futz
Liquid Emperor
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Zoidberg: Soooo... sniping that off is fatal to your species?
Leela: Yeah, but we can always get another beureacrat.
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Bendersfan1221
Space Pope
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« Reply #82 on: 07-11-2007 17:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2007 17:18 »
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Originally posted by Robo D Rulz!!:
Zoidberg: Leela, I have to say this... I-I love you! Leela: *Vomits and acts like nothing happened* Oh, you just miss Edna. Wait, I thought that love was unknown in your species. Zoidberg: Well Fry tought me the meaning of love and i know I love you. Director (OS): Cut! Leela if your going to throw up can't you wait until the scene is done? Amy: Man this script sucks. Director(OS): Now lets try this again.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Zoidberg: "Leela you have to help me! I saw a hypnosis kit on tv so I bought eight and tried it out on Amy. But the worst part is now she won't leave me alone."
Amy: "What is thy bidding my master?"
Zoidberg: "You see? YOU SEE!?"
Leela: "I'd love to help but I kinda like her better this way. She's been standing there for five minutes and hasn't insulted me once."
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Robo D Rulz!!
Bending Unit
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There all funny but in the end their can only be one winner.........and one runner up. Frisco17 Wins! Runner up: dr.Bender nye Thanks for playing!!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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WOOO! My second win and more importantly I'm not gonna be away from my computer and miss it. Ok try this one.
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bend_her
Professor
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Leela: Fry, the professor needs that kidney, and you know it! Without him, we won't even have this ship!
Fry: No! The kidney's mine, I had it first!
Professor Farnsworth: Hmpf! Ungrateful uncle!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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bend_her wins!
Sine Wave very close second.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: (Oh God! This is terrible.) Fry, I've never heard "My Sharona" played quite like that.
Fry: You liked it?
Leela: (Think, Leela think!) Oh yes I'm really in the mood now. You wanna do...
Fry: Cool. I'll do "Louie, Louie" for you.
Leela: (Damn!)
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: Um Leela, I'm a little uncomfortable. What exactly do you want me to do with that flute? Leela: Oh Fry, you have the wrong idea. Put that away, I want you not the flute. I have something bigger anyways. Fry: What? Leela: Nothing.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #100 on: 07-15-2007 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2007 10:42 »
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Now you see LayZ, that would be funny if Fry didn't take as long as me to understand. Really. One EventualityFry: I'm still not following you... Leela: Well... Well, you see... Fry: Yes? Bender(Off screen): Hey, could you two keep it down in there? I'm recording the last episode of Friends. Do you know how many episodes there were? If I miss this one, I'll have to wait seven meatbag lifetimes just for it to roll around again, and that's on the Friends channel! Nothin' but Friends, all the time! Twenty-five hours a day, all night and weekends too! All episodes played in order! And don't bother waiting, either. I've still got the first fourty-five seasons to record after this, and then after that I have to transcribe movies ten through seventy-eight of the Harry Potter series! (Pause) Fry: Your place? Leela: Let's go now!
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bend_her
Professor
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LayZ341 wins! Frisco17 comes in second... good one!
Xanfor, they already were at Leela's place... just nitpicking.
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bend_her
Professor
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Fry: She's MINE, pipsqueak!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: ... and what I say goes cause I'm bigger than you, and older!
Leela: Ah, Fry.
Cubert: Drop dead old timer!
Fry: Now you're gonna get it!
Leela: Fry.
Cubert: Max!
Fry: Who's Max?
Leela: I'd say he's Cubert's new battle droid standing over there.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Cubert: "Check it out. I created a miniature universe in this bubble. What have you done lately idiot."
Fry: "Hey I could make a tiny universe to if I wanted to, that's kids stuff. I have more important things to do anyway."
Cubert: "Oh yeah, like what?"
Fry: "Hey Leela wana come over to my place after work?"
Leela: "Sure."
Fry: <Walks out with Leela> "Have fun with your bubble world Cubert."
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: I wasn't sucking it. I was nursing a hangnail. Leela: You know, you'd stop getting those if you'd quit biting your nails.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender:And...and then....the car wash touched me. Leela: Don't worry, Bender. Fry is going to wash you now and he won't do anything you're not comfortable with.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Ah! That feels a lot better! Oh yeah!
Leela: This wouldn't happen every winter if you would drink more glycol and less martinis.
Bender: Well Fry was no help. I asked him to losen up my drain cock but he wouldn't do it.
Fry: You never said "drain".
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bend_her
Professor
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Bender: Well, time for me to whip up some of my famous "Bender Burgers"... aw, crap, where did that cat go now?
Fry retches
Fry: bleargh Good thing I brought this bucket along...
Leela: I, uh, gotta go...
Leela runs out, covering her mouth
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Hold on a minute, how is this testing Einstein's explanation of relativity? Fry: I don't know. Leela only talked about it for a minute. Leela: We talked about it for an hour!
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