A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by futz:
This round goes to SpaceCase with LayZ341 runner-up.

Thank y'kindly, but please assign my turn to someone else.
I presume that means the runner-up, LayZ341.

[Reply #41 on:]

[Reply #42 on:]

Professor: Bender, if I told you once, i'll damb well tell you again, You cant breast feed Nibbler. He has Sharpe's teeth!
Bender: I'll have you know, Fry was OK with it when we ran out of food and money, right Fry?
Fry: (Crawled up in a ball in the corner) It... just wasn't DAIRY!

[Reply #43 on:]

Bender: I wonder what will happen if I throw Nibbler out the window...
Farnsworth: Bender, how many times do I have to tell you? Nibbler can't fly but if you let me have him I can make it so he can. Restrain the specimen!!
Bender: Awww, I want to kill him my self by dropping him out my window and watching him plummet 100 stories to his death. Touch him and I'll kill you too.

All little evil but whatever.

[Reply #44 on:]

bender: so umm professor how do u like ur nibbler??


professor:no thanx im nibblertolarent what !!! what !!! what!!!! put the nibbler down

bender:awww

[Reply #45 on:]

*The Professor walks in on Bender grabing Nibbler*

Professor:Bender, what in Robot hell are you doing!?

Bender:I'm getting back whats mine, thats what!

Professor:Getting what!?

Bender:This little fuzzball ate my framed, autographed picture of Calculon! So I'm going to cut him open and get it back.

*Bender walks off screen, then we hear a door open and Bender gives off a high pitched scream*

Bender:(OS,sounds nervous)Oh.......hi Leela, I just thought I'd take Nibbler out for a walk and.....

Leela:(OS, sounds pissed)I heard EVERY word!

Bender:(Still OS)Ok Leela, just let me explain, what I meant was.........

*We hear sevral loud thuds and Bender screams after every one, once they stop Bender walks on screen without Nibbler but with four or so large dents around his body and head and hes missing an arm*

Bender:I'll just wait and get it the natural way.

*He limps away, saying ow after each step, the Professor just watches him go*

[Reply #46 on:]

Professor: And then I felt like sing-ing!

Bender: Harmless little fuzzball, my ass.

Nibbler: And leader of the vast buffalo-wing conspiracy.


Ditto!

[Reply #47 on:]

Professor: Bender! Doesn't you're programming
restrain you from having relationships with small animals!

(Squnk, squeek.)

Bender: Yeah, but he makes a great chamois cloth.

(Squeek, squnk.)

Nibbler: Don't stop.

[Reply #48 on:]

Proffesor: Bender! You're the one who kidnapped Nibbler?

Bender: Yeah, I needed the money what's the big deal?

Proffesor: Do you have any idea what Leela will do to you when she finds out?

Bender: Way ahead of you I included a plane ticket to Tijuana in my list of demands. So she's be paying for my get away.

Leela: Am I interupting something Bender?

Proffesor: <Leaving the room> Be sure to leave at least some of him intact I can always use spare parts.

[Reply #49 on:]

dr.bender nye wins this round.

[Reply #50 on:]

he hasnt went can i go??

[Reply #51 on:]

Yeah, its up for grabs.  Anyone can take it.

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[Reply #53 on:]

Oh, crap, i didnt see that. Still, i've finally one one, so i don't mind. ok, i'll be fair:
Fry: Hey, Bender, remember when we had a huge fight and the only other thing we could do is get drunk?
Bender: Oh, yeah, and we had a few hebrews with us and we went into the suicide machine. HAHA, i remember what they did in here.
Fry: Thats right, they brought along his son who was only 2, and they circumsized him in this machine. Oh God, NO!
(Machine turns on comming out with knives and saws)
Machine: Well, we did warn him it might be too dangerous.

[Reply #54 on:]

Bender: Hey! Leaking coolant goes in the other corner!

[Reply #55 on:]

Bender: Hey Fry! You must have crap reception on your antennae! You keep fiddling with it whenever Leela walks by!

[Reply #56 on:]

Bender: Quit screwing the the cell shading contrast, Fry.  You look like an idiot.

[Reply #57 on:]

defdev1 I think you'd better choose a winner soon. A day or two without any new entries usually means that's probably all there's going to be.

[Reply #58 on:]

Fry: Why Bender, what big feet you have!
Bender: All the better to kick your ass with!

[Reply #59 on:]

Bender: "I'm not sure what I'll do with a cardboard cut-out of Fry, but I'll think of something."

[Reply #60 on:]

Wheres defdev 1?

[Reply #61 on:]

i give it to bend-her

[Reply #62 on:]

well done bend-her. Wonder who was second place

[Reply #63 on:]

Second was dr.bend nye

[Reply #64 on:]

Thanks 

OK, here's mine:


...from one of my favourite episodes, too!

[Reply #65 on:]

Leela:"So then I walked into the store and I saw these shoes, and I just had to have them."

Alkazar:*Watching T.V.* "Uh huh."

Leela:"Like they just match my pants so well dont you think and its not like I buy things for myself that often, right?"

Alkazar:*Still not paying attention* "Ummm.........uh huh."

Leela:"Are you even listening to me?"

Alkazar:*Thinking to himself* "Does she ever stop talking, she's starting to make me rethink this whole marry her plan."

*Leela just keeps on talking until.*

Alkazar:*Outloud and interupting* Thats it Pig can find himself a different bet!

*He just get up and leaves, Leela looks very confused.*

[Reply #66 on:]

Leela: Are you just going to let Rat and his girlfriend go at it on the carpet, it's disgusting!

Alkazar: You liked it there yesterday, and that's not Rat.

Leela: *!* Fry!

[Reply #67 on:]

Leela:"Majenta Flowers with Grif Yellow? What a mess!"
Al:(In Al Bundy voice) Honey, it's my day off of watching TV and working. I don't want you nagging at me. That and the FOX audience are the last two things I want today.
(Audience boos and hisses)
Al:Come on, your just payed to do that and we all know it's annoying. Reminds me of The New Simpsons.

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Leela: Al what is that white stuff on the floor? Its disgusting

Al: Oh that well when your on a desserted planet for years you get lonely

Leela: Ewwww

Al: What? I was making a sandwich and spilt some mayonase sheesh

[Reply #69 on:]

Leela: Whats with this horrible outfit you made me wear. I don't even need Amy to tell me that.
Al: What are you complaining about?
Leela: Ugh! Do you ever wash or change your clothers? Even Fry has better hygiene than you!
Fry(OS): Thanks for the compliment Leela. Wait a minute why are you dressed up as Peg Bundy from Married... With Children?
Leela: Fry what's Married... With Children. Wait, it must be a show from your time. Al I don't get why you'd want me dressed as a charater from a T.V. show from Fry's time. Fine if you wont listen I'm gonna talk to someone who will.
Al: Whatever. *Into two-way mirror, with Leela still talking*. Pig! you told me that she wouldn't be so concerned about hygiene or the outfits that I got here.
Pig: *From two-way mirror* I don't know what's wrong female pigs dob't do that and either does Rat's wife.
Al: I knew I shouldn't listen to you.


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Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold."

AIM: lissxo1221

Fry/Leela &#9829;, Harry/Hermione &#9829;

Devotion, dedication, loyalty lead to the strongest relationships.

[Reply #70 on:]

Fed up with spending another afternoon serving Alkazar chocolate-covered peanuts, Leela decides go Super-Sayan.

[Reply #71 on:]

leela:im so tired of cleenin up your plucked eyelashes!

al: then i guess you dont wanna bring our race back!

leela:huh ok

its funny because she was on the show married with children and thats what there tryin to make her look like lol

[Reply #72 on:]

Spot the obvious

[Reply #73 on:]

Robo D Rulz again!

Runner up: dru26 (Dirty dirty boy!)

[Reply #74 on:]

Again? But I've never won in this thread before. 

It's tough to pick one, theres just sooo many, hope I pick a good one. 

[Reply #75 on:]

zoid:  yuck!  is that Candy?

[Reply #76 on:]

OOOPSY

Scratch that last thing I said.

Again? But I've never won in this thread before.

I just remembered I have, I just gave it up that time. 

Just thought I'd clear that up. 

[Reply #77 on:]

Leela Zoidberg, is that you again?

Zoidberg: Oh noooo! I just soiled myself with my ink pouch! Why! Why!!!

Amy:(to herself)Well, spluuh!

[Reply #78 on:]

Zoidberg: I don't understand it. I just went in to audition for The Daily Show and then they say i'm too cute and normal to be on the show.
Leela: Cute and normal were the words he used?
Amy: Well, be fair, the Jon Stewart here is crazyer than Snoopy and the penuts.
(Fry moves along, looking down and depressed moving along to his Dog hut)

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LEELA: Zoidberg what are you doing?

ZOIDBERG: My claws have a funny smelling brown paste on them and I don't Know what it is?

AMY: EWWWW Zoidberg that better not be Shi (Cut To Comercial)