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Gorky

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A: You post on a Futurama message board. You figure it out.
Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor?
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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A: Because we (by which I mean, me) are lazy. (Actually, I just couldn't think of a good question...)Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor... besides the fact that he works for the Professor? (Tee, hee, hee...I'm so smart.  )
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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A: Money can't buy happiness...but it can buy halves of planets. Big ones. 'Nuff said.
Q: What's the Planet Express dental plan like?
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Nasty Pasty

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A. Oh god yes... The letter 'T' is forbidden from ever being used.
Q. How old is Kif?
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Nasty Pasty

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A. After they wouldnt stop screaming, Leela got pissed and fed them to Nibbler.
Q. What is Fry's high score in Space Invaders?
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GreyThinkyWhale

Professor

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A: All except for one.
Q: What luxuries does a crack mansion come with?
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Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary

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A. The warming sensation sooths the soul...
Q. In what year was the usage of Crack legalized?
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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A: Fire ants. Scary, isn't it?
Q: When will Fry learn...anything?
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Gorky

DOOP Secretary

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A: "Wha--?" (Isn't that the only thing he ever says?  ) Q: What does Fry love best about Leela?
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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A. Fry loves Leela for her hair, her ears, her eye, her nose, her lips, her neck, her chest, her arms, her hands, her shoulders, her abs, her hips, her butt, her legs, and her feet, but mostly her body.
Q. Why does Leela not like Fry?
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LayZ341

Professor

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A: He has that brain thing.
Q: Why does everyone not like Zoidberg?
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i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary

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A. His address is "1 Garbage Bin. New New York City, New New York. 10028."
Q. Where's 1 Garbage Bin located?
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