Futurama mad libs!

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First off, thanks to everyone who praised my Zapp lib. Glad you enjoyed it. I never seen RD, so I wouldn't know. For anybody who doesn't know, smegma is a whitish gunk secreted by some glad. In the context of the lib, it's very funny.

Now, back to buisness.

<company> FOX

Edit: TOTPD 

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<Noun 4> thong

Smeg-ma: the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.

Fry: "So that's where those skin flakes went."

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<Verb 1> Exterminate

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<Animal> Chinchilla

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<Noun 5> paper cut

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I'm pretty sure that I'm not that good at writing mad libs, but somehow "flying vagina", "chinchilla", and "paper cut" made me laugh hysterically when I put them in...
Keep 'em coming.

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<noun6>pimpmobile

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<Adverb> Crappily

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*Makes effort not to let thread die*

<noun 2> lunch monster

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<verb 3> ate

(Can I write the next one?)

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<verb 2> Bouncing

I feel so terrible that I have abandoned my own thread for this long. It's okay, Daddy's back... 

Because I'm such a power freak, I have taken the liberty of posting the remaining words:

<adjective 2>
<noun 3>

By all means Shippy...I don't think the next one was called yet, so I guess it's yours!

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Yeah, do the next one Shippy.
Thanks, Rover, for posting too.

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<Noun 3> Rectum

Is it okay if I say the Adjective as well?

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No, because I'm going to.  And because I have an inkling that <adjective 2> will somehow relate to <noune 3>, I'm going to have to say"

<adjective 2> inflamed

Edit: guess not ... oh well ... it still stands.

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I origianally wrote this story while I was reading Futurma Comics #14, but then to add some more blanks I twisted the end a bit.

Finally, the finished lib:

One day, the professor was bending, so the crew decided to do something until the professor finished and gave them another whatsamajigger.  Bender managed to find the blue lunch monster that opened the professor’s enflamed room.  They went into the room and found many unfinished in inventions, such as the helicopter ejector seat.  Among other inventions, Bender found a rectum that made multiple copies of dinosaurs.  He stole the copier, saying that he needed to “wash his thong” as an excuse.  Zoidberg also left, taking a reality generator with him.  The first thing that Zoidberg created was a flying vagina, that was half chinchilla and half paper cut.  The flying vagina began to exterminate crappily. In order to bounce the vaginas, Bender ate many copies of dinosaurs to fight it.  The dinosaurs fought the creature, and the day was saved.  However, to get rid of the dinosaurs, the crew sent them to Charlie Brown’s Bistro where they worked as blacksmiths for fox and were paid 42 pimpmobiles each nanosecond as a salary.  Not bad!

Heh.  I found it amusing...nonetheless, I'm sure that Shippy can write a much better one.   

edited for spelling errors-darn you spell check!

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Good one! What really cracked me up was the professor's "enflamed room" and then Bender's excuse 

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However, to get rid of the dinosaurs, the crew sent them to Charlie Brown’s Bistro where they worked as blacksmiths for fox and were paid 42 pimpmobiles each nanosecond as a salary. Not bad!

What! FOX doesn't pay that much! Just kidding. 
Cool story.

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Once again, the Weird Words of Weiner come into great jokes...flying vaginas...Bender stealing a rectum that makes dinosaurs. Great stuff.

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Overall I would rate it a C+. Okay...not great.  Just kidding; great job, Pupils!

I thought the Charlie Brown's Bistro was pretty funny. They've got really good pie...

Holy shit i_c, you're a Professor! You too Nerd, I noticed earlier. I'm gonna be a Bending Unit forever.  I do my best, dammit!

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~~The Bump of Life~~

Is Shippy going to do this next Mad Lib or not?

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Probably not. She hasn't been here a lot.

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If Shippy doesn't come back by 05-05-05, then someone else should take it over.

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I'm back...I'll go write the lib now. Sorry for ignoring the thread...

EDIT: OK, here's the list:

Noun 1: father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate
Name: Salvador Dali
Adjective 1: delicious
Adjective 2: obnoxious
-Ing Verb 1: gallivanting
Noun 2: pastry
-Ed Verb: jump-ed
-Ing Verb 2:skanking
Adverb: irrelevantly
Planet: Andyland 8
Verb: excrete
Family Member-Plural: aunt's favorite cousin-in-laws
Adjective 3:infected
Animal-Plural: puffins
Noun 3:colon
Noun-Plural: stadia

Let the humor begin!

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<-Ing Verb 1>
gallivanting

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family member - plural: aunt's favorite cousin-in-laws

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Animal-plural: puffins

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Adjective 2: obnoxious

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Planet:Andyland 8

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Let the genius's jokes begin!

Noun 1: Father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate

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Edit: Wait, someone's already done that one...

Plural noun: Stadia

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Nevermind, ^ changed it.

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-ED VERB: Jump-ed

(yes, spelled like that, with the hyphen.  DO IT!

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Adjective 1: delicious

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Noun 2:Pastry

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Name: Salvador Dali

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Adverb: irrelevantly.

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Noun 3: colon

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Adjective 3: infected

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-Ing Verb 2: Skanking

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Verb: excrete