A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #240 on:]

The Planet Express Crew are called to deliver Bender to the hospital as the Professor's invention of a giant eight pawed Cat went badly wrong.

[Reply #241 on:]

Reposted for the new page:


Professor: "Hmm, as far as I can tell, these wounds were caused by a large claw of some sort."

[Reply #242 on:]

Professor: Tsk tsk, I tried to warn him, VR games for robots can sometimes turn real...

Zoidberg: I can fix the robut I can! Fry, quickly, I need your liver!

Fry: Uh, I don't think it works that way...

[Reply #243 on:]

Zoidberg: "The Robut must have dozed off..."

Professor: "One by one, Freddy Kruegerbot will slaughter us all!"

Fry: "Not if we keep drinking coffee. More coffee. Gotta stay awake. Need more coffee..."

[Reply #244 on:]

Amy: Uh, didn't we already do an episode where bender gave birth?

[Reply #245 on:]

Proffesor: "I haven't seen lightsaber damage this bad since the Star Wars Trek"
Leela: "You see Bender? This is why you should never insult Darth Vader."
Bender: "What? All I said was his metal ass was shiny. It's a compilment."

[Reply #246 on:]

Professor: We can rebuild him.  We have the technology...
Fry: Actually Bender pawned the technology for beer money.
Professor: He sold the technology?  Come on, Zoidberg.  We'll have to scrap his mangled corpse to recoup the loss.

[Reply #247 on:]

Leela: Bender, we all know you wanted sexy washboard abs... but...

[Reply #248 on:]

Professor: spread your cheeks and lift your sak...

Fry:I dont think bender has a sak...or is it me who doesn't? i get confused...

[Reply #249 on:]

@Paz: Nice to see you back Pjr. Now update your fanfiction.

[Reply #250 on:]

Bender: If you think that my chest is really messed up, you should see what they did to my crotch-plate.

[Reply #251 on:]

DrThunder88, wins. Classical references beat sak humour anyday.

He can post the next grab. Then sit here tediously and judge the posts. Just goes to show ya... Six million dollars don't buy what it used to.

[Reply #252 on:]

Sak?  That better stand for Swiss Army Knife.



I'm sure it won't be tedious...just don't prove me wrong.

[Reply #253 on:]

Zoidberg: What are you humans complaining about?!  At least you have hands, try pleasuring yourself with these!

[Reply #254 on:]

Zoidberg: What is everybody talking about, I know every nook and crany of human anatomy. Each of your three brains must be damaged! Most likely because of Finrot or your lack of shells.

[Reply #255 on:]

As Zoidberg was about to make what was actually a brilliant point, he realized that once again he had fallen for the Professor's liniment on the chair gag.

[Reply #256 on:]

Zoidberg: "I don't understand. Comedy Central is known for South Park with all their bah ha's and no crab-rew tollerance. And yet we're moving over there?

Professor: "Only to rip on FOX for cancelling us. And we'll finally get more paychecks.

Zoidberg: "Horray! Zoidberg will eat like a Comedian!"

Fry: "He-yeah, like The Head Of Drew Carrey. That's right America, we offend ABC as well."

(spelling edit. Not for ABC)

[Reply #257 on:]

A vague boring picture eh?
____

Zoid:    (Reference to being poor)

Professor:    (Gratuitous angry remark)

Zoid:   (Misguided anatomical assumption)

Professor:     (Indecipherable gibberish)

Zoid:    (Humorous complaint with Jewish stereotype undertones)

Professor:    (Non-sequitur)

Bender (off camera):   (Vulgar zinger)

[Reply #258 on:]

Zoidberg: "So I get to the bottom of the dumpster and it's not just a pizza box, but a pizza box with a dead rat inside. What a day that was."

Bender: (Offscreen) "Has anybody seen my special cooking sauce?"

Zoidberg: "No, but I'll find it. Zoidberg is afoot!"

Professor's mind: "Dude his claws are huge."

(I know it's weak but I couldn't really think of anything.)

[Reply #259 on:]

Professor (thinking): "Maybe it's the dementia, but Zoidberg's looking pretty hot tonight. Oh yes. I gotta get me some of that."

[Reply #260 on:]

Zoidberg:What are you talking about speak up i can hardly hear you..........

Professor:No one is even here you've been talkin to yourself i fell asleep........

Professors mind:Who do i know who can cook lobster? 

[Reply #261 on:]

This is a tough one...  Kryten wins, but JBERG almost had him on points.

[Reply #262 on:]

Have at it, my good chums.

[Reply #263 on:]

Leela: So that's what the parabox looks like from the inside...

[Reply #264 on:]

Leela: "Note to self. Never look under the seat of Fry's VW Bus again."

[Reply #265 on:]

I don't have any good idea's, but here it go's anyway.

Leela: Wow, these new Plasma T.V. rooms are Amazing! Wait, why is everyone looking into the store camera and yelling at me?!

Hermes: Date Fry mon, He's a good match for you!

Amy: Spleesh Leela, give him a chance!

Professor: Date my uncle, you insensitive cyclops!

Zoidberg: Leela, Fry has done the mating dance for you, date him already.

*Mummbling from off screen*

Zoidberg:What, a spider crawled down his shirt?

[Reply #266 on:]

Leela:  This is the worst game of virtual Hungry Hungry Hippos ever!

[Reply #267 on:]

Leela: There, I won't forget my dentist appointment this time.

[Reply #268 on:]

Leela: [Groans]  (thinking) "Remember; turn off the holographic wallpaper after drinking 'supernovas'."

My standard disclaimer.

[Reply #269 on:]

Leela: Dear Diary, it feels like the walls are closing in and they're being such jerks about it...

UBB corrected.

[Reply #270 on:]

Announcer: Welcome To The Hall of Strangers!

[Reply #271 on:]

First, my caption:

Leela: I'm really starting to regret choosing this wallpaper pattern.


And now, the winner: JBERGES!

Go for it!

[Reply #272 on:]

yaaaay.  It's nice to see some old-school peelers around again.
Next up:

[Reply #273 on:]

At first Leela was angry about being knocked out when the space pirates raided the PE Ship. Then she realized she was lucky she wasn't desintigrated like Fry and Bender.

[Reply #274 on:]

Leela knew she shouldn't've believed the professor when he'd told her that the poison candy hearts were as likely to escape the cargo hold as a rocket-powered hyperfox was likely to be caught by a herd of one-legged hunting tortoises.

[Reply #275 on:]

godfellas

[Reply #276 on:]

Tragically, despite her healthy lifestyle, Leela was cut down in the prime of life by a massive heart attack.

 

Originally posted by scruffyconrad:
godfellas

Right and yet so utterly, utterly wrong.

[Reply #277 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:

Tragically, despite her healthy lifestyle, Leela was cut down in the prime of life by a massive heart attack.

          

[Stewie]I am going to kill you.[/Stewie]

[Reply #278 on:]

Sneezing in the Future Has Changed.
Buy Sweet Heart Snot avalable at barely any Stores

[Reply #279 on:]

Leela: "It's a Candyland Killbot, they're beaming aboard! Everyone duck!"