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Nasty Pasty

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« #200 : 07-12-2005 12:51 »
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Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Q: Is Africa still gonna be poor?

A. No. In the year 2605, aliens will visit the poverty-stricken continent and offer them a chance evolve to a high state of existance. They accept and have since become the stars in the night sky.

Q. Where did Scruffy get his $300 haircut?
mcl6525

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« #201 : 07-12-2005 13:04 »

A:at a hair place

Q:will bender ever be a pharoh again?
dr.bender nye

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« #202 : 07-12-2005 13:06 »

A: No but hell be upgraded to King of Space Jamaica in Space Earth (Told in the last episode)

Q: Whats the best thing about the universe?
wwe_fk

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« #203 : 07-12-2005 13:07 »

A: no

Q: what happens to dwight?
i_c_weiner

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« #204 : 07-12-2005 13:20 »

A. He became a reggae star. His toe was infected after stubbing it during a concert. He was advised to get his toe amputated, but he refused because of the Rastafarian beliefs. His head was put into a jar and he is currently in the Rock and Roll Wing of the Head Museum of NNYC. He sits next to Elvis to the right, Bob Marley to his left, Ziggy Marley below, and Cobain above. He has a rivalary with Cobain because his flannel shirt goes over Dwight's head.

Q. What happens to Cubert?
Frybot 5000

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« #205 : 07-12-2005 13:25 »

A: He becomes his roadie and his head will be kept in the Famous Roadie wing, between the loser that followed around Motley Crue, and the other loser that followed around Coldplay.

Q: How much did Amy weigh in high school?
Nasty Pasty

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« #206 : 07-12-2005 13:30 »

A. 160lbs.

Q. How old is Zoidberg?
mcl6525

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« #207 : 07-12-2005 16:30 »
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A:2 thousand  years old he was brought back to life after a freak accident with slurm, and is now immortal even though any of this.

Q:how old is kif?
Nasty Pasty

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« #208 : 07-12-2005 16:55 »

A. 32.

Q. Where did Beck and his band play after the Bend Aid concert?
Frybot 5000

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« #209 : 07-12-2005 19:48 »

A: The Goldblatt Bat Mitzvah.

Q: What were they paid to perform?
i_c_weiner

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« #210 : 07-12-2005 19:53 »

A. A string, a yo-yo, some lint, oh, and $500 dollars each, but the real steal was the yo-yo, since it glows in the dark.

Q. What happens to Ozzy?
Nasty Pasty

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« #211 : 07-12-2005 21:07 »

A. He becomes a christian missionary, and later a monk. He dies in alone in a church he built high in the Rocky Mountains.

Q. What would happen if Fry was turned into a robot, through the process of "Reverse Reverse Fossilization"?
mcl6525

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« #212 : 07-12-2005 21:24 »

A:He would fonally like going to robot strip clubs

Q:Will zoidberg ever get rich and famous?
Unknown

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« #213 : 07-12-2005 22:25 »

A: Yes, but then he will lose it all...somehow.

Q: From where did we come?  What are we?  Where are we going?
Eyedol7513

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« #214 : 07-12-2005 22:43 »

A: We came from our mother's wombs, we are humans, and we are going nowhere.

Q: In "The Sting", how did Bender catch fire?
wwe_fk

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« #215 : 07-12-2005 23:33 »

A: comic timeing

Q: is elzar the largest elf, or are the elfs small neptunies?
dr.bender nye

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« #216 : 07-13-2005 00:19 »

A: The seconed one.

Q: Which country will win "Country of the year"?
futurefreak

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« #217 : 07-13-2005 01:19 »

A: That really filthy one. You know the one I mean.

Q: Can neutrals love & how?
PumaGirl

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« #218 : 07-13-2005 12:28 »

A: They wouldnt call it love but they have a special way of expressing their affection by saying "hello"!

Q: Why will Zapp become DOOP president in 3045?
mcl6525

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« #219 : 07-13-2005 12:35 »

Welcome to PEEL PumaGirl

A:The same reason leela avoids any contact with him.

Q:Will kif still be his partner when hes president of DOOP?
sriontoc

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« #220 : 07-13-2005 12:42 »
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A: no, his children will protect him.

Q: is Kif Zapps partner now?
MiZuNo

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« #221 : 07-13-2005 16:54 »

A: Yes, he left Ami and married Brannigan instead because he's such a masochist.

Q: Will any of Zoidberg's patients sue him?
mcl6525

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« #222 : 07-13-2005 18:35 »

A:Yes, all of them who havent sued him already.

Q:Will leela ever be happily married?
Eyedol7513

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« #223 : 07-13-2005 22:16 »

A: Yes.

Q: What ever became of Zapp Brannigan?
MiZuNo

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« #224 : 07-14-2005 04:08 »

A: He's a stripper in a club called "Fresh Meat" at Omicron Persei 8

Q: What happened to the martian native indians?
PumaGirl

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« #225 : 07-14-2005 05:27 »
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A: They traded the diamond for land to found New Mars. Then they start their own business (buggalo etc.) to compete with the Wongs!

Q: Will anyone ever invent soy (veggie) popplers?
Gorky

Space Pope
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« #226 : 07-14-2005 11:14 »

A (well, technically, another question, but...): Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Q: If Fry could be any type of vegetable, what would he be?
Quimbly

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« #227 : 07-14-2005 14:04 »

Q1: Will anyone ever invent soy (veggie) popplers?

A1: No, since Lrrr came to Earth and scared the bejesus out of everyone, no one has the guts to eats popplers.  One person invented soy popplers, but Lrrr heard about it, and ate the guy anyway.  He said it made a mockery of his alien race's younglings.

Q2: If Fry could be any type of vegetable, what would he be?

A2: A space turnip.

My Q: What environmental factors lead to the evoluton of the buggalo?
wwe_fk

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« #228 : 07-14-2005 15:36 »

A: well, when a lady cow and a man beetle fall in love....

Q: what charges has zapp been accused of?
Bendin´ It

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« #229 : 07-14-2005 15:46 »

A: Blowing up DOOP headquarters.

Q: When will Fry and Leela have a kid?
Frybot 5000

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« #230 : 07-14-2005 16:15 »

A: When flying pigs make hell freeze over.

Q: What's better? Earthican bacon or space bacon?
wwe_fk

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« #231 : 07-14-2005 16:18 »

a: eartican- it's caffinated

Q: how successful was all my circuts the movie?
mcl6525

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« #232 : 07-14-2005 16:59 »

A:It was very succsefful.

Q: Why do me and "bendin' it" have the same avatar?
Shiny

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« #233 : 07-14-2005 17:53 »

A:You are secretly separated-at-birth, long-lost twins.

Q:Which of you is the evil twin?
mcl6525

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« #234 : 07-14-2005 19:19 »

A:I am, and i spent my hole life lookin for him so i can kill him, bendin' it should watch his back.

Q:Will i ever find bendin' it?

wwe_fk

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« #235 : 07-14-2005 19:25 »

A: he's right here.  http://http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/GetBio/Bendin|APO|+It

Q: did that help?
Nasty Pasty

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« #236 : 07-14-2005 20:01 »

A. No.  :p

Q. What is Kif's middle name?
i_c_weiner

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« #237 : 07-14-2005 20:14 »

A. Houdini.

Q. Why'd his parents name him Kif Houdini Kroker?
Kryten

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« #238 : 07-14-2005 20:32 »

A. Houdini is Amphibiosian for "He Who Bags the Hot Asian Chick."

Q. Who invented Blernsball?
morbo_it

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« #239 : 07-15-2005 11:26 »

A) John D. Blerns

Q) who was John D. Blerns?
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