[Reply #224 on:]

Winner: Robo D Rulz
Runner Up: JBERGES
Honorable Mention: Bendersfan1221 (for making me shudder in disgust. "Braavo" )

 

[Reply #225 on:]

[That Guy]"Awesome, awesome to the max."[/That Guy]

I wanted to go a little out of the norm and add in a few characters that aren't seen to often. I was going to put up a different pic, but I can't get any framegrabs from this site to work, when I preview the post it dosen't show the pic. But this one from Futurama Madhouse will work, give you all a challenge and sould be fun. Enjoy!! 

[Reply #226 on:]

Missed the boat.

[Reply #227 on:]

dad: ehhh he got big boob!
mom: ehhh my cah keys ah in dere!
leela: can you get mine too?

[Reply #228 on:]

Zoidberg, deep in the Venusian rain forest there are tribes of Natives as yet untouched by civilization who've developed more convincing Paul Marcarelli impressions than yours.

[Reply #229 on:]

Leo & Inez: Err, argh, huh, oh, ow...

Leela: What in the world are you doing?

Leo: Amy said he Number One doctor.

Inez: Yeah, he fix anything, aaaarr!

Prof: That won't work for constipation, at least for humans.

Inez: I told you, erg!

Leo: Ow! OK! I change will tomorrow, first thing, ouch!

[Reply #230 on:]

Zoidberg: Come on Inez, you know you want it!

Inez: Threesome with you? Not even if you were rich doctor!

Leo: Aaaaaaargh!

Professor: Oh my! Mind if I have a go?

[Reply #231 on:]

zoidberg: mom dad weres my room at?

dad: outside!

mom:ya while you out there feed the buggalo!

[Reply #232 on:]

you should edit again.

[Reply #233 on:]

Leo: "Come on Inez we almost got him to the door."
Leela: "What happened!?!"
Inez: "Crazy losbster drink all our shoe polish."
Zoidberg: "I thought it was fancy rich people wine."
Inez: "Now we trying to get him to the curb so garbage man can haul corpse away."
Zoidberg: "I'm not dead yet"
Professor: "You're not fooling anyone you know that."
Zoidberg: "I want to go for a walk. I feel happy!"
(Leela clubs him with the picture)

[Reply #234 on:]

Zoidberg: Oh, no, emabarassing moment, my ink pouch bursted and ruined my clothes

Inez: Go get some tissues upstairs, you embarrisment!

Leo: You were also from a very stange family of slightly blind crab people. Weo won't go into details.

Professor: Damb Bisexual, you won't!

[Reply #235 on:]

Zoidberg's self-destructive state soon spiraled out of control. He'd be found in other peoples' homes, passed out drunk on the floor at three in the afternoon, his cloaca clogged with cocaine.

[Reply #236 on:]

Ok, I guess it's time to pick a winner.

I'm finding it hard to pick someone this time, but here it goes.

Winner: Xanfor
Runner up: Frisco17
3rd: Sinewave

[Reply #237 on:]

You know, usually, I'd post a little note on how I'm biased towards shippy posts, however, come to think of it, perhaps I'd better not for this one...

[Reply #238 on:]

Fry: (Shudder) Jeez.

Leela: Oh dear.

Prof: Well if that got mangled too we should just put him out of his misery.

Bender: Huh?

Amy: Sniff, sniff. Doctor, you want to get a cup a coffee with me?

[Reply #239 on:]

Professor: Well, by the looks of it, he's too badly damaged to survive. He'll have to be scraped.

Bender: What?! Your not going to do anything to save lovable ol' Bender!

Fry: *Starts to get teary eyed* Oh, I'm going to miss you buddy, and I want to make sure I can remember you forever! *Tears just disappear* Thats why I call dibs on his legs, they'll look great as table stands!

*Everyone else agrees with Fry*