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Frybot 5000

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« #280 : 07-17-2005 11:39 »
« : 07-17-2005 22:00 »

A: Then it was an accident and all will be forgiven.

Q: What do they want Earth for in the first place (seriously, it's not that great)?


Hey, alright! TotPD!
mcl6525

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« #281 : 07-17-2005 13:40 »

A:'Cause humans are puny.

Q:Why are humans puny?
Eyedol7513

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« #282 : 07-17-2005 19:05 »

A: Because dogs have paws.

Q: Does Bender enjoy drinking soda?
Nasty Pasty

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« #283 : 07-17-2005 19:56 »

A. Only if it is at least half alchohol.

Q. How did teenage Amy lose all that weight and become so cute?
BigBusta

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« #284 : 07-17-2005 20:07 »

A: she didn't, it's an illusion


Q: why is the professor so old
mcl6525

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« #285 : 07-17-2005 20:08 »
« : 07-17-2005 20:08 »

A:Futuristic cream.


q:what is the cream?
BigBusta

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« #286 : 07-17-2005 20:12 »

A:how to get old quick cream


Q:Can fry be smart sometimes?
DogDoo8

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« #287 : 07-17-2005 20:13 »
« : 07-17-2005 20:13 »

A: Is that a trick question?

Q:How long would it take for Fry to figure out "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"?
mcl6525

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« #288 : 07-17-2005 20:27 »

A: an eternaty.

Q:Where an I?
BigBusta

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« #289 : 07-17-2005 20:39 »

A: Nowhere


Q: what would you do if you had bad depth perception?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« #290 : 07-18-2005 15:41 »

A: Miss things.

Q: Obviousely a cure for old age has been found, because the Proffessor never dies (But to keep the Earth from over-populating, you are taken away by the sunset squad robots, etc...). Whats the cure?
Frybot 5000

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« #291 : 07-18-2005 16:44 »

A: Youth.

Q: How badly do you think the Near Death Star reeks of old people?
i_c_weiner

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« #292 : 07-18-2005 18:28 »

A. In space, no one can smell old people. Too bad that once you enter the Near Death Star you aren't in space.

Q. What's the name of the skeleton that took the Professor to the Near Death Star?
futurefreak

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« #293 : 07-18-2005 23:23 »

A: Marriage.

Q: What was the punch line to the 1000 year old Jay Leno monologue that Lrrr was going to catch?
Shiny

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« #294 : 07-19-2005 18:35 »

A: "And you should have seen the lawyer with the frisbee in his mouth."

Q: Why did Fry wait so long to do "everything he always wanted to do" in the future?
i_c_weiner

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« #295 : 07-19-2005 18:37 »

A. At that point he just relieved he was in the future.

Q. Why did Fry pick Lucy Lui for the robot?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #296 : 07-19-2005 18:57 »

A: Because Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore were already taken.

Q: Why did the original Lucy Lui choose Bender?
Eyedol7513

Liquid Emperor
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« #297 : 07-19-2005 19:35 »

A: Because she was stupid. (No offense to Bender.)

Q: Why do the holograms in the future not flicker?
BigBusta

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« #298 : 07-19-2005 20:31 »

A:Because a janitor cleans them


Q:What if the planet express building got hit by an asteroid?
Nasty Pasty

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« #299 : 07-19-2005 20:45 »

A. It'd be pretty much the same effect as FOX cancelling the show: It won't be there.

Q. In what year did Professor Farnsworth invent the Dark matter engines on the PlanEx ship?
Shiny

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« #300 : 07-20-2005 17:24 »

A: 2969

Q: Why is Kwanzabot so much older than Robot Santa (600 years old at least for Kwanzabot, only 200 some for Santa)?
mcl6525

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« #301 : 07-20-2005 18:18 »

A:He was made sooner.

Q:when was the planetEx ship made.
i_c_weiner

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« #302 : 07-20-2005 19:07 »

A. It's a '88 model. A real muscle ship.

Q. When did Farnsworth buy the Planet Express Ship and where?
BigBusta

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« #303 : 07-20-2005 21:29 »
« : 07-20-2005 21:29 »

A: During the 4th cold war on EBay


Q:When was the other PlanEx ship made?
(the sting)
GreyThinkyWhale

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« #304 : 07-21-2005 11:08 »
« : 07-21-2005 11:08 »

A: 2968 (The old crew crashed it and another was made and Proffessor invented the dark matter engines in under a year)

Q: How many ships has the Proffessor gone through, so far?
mcl6525

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« #305 : 07-21-2005 11:17 »

A:5

Q:Will fry ever be rich?
GreyThinkyWhale

Professor
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« #306 : 07-21-2005 11:23 »

A: Yeah, if you give him lots of money...

Q: Has the value of money gone up or down much by y3k?
futurefreak

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« #307 : 07-21-2005 18:01 »

A: Down, with the inflation of Al Gore bills.

Q: Will Zapp ever find a female counterpart that's not completely disgusted with him?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #308 : 07-21-2005 19:38 »

A: Of course, women are attracted to power. I'm sure there is one out there for Zapp.

Q: Will Kif ever get some backbone?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #309 : 07-21-2005 19:49 »

A. No. He only has bladders.

Q. Will Kif and Amy stay together?
Shiny

Professor
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« #310 : 07-23-2005 07:11 »

A: Yes, if only for the sake of the tadpoles.

Q: How long would Zapp survive if Kif ever left him?
LayZ341

Professor
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« #311 : 07-23-2005 12:21 »

A: At least 3 days, I heard you could live up to 3 days without food.

Q: What would Kif do if Zapp died.
doomtousall

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« #312 : 07-23-2005 13:10 »

A: He'd throw a party, get drunk, and later find himself married to a dinner plate named Stan who wants to get a rabid badger for a pet.

Q: If Bender had a choice, what would he take; a lifetimes supply of LoBrau, or 5 hookerbots?
mcl6525

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« #313 : 07-23-2005 18:56 »

A:He would pick the hookerbots, but steal the LoBrau from the guy who picked it.

Q:Who picked thr LoBrau??
dr.bender nye

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« #314 : 07-24-2005 02:46 »

A: An anal prober who else?

Q: Whats so great about dots on LoBrau?
Nasty Pasty

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« #315 : 07-24-2005 15:07 »

A. They give it more appeal to drinkers who want something more exotic.

Q. How long has Leela's old boss (from Applied Cryogenics) been married to his horrible wife?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #316 : 07-24-2005 15:11 »

A. Horribly long.

Q. When can you call a marriage "horribly long"?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #317 : 07-25-2005 02:27 »

A: When Pregnency is overdue.

Q: Will the Globetrotters come back to earth at some point?
futurefreak

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« #318 : 07-25-2005 03:18 »

A: Yes, because Curly Joe didn't get to visit Disneyland last time.

Q: What happened to Michelle and Pauly Shore?
Frybot 5000

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« #319 : 07-25-2005 03:35 »

A: She got sick of him, like the rest of America.

Q: Now that she's stuck in the future, what job did she end up working?
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