The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

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The NEW Random Question/Smart-ass Question thread!

Q. Can Fry travel through time?

[Reply #1 on:]

A: Only when he's on the bong.

Q: Can the professor actually die?

[Reply #2 on:]

A. When he feels like it, and from there he'd become a ghost.

Q. Where would the Professor's ghost go?

[Reply #3 on:]

A: To that big Prono Theater in the sky.

Q: If Bender got married, would he be a good husband?

[Reply #4 on:]

A: Yeah. Oh wait, his marriage just got annulled. Huh, it seems that adultery isn't acceptable with robots either.

Q: Where is the big Porno Theatre in the sky? And not the stupid obvious answer, please.

Oh, and nice thread title i-c; maybe it will reflect in the questions/answers...

[Reply #5 on:]

A: On the top level of the Aleph-Null-Plex. As well as one screen for every natural number, they have a few unnatural ones for just this purpose.

Q: What was the purpose of Professor 1's expermient to remove his own brain?

[Reply #6 on:]

A: to see how long he could live.... not long

Q: where does rectal exam bot live

[Reply #7 on:]

A. 2 Square Root of Pi Street, inside of the Rectal and Anal Apartments Building. He lives in one of the rectal apartments.

Q. Who else lives in the Rectal and Anal Apartments Building?

[Reply #8 on:]

A: Clamps. He couldn't pass on the great price and spectacular view.

Q: What exactly is the difference between Ultra Porn and regular porn.

[Reply #9 on:]

A: Anyone under 50 can't handle the graphic images of old people in Ultra Porn.

Q: Is there really something going on between Amy and Leela?

[Reply #10 on:]

A: Nah there just friends.

Q: What would be your robotic name be?

[Reply #11 on:]

A: Psycho-tron 1300.

Q: Is there a different demension where Enos really is Fry's grandfather, and that when Fry blows him up he really does die?

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A: Yeah. Well, not exactly. See: when Enos is Fry's grandfather, Fry no longer has that special gene. Without the gene he is not special or immune to the Brain Spawn so he is not sent to the future. Ergo, he never gets sent back in time to kill his grandfather. Of course, that universe is destroyed by the Brain Spawn, but Fry is long dead since then. At least he still kept his clover...

Q: Is there a different universe in which people are made of green, yet the Professor somehow tunred himself into glue?

[Reply #13 on:]

A: Universe 2438 is the one you want

Q: Would you say that Enos had sex with Grandma Miltred before or not?

[Reply #14 on:]

A. Yes, but they used protection.

Q. What is Professor Farnsworth's middle name?

[Reply #15 on:]

A: J (Hubert J Farnsworth)

Q: How old is Farnsworth?

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That's his middle initial retard.

[Reply #17 on:]

Um...okay...

A: As old as some planets.

Q: How does one make ice cream soup?

[Reply #18 on:]

Q: One makes ice cream soup by microwaving ice cream for about a minute.

A: What flavor goes best?(mint choc chip i say.including cornish cream, honeycomb, toffee, coffee or anything else.

[Reply #19 on:]

A: Chunky chicken style. New!

Q:what would bender style ice cream be like?

[Reply #20 on:]

A: Let's just say you wouldn't want some hundred and thousands

Q: What would bender be like if he was part frog?

[Reply #21 on:]

A: Um...like a plain old frog with an attitude problem?

Q: What would Fry be like if he had half a brain?

[Reply #22 on:]

A: Dead.

Q: What if Lrrr had given Earth the recepie for imortality?

[Reply #23 on:]

A: Then he'd soon destroy all humans

Q: If Lrrr was assassinated, who would be the one to kill him and who would be the new ruler of Omnicron Persei 8?

[Reply #24 on:]

A. His wife, Ndnd.

Q. How old is the Planet Express Ship?

[Reply #25 on:]

5 and a half years.

How old id mom?

[Reply #26 on:]

A: As old as she feels. (And, um, she's numb from the waist down. So...um...what's half of infinity?)

Q: Why is Morbo so angry all the time?

[Reply #27 on:]

A. Inferiority complex.

Q. How did Bender get his crotch plate back after "The Devil's Hands are Idol Playings"?

[Reply #28 on:]

A. He bought a new one from 'Crotch Plates "R" Us'.

Q. Why Didn't Fry take a Shower while waiting for leela to wake up in "The Sting"?

[Reply #29 on:]

A: He didn't want to miss her possibly waking up from her coma.
Q: Why is Fry human?

[Reply #30 on:]

A: 'Cause he's not smart enough to be a dolphin.

Q: Why does the Robot Devil enjoy breaking into song at every available opportunity?

[Reply #31 on:]

A: Because it serves to enchance whatever emotions people who hear him have. He rules over hell, you know.

Q: What happened to the real Santa?

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nasty pasty asked
Q. What is Professor Farnsworth's middle name?
Bender_Waffles answered:
J (Hubert J Farnsworth)
                 

as far as professor Farnsworth's middle name I would gues it was the same as Homer Simpsons J for Jay making the initial the name

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Originally posted by I:
Q: What happened to the real Santa?

A: He smoked to much cocain and had lung cancer. It didnt help that Santa choke on a cookie or a mince pie.or in France, a snail.

Q: What would happen if Leela/Fry/Bender/Proffesser came knocking on your door?

[Reply #34 on:]

A: I would get autographs.

Q:What would happen if fry didnt stop bender from killing himself?

[Reply #35 on:]

A: Um...he would have killed himself? ( )

Q: Why does Fry like Slurm so much?

[Reply #36 on:]

A: Its Highly Addictive (see Fry and the Slurm Factory's Cold-Opening.Buh)

Q: Say if Bender and Zoidberg swaped bodys or brains (you chose)by the Proffeser, What's gonna happen?

[Reply #37 on:]

a:theyll both die

Q: who would die first in a fight? Leela or Morbo

[Reply #38 on:]

A: Morbo would use a death ray. So morbo.

Q: If fry and leela were trapped on a planet who would get eaten first?(i know its a stupid question but im not felling creative right now)

[Reply #39 on:]

A: odly, Fry. Leela would try to build a ship but it was so bad she flew it in a cave (crappy i know)
Q: would Scruffy beat Amy in a presidential race?