The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[#320 :]

Amy she has lots of money, graduated college with straight C's,and she is a complete idiot in politics.
Q:If Flexo and Bender battled who would win, no robot mafia included.

[#321 :]

A. Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solves anything.

Q. When did the Hubble Telescope get equipped with laser cannons and all those upgrades (seen in 'When Aliens Attack'?

[#322 :]

A. After the first aliens attacked- when people on earth realized they needed a last line of defence.

Q. What if (machine)... Leela really discovered she was an alien and wanted to go back to her homeworld?

[#323 :]

A:i think so.

Q: Will Buzz Aldren be a head in a jar or is he not worth it?

[#324 :]

A: Who? Neil Armstrong?
Q: Will a new color ever be invented?

[#325 :]

A: Like Pink Floyd?

Q: When will they come out with robot-human hybrids?

[#326 :]

A. When we feel like it, stop asking questions!!!

Q. When will Wayne's World 3 be released?

[#327 :]

A: After "Shrek 5".

Q: What was the last film Mike Meyers made?

[#328 :]

A: Shreck 4 1/2

Q: Do robot's need to brush their teeth?

[#329 :]

A: Only when its there last 10 minutes

Q: Will Doctor Who stay on tv in 3000 and will it be a reality show?

[#330 :]

A:It will never be cancelled


Q:Will green day's singer become heads in jars?

(p.s. Don't dis Doctor Who)

[#331 :]

(I wasnt. Was i?)
A: Yhea

Q: Will the guys from Queen be heads in a jar?

[#332 :]

A: They will indeed


Q:would Fry get scared by goosebumps books?

[#333 :]

A: Since when does Fry read?

Q: How many Grunka-Lunkas does it take to change a lightbulb?

[#334 :]

A. Five to stand on each other's shoulders to reach it. 

Q. What bra size is Leela?

[#335 :]

A. 99Z (did I mention sizes aren't the same in 3000 as they are in the year 2000?)
Q. How would a guy answer the question: what bra size is Leela?

[#336 :]

A- I believe the question has been asked before... so let's consult the archives shall we...

*consulting*
 

Originally posted by Bender_Waffles
Q. (Here's one for the guys ) What is Leela's Bra size?

Orignially posted by blackkatnorn (who according to their profile is a guy)
A: B cup

(link to original context here. 28th and 29th post down page.)

Q- Is it a coincidence that Nasty Pasty just asked the same question his sister asked in the thread mentioned above?   

[#337 :]

Damn...that is weird...

A. Yes it is just coincidence, but I guess fucked up minds think alike... 

Q. What is Munda's and Moris' pet cat's name?

[#338 :]

A. Groucho, the adorable one eyed kitty with an evil, hypnotizing yawn that he uses for evil, such as making people buy the new Barbie video game.

Q. Did Fry have any other pets in the 20th century?

[#339 :]

A: No. It's kind of upsetting when you discover that your pet smells a helluva lot better than you do, and Fry didn't want to have to go through all that heartache.

Q: If Fry had had another pet, what would it be?

[#340 :]

A: it would be a Ferit


Q: what would the ferit name be?

[#341 :]

 sorry about the double post, made a mistake

[#342 :]

A. "Spicy"

And by the way, it's spelled "ferret"

Q. Where is "The Nation of Joe" (Bend Her) located?

[#343 :]

A. Modern-day Canada

Q. How could global warming be cancelled out by nuclear winter (Xmas Story) if we never had a single nuclear war (Luck of the Fryrish)?

[#344 :]

A: It was an accidental detonation caused by a cat walking across a very important keyboard and a chipmunk finding the Bid Red Button.

Q: Why did the Frys ship a generation in naming their sons Yancy?

[#345 :]

A: Yes he would. He would of course hire her as his intern (Dirty Boy)

Q: Is it really possible to eat a pineapple hanging from a string without using your hands?

[#346 :]

A: Only if you lack the Delta Brain Wave.

Q: Why did fry have a hospital robe after his clothes were taken if none of the robots had one? (Insane in the Mainframe)

[#347 :]

A. He was given it after a sick robot who thought he was a tailor made it for him...

Q. Which one was killed, the Penguin with the shotgun or the Penguin with the rifle (BirdBot)?

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[#348 :]

A. Both (they shot each other simultaneously)

Q. Why does an oil tanker need to be towed by planet express ship, i.e. why does it not have an engine of some sort? (also BirdBot)

[#349 :]

A. It has an engine, it just had a day off.

Q. What was so evil about Knightrider's wipers?

[#350 :]

A: They malfunchened. What else?

Q: Is Hitler a head in a jar in the Future?

[#351 :]

A: No. It's not.  They never saved his brain.

Q: What other shows does Fry like besides the 'Worlds Blankety Blank' genre?

[#352 :]

A. Sci-Fi obviously, and he appreciates some violent and graphic game shows.

Q. Where is the nation of French Stereotypes located?

[#353 :]

A) in stereotyped europe

Q) where is stereotyped europe?

[#354 :]

A. On the former site of Orlando, Florida.

Q. How old is Hermes' wife?

[#355 :]

A:thirty-four and a half


Q:will hungry jacks still be a big company in 3000?

[#356 :]

A: I guess so.

Q: In "The Why of Fry" what happened to the Philip J Fry that was on another planet?

[#357 :]

A: He was run over by an orbiting garbage truck

Q: What is the least popular TV show in the year 3000?

[#358 :]

A: Id say Family Guy knowing id get beatned up so ill say Family Guy

Q: What would my Freind JDB (If we are i dunno) be if he was frozen in the future or something?

[#359 :]

A: He would probably be a manager of a store or a resturant.

Q: What is the most popular show in the year 3000?