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Andy1234

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« #80 : 03-19-2005 02:18 »

<noun1>Robot devil
<noun2>Bender
<noun3>andy
Leela In Chains

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« #81 : 03-19-2005 11:19 »

Just one, man. And those aren't nouns, either!
i_c_weiner

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« #82 : 03-19-2005 14:04 »

<noun 1> FISH!
Leela In Chains

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« #83 : 03-19-2005 15:59 »
« : 03-19-2005 23:00 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2> Moldy
<Noun 2> Pencil
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3>
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun> Rocks
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5>
<Body Part> Sphincter

It's not a museum piece, this...is the groove...
bender+fry

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« #84 : 03-20-2005 04:00 »

Time for another.

<Plural noun> Rocks
swidzi

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« #85 : 03-20-2005 08:54 »

<Noun 2> Pencil
i_c_weiner

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« #86 : 03-20-2005 10:22 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
Capīn Skusting

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« #87 : 03-20-2005 10:46 »

<adjective #2> moldy
Leela In Chains

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« #88 : 03-20-2005 11:11 »

Odd nouns are left:

<Noun 1>
<Noun 3>
<Noun 5>

"He used a teenage colloquialism, get the tear gas."
JBERGES

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« #89 : 03-20-2005 14:56 »

<Noun 3>  Bacon
Zoidberg227

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« #90 : 03-20-2005 15:24 »

<Noun 1> Fedora
Wooter

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« #91 : 03-20-2005 15:38 »

<noun 5> Ass
Leela In Chains

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« #92 : 03-20-2005 17:07 »

<Adjective 1> Sticky
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2> Moldy
<Noun 2> Pencil
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3> Bacon
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun> Rocks
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5> Ass
<Body Part> Sphincter
 
Oh crap. Sorry Z227, I forgot i_c already filled Noun 1.  :hmpf:
Leela In Chains

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« #93 : 03-20-2005 17:15 »

All About Leela

Turanga Leela is a sticky cycloptic mutant who grew up in the Pleasant Hill Minimum Security Orphanarium. Her parents left her there as a baby, in hopes that she could have a better fish passing as an alien.

Leela was formerly employed at Wal-Mart as Fate Assignment Officer. After a moldy encounter with a defrostee, Fry, she was hired by Planet Express as pencil captain. Undoubtedly the hardest working of the crew; Leela moons the Planet Express ship and coordinates delivery strategy.

By no means is this no-nonsense bombshell strictly business. She still searches for the bacon of her dreams, despite her past failed attempts. Porn model Fry has expressed feelings for his pope, but has been unable to win her affection thus far. Leela also keeps in contact with her rocks, with whom she was recently reunited.

Should you see a gold ponytailed cyclops on the rubber cement, don’t make an explosive comment. If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt!  :laff:
Futurama Nerd

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« #94 : 03-20-2005 17:37 »

 
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If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.
:laff: I was wondering where a bio about Leela went. Nice one LIC  :)
winna

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« #95 : 03-20-2005 17:40 »

<advreb7> kssf> in 54 stdio they fuckde donk
Jicannon

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« #96 : 03-20-2005 17:42 »
« : 03-20-2005 17:42 »

   
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the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.
  :laff: That turned out nicely
bender+fry

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« #97 : 03-21-2005 04:03 »

 
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...Leela moons the Planent Express ship...

 :laff:

Good job LIC! Another job well done.
i_c_weiner

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« #98 : 03-21-2005 16:41 »

 
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If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter.


I knew aphincter was the right body part this time! That was one of the funniest parts we've gotten. And "porn star Fry"...[Farnsworth] Oh my. [/Farnsworth]
Procyon

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« #99 : 03-22-2005 20:27 »
« : 03-22-2005 20:27 »

 
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She still searches for the bacon of her dreams, despite her past failed attempts. Porn model Fry has expressed feelings for his pope, but has been unable to win her affection thus far.

I think that's my favorite line, besides the aforementioned ass-on-sphincter sentence.   :laff:

Keep on the great work LIC, this thread idea was awesome, and you do an great job.
Leela In Chains

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« #100 : 03-23-2005 00:32 »
« : 03-24-2005 23:00 »

Thanx to all! Hey, I've got another lib ready for the 100th post! Hang tight, this is a long one...

<Occupation> Buttwiper
<Adjective 1> Glowing
(Adjective 2 voted off)   :evillaugh:
<Noun 1> Worm excrement
<Verb ending in "ing" 1> Lambasting
<Living thing> Paramecium
<An art/skill> Sucking up
<Noun 2> Gluteus Maximus
<Adjective 3>
<Verb ending in "ing" 2> Brutal murdering
<Noun 3> Scooby snack
<Plural noun 1> Anuses
<Verb 1> Titillate
<Plural noun 2> Nebulae
<Verb 2> Stumble
<Adjective 4> Impotent
<Exclamation> Great Caesar's ghost
<Verb 3> Ghostbusting

Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I...am enlightened. 
JBERGES

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« #101 : 03-23-2005 00:48 »

<Verb ending in "ing" 1> lambasting
bender+fry

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« #102 : 03-23-2005 02:43 »

<Occupation> Buttwiper

It's a job, dammit!
smision

Starship Captain
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« #103 : 03-23-2005 03:40 »

<Exclamation> great caesers ghost

(buttwiper-worst job ever!)
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« #104 : 03-23-2005 15:48 »

<Living thing> paramecium
Shippy Mandy

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« #105 : 03-23-2005 16:02 »

<Verb ending in "ing" 2> brutally murdering

(These are freaking hilarious! I laughed out loud at them, especially the Leela one.)
Prof. Wernstrum

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« #106 : 03-23-2005 16:17 »

<Plural noun 2> Nebulae
i_c_weiner

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« #107 : 03-23-2005 17:39 »

<Art/Skill> Sucking up
Procyon

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« #108 : 03-23-2005 18:29 »

<Verb 1> titillate
ecks

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« #109 : 03-24-2005 17:16 »

<Noun 3> scooby snack
Kittyminx

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« #110 : 03-24-2005 19:23 »

<Adjective 1> glowing
ecks

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« #111 : 03-25-2005 12:01 »

<Noun 1> worm excramint

...I don't know if I'm allowed to post another one, but this is going slow so... their it is...
i_c_weiner

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« #112 : 03-25-2005 13:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Leela In Chains:
Please, only one posting per user every 1/672 of a fortnight....or 12 hours. That way everybody who cares can contribute.

Anyway...
<Plural Noun 1> Anuses
Leela In Chains

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« #113 : 03-25-2005 14:18 »

Who needs rules? We've only got six words left; so fill away, my loyal subjects!  Must be everybody takes Holy Week off, or something.

i_c, you sure that wouldn't be Anusi:laff:
i_c_weiner

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« #114 : 03-25-2005 14:28 »

In the wake of L_I_C's announcement:

<Noun 2> Gluteus maximus
<Verb 3> Ghostbusting
Leela In Chains

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« #115 : 03-25-2005 15:30 »

I just found that Adjective 2 is unecessary! Wheeeheeheehee! Only 2 left!
JBERGES

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« #116 : 03-25-2005 15:45 »

let's get this finished...

<Verb 2> stumble
<Adjective 4> impotent
Leela In Chains

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« #117 : 03-25-2005 19:39 »
« : 03-25-2005 19:39 »

Last item up for bid: this lovely Adjective 3! Never used, just waiting for substitution. Do I have an opening bid?   :D
ecks

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« #118 : 03-25-2005 20:39 »

Adjective 3 - colorfull
i_c_weiner

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« #119 : 03-25-2005 20:53 »

Yay! With the addition of colorful, we're on the edge of a new Mad Lib unveiling!
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