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« #164 : 03-30-2005 17:59 »
« : 03-30-2005 17:59 »
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-Note-I had to edit some of the words so they could fit. Smart me didn't say the parts of speech the right way. Changes are like plural and past tense. Also, I added some that I had forgotten. <Title 1> Uncle <Adjective 1> Gay <Noun 1> Ceilings(-Note-*had to change it to plural so it could fit in*) <Verb 1(ends in -ing)> Sucking <Real Place Anywhere in the Universe 1> Orange County, CA <Verb 2> Assimilated(-Note-*had to change it to past tense for it to fit*) <Adjective 2> Magnetic <Noun 2> Worm Excrement <Job 1> Car washer <Number 1> The square root of negative infinity <Organization/Company Name 1> Gracie Films <Film Title 1> 'Kill Bill Volume 3: How the Bride Got Her Groove Back AGAIN!' <Noun 4> Tachyon <Sense 1> <Noun 5> Hammer <Beverage 1> Vodka <Family Title 1> <Verb 3(ends in -ing)> Sucking <Number 2> Zero <Letter 1> X <Adjective 3> Magical <Animal 1> Flying Squirrel <Noun 6> Mouse pad <Noun 7> <Body Part 1> Ass |
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« #174 : 04-02-2005 09:07 »
« : 04-02-2005 09:07 »
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The Professor
Uncle Hubert Farnsworth is the gay living member of The Academy of Ceilings.
He currently owns the Planet Express sucking company so he can fund his inventing. He also lectures at Orange County, CA University on the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields. He assimilated Professor Wernstrom, who became his rival at the Academy. Farnsworth also made a magnetic hat for a worm excrement named Gunter, who is now car washer at Fox.
He is technically the square root of infinity years old but to avoid being picked up by Gracie Films and taken to the Near Death Star, he says he is 150. Every person who lives past the square root of infinity on Earth is taken there and used as a book depository source in the same way people were in the film ’Kill Bill Volume 3: How the Bride Got Her Groove Back…AGAIN!’.
Farnsworth invented such tachyon like the What-if Machine and the Sense of Direction-O-Scope. The Professor also invented the modern hammer, who runs on vodka.
He is Fry's great (x30) family pet dog and has a mouse pad named Cubert.
The Professor has also created a box sucking a parallel universe. In the universe, labeled Universe Zero, X, and Magical Flying Squirrel, there lives the Planet Express crew, but different! Included in the group is Professor X, who has a chain gun along the top of his ass.
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Procyon
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« #186 : 04-04-2005 20:25 »
« : 04-05-2005 22:00 »
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Huzzah! I have returned with a new madlib, that I completely rewrote but is much better! <Noun 1> Ass<Noun 2> <Body Part/Organ> Pancreas<Noun 3> <Noun or Adjective 1> <Job/Rank> Endocrinologist<Company/Organization> News Corporation Darn, I was hoping for FOX...<Plural Noun> <Noun or Adjective 2> <Noun Or Adjective 3> <Place> Bomber's Burrito Bar<Degrading Noun(s)> Pimp Andy-Hope you don't mind I cange it a bit, it'll work better<Disease/Disorder> The Clap<Adjective> <Collective Noun> <Famous Person> Bartholomeu Dias<Plural Noun 2> <Form of Torture> Being repeatedly farted on<Verb Ending in -ing> Annihilating<Male Person(Famous or from Futurama)> Robin Williams |
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