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mcl6525

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« #160 : 07-10-2005 13:47 »
« : 07-10-2005 13:47 »

A:Because your bored.

Q:Why is zoidberg so poor even though he is a docter?
wwe_fk

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« #161 : 07-10-2005 13:53 »

A: because he works for the prof.

Q: why no top of the page dance?
mcl6525

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« #162 : 07-10-2005 15:35 »

A:because im lazy

Q:why am i lazy?
wwe_fk

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« #163 : 07-10-2005 15:43 »

A: because it took you 2 hours to reply.

Q: how long will it take for you to reply this time?
sriontoc

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« #164 : 07-10-2005 16:24 »

A: eternity :-)

Q: what would the 'what if' machine say?
picard

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« #165 : 07-10-2005 16:50 »

A: cuz your a nerd, duh

Q: how did the women of amazonia get so big?
Frybot 5000

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« #166 : 07-10-2005 17:07 »
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A: Big rats there. Evolution make Amazonians big to defend selves.

Q: If women never shut up, why is the Amazonians' English so terrible?    :D
sriontoc

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« #167 : 07-10-2005 17:15 »

A: because they are woman.  :D

Q: why are the walls caving in?
mcl6525

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« #168 : 07-10-2005 17:50 »

A:beacuse its your time to die

Q:Why do i have no life?
Gorky

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« #169 : 07-10-2005 18:23 »

A: You post on a Futurama message board. You figure it out.

Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor?
wwe_fk

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« #170 : 07-10-2005 19:35 »

A: see second post on the page

Q: why don't people read the previous posts?
Gorky

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« #171 : 07-10-2005 19:41 »

A: Because we (by which I mean, me) are lazy. (Actually, I just couldn't think of a good question...)

Q: Why is Zoidberg so desperately poor...besides the fact that he works for the Professor? (Tee, hee, hee...I'm so smart.  :p)
wwe_fk

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« #172 : 07-10-2005 19:50 »

A: investing in sandwiches and record sets.

Q: how did it come about that the wong family owns half of mars?
Gorky

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« #173 : 07-10-2005 19:58 »

A: Money can't buy happiness...but it can buy halves of planets. Big ones. 'Nuff said.

Q: What's the Planet Express dental plan like?
mcl6525

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« #174 : 07-10-2005 19:59 »
« : 07-10-2005 19:59 »

A:It sucks reely bad every one crys if they get it


Q:How did all those people get into the sewers?? 
wwe_fk

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« #175 : 07-10-2005 20:02 »

A: they were born there.

Q: did morbo ever destroy the man with a hat?
Nasty Pasty

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« #176 : 07-10-2005 23:01 »

A. Oh god yes... The letter 'T' is forbidden from ever being used.

Q. How old is Kif?
Frybot 5000

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« #177 : 07-10-2005 23:05 »

A: He's 13. That's why he's so disgruntled about serving under Brannigan.

Q: What was Brannigan telling Kif about why he'll never be captain?
wwe_fk

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« #178 : 07-10-2005 23:07 »

A: that his meek and uniteresting.

Q: what happened to the alpino screaming gorrillas?
Nasty Pasty

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« #179 : 07-10-2005 23:42 »

A. After they wouldnt stop screaming, Leela got pissed and fed them to Nibbler.

Q. What is Fry's high score in Space Invaders?
wwe_fk

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« #180 : 07-10-2005 23:43 »

A: fry doesn't have a high score, ASS does.

Qwhat is ASS's score?
GreyThinkyWhale

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« #181 : 07-11-2005 10:04 »

A: All except for one.

Q: What luxuries does a crack mansion come with?
sriontoc

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« #182 : 07-11-2005 10:22 »

A: a pre-warmed pipe of course.

Q: why would someone want a pre-warmed pipe?
Nasty Pasty

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« #183 : 07-11-2005 10:37 »

A. The warming sensation sooths the soul...

Q. In what year was the usage of Crack legalized?
GreyThinkyWhale

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« #184 : 07-11-2005 11:00 »
« : 07-11-2005 11:00 »

A: 2006 (I got my hopes up!)

Q: What is the most intelligent species known in the year 3000?
Gorky

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« #185 : 07-11-2005 12:00 »

A: Fire ants. Scary, isn't it?

Q: When will Fry learn...anything?
mcl6525

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« #186 : 07-11-2005 12:07 »

A:never

Q:Willl bender ever get famous?
Frybot 5000

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« #187 : 07-11-2005 13:29 »

A: Yes. He'll go on a bending binge in Europe in a few years, and slowly work his way up to being the next Liberace.

Q: Did Leela ever have a chance with Queequeg?
doomtousall

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« #188 : 07-11-2005 18:38 »
« : 07-11-2005 18:38 »

A:Yes. For one date.Then he dumped her for a blonde. [Jeff Foxworthy/]With big hooties[/Jeff Foxworthy]

Q: If Fry's head suddenly exploded, what would be the first thing the Professor would say?

[GIR/] I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom Doom doom...[/GIR]
Gorky

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« #189 : 07-11-2005 18:59 »

A: "Wha--?" (Isn't that the only thing he ever says?  :p)

Q: What does Fry love best about Leela?
i_c_weiner

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« #190 : 07-11-2005 19:16 »

A. Fry loves Leela for her hair, her ears, her eye, her nose, her lips, her neck, her chest, her arms, her hands, her shoulders, her abs, her hips, her butt, her legs, and her feet, but mostly her body.

Q. Why does Leela not like Fry?
LayZ341

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« #191 : 07-11-2005 19:34 »

A: He has that brain thing.

Q: Why does everyone not like Zoidberg?
i_c_weiner

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« #192 : 07-11-2005 21:56 »

A. His address is "1 Garbage Bin. New New York City, New New York. 10028."

Q. Where's 1 Garbage Bin located?
sriontoc

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« #193 : 07-12-2005 07:30 »

A: just left of 2 Garbage Bin (bit obvious I know :-P)

Q: whats this button do on my remote?
dr.bender nye

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« #194 : 07-12-2005 08:50 »

A: That button is the self-distruct button for the TV
 
Welcome to PEEL sriontoc

Q: Will Presidant Bush be in a head in a jar and what section would he belong?
Zogonif

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« #195 : 07-12-2005 09:02 »

A: He be in the losers section

Q: Does Dr Zoidberg really have super powers ?
doomtousall

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« #196 : 07-12-2005 11:30 »

A: No. He just thinks he does.

Q: If Leela could choose to be any kind of alien, what kind of alien would she choose to be?
dr.bender nye

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« #197 : 07-12-2005 12:29 »

A: An alien that everyone loves

Q: What is that type of alien called (we except Hypno Toad)?
mcl6525

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« #198 : 07-12-2005 12:41 »
« : 07-12-2005 12:41 »

A:*says in hyponized voice* brain slug


Q:why cant i get the brain slug of my head
dr.bender nye

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« #199 : 07-12-2005 12:46 »

A: Because it loves you

Q: Is Africa still gonna be poor?
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