The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #160 on:]

A:Because your bored.

Q:Why is zoidberg so poor even though he is a docter?

[Reply #161 on:]

A: because he works for the prof.

Q: why no top of the page dance?

[Reply #162 on:]

A:because im lazy

Q:why am i lazy?

[Reply #163 on:]

A: because it took you 2 hours to reply.

Q: how long will it take for you to reply this time?

[Reply #164 on:]

A: eternity :-)

Q: what would the 'what if' machine say?

[Reply #165 on:]

A: cuz your a nerd, duh

Q: how did the women of amazonia get so big?

[Reply #166 on:]

A: Big rats there. Evolution make Amazonians big to defend selves.

Q: If women never shut up, why is the Amazonians' English so terrible?   

[Reply #167 on:]

A: because they are woman. 

Q: why are the walls caving in?

[Reply #168 on:]

A:beacuse its your time to die

Q:Why do i have no life?

[Reply #169 on:]

A: You post on a Futurama message board. You figure it out.

Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor?

[Reply #170 on:]

A: see second post on the page

Q: why don't people read the previous posts?

[Reply #171 on:]

A: Because we (by which I mean, me) are lazy. (Actually, I just couldn't think of a good question...)

Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor...besides the fact that he works for the Professor? (Tee, hee, hee...I'm so smart.  )

[Reply #172 on:]

A: investing in sandwiches and record sets.

Q: how did it come about that the wong family owns half of mars?

[Reply #173 on:]

A: Money can't buy happiness...but it can buy halves of planets. Big ones. 'Nuff said.

Q: What's the Planet Express dental plan like?

[Reply #174 on:]

A:It sucks reely bad every one crys if they get it


Q:How did all those people get into the sewers?? 

[Reply #175 on:]

A: they were born there.

Q: did morbo ever destroy the man with a hat?

[Reply #176 on:]

A. Oh god yes... The letter 'T' is forbidden from ever being used.

Q. How old is Kif?

[Reply #177 on:]

A: He's 13. That's why he's so disgruntled about serving under Brannigan.

Q: What was Brannigan telling Kif about why he'll never be captain?

[Reply #178 on:]

A: that his meek and uniteresting.

Q: what happened to the alpino screaming gorrillas?

[Reply #179 on:]

A. After they wouldnt stop screaming, Leela got pissed and fed them to Nibbler.

Q. What is Fry's high score in Space Invaders?

[Reply #180 on:]

A: fry doesn't have a high score, ASS does.

Qwhat is ASS's score?

[Reply #181 on:]

A: All except for one.

Q: What luxuries does a crack mansion come with?

[Reply #182 on:]

A: a pre-warmed pipe of course.

Q: why would someone want a pre-warmed pipe?

[Reply #183 on:]

A. The warming sensation sooths the soul...

Q. In what year was the usage of Crack legalized?

[Reply #184 on:]

A: 2006 (I got my hopes up!)

Q: What is the most intelligent species known in the year 3000?

[Reply #185 on:]

A: Fire ants. Scary, isn't it?

Q: When will Fry learn...anything?

[Reply #186 on:]

A:never

Q:Willl bender ever get famous?

[Reply #187 on:]

A: Yes. He'll go on a bending binge in Europe in a few years, and slowly work his way up to being the next Liberace.

Q: Did Leela ever have a chance with Queequeg?

[Reply #188 on:]

A:Yes. For one date.Then he dumped her for a blonde. [Jeff Foxworthy/]With big hooties[/Jeff Foxworthy]

Q: If Fry's head suddenly exploded, what would be the first thing the Professor would say?

[GIR/] I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom Doom doom...[/GIR]

[Reply #189 on:]

A: "Wha--?" (Isn't that the only thing he ever says?  )

Q: What does Fry love best about Leela?

[Reply #190 on:]

A. Fry loves Leela for her hair, her ears, her eye, her nose, her lips, her neck, her chest, her arms, her hands, her shoulders, her abs, her hips, her butt, her legs, and her feet, but mostly her body.

Q. Why does Leela not like Fry?

[Reply #191 on:]

A: He has that brain thing.

Q: Why does everyone not like Zoidberg?

[Reply #192 on:]

A. His address is "1 Garbage Bin. New New York City, New New York. 10028."

Q. Where's 1 Garbage Bin located?

[Reply #193 on:]

A: just left of 2 Garbage Bin (bit obvious I know :-P)

Q: whats this button do on my remote?

[Reply #194 on:]

A: That button is the self-distruct button for the TV
 
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Q: Will Presidant Bush be in a head in a jar and what section would he belong?

[Reply #195 on:]

A: He be in the losers section

Q: Does Dr Zoidberg really have super powers ?

[Reply #196 on:]

A: No. He just thinks he does.

Q: If Leela could choose to be any kind of alien, what kind of alien would she choose to be?

[Reply #197 on:]

A: An alien that everyone loves

Q: What is that type of alien called (we except Hypno Toad)?

[Reply #198 on:]

A:*says in hyponized voice* brain slug


Q:why cant i get the brain slug of my head

[Reply #199 on:]

A: Because it loves you

Q: Is Africa still gonna be poor?