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bender+fry
Professor
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Time for another.
<Plural noun> Rocks
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Leela In Chains
Bending Unit
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<Adjective 1> Sticky <Town/city> Pleasant Hill <Noun 1> Fish <Company> Wal-Mart <Adjective 2> Moldy <Noun 2> Pencil <Verb (present tense)> Mooning <Noun 3> Bacon <Occupation> Porn model <Title/rank> Pope <Plural noun> Rocks <Colour> Gold <Noun 4> Rubber cement <Adjective 3> Explosive <Noun 5> Ass <Body Part> Sphincter Oh crap. Sorry Z227, I forgot i_c already filled Noun 1.
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Leela In Chains
Bending Unit
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All About LeelaTuranga Leela is a sticky cycloptic mutant who grew up in the Pleasant Hill Minimum Security Orphanarium. Her parents left her there as a baby, in hopes that she could have a better fish passing as an alien. Leela was formerly employed at Wal-Mart as Fate Assignment Officer. After a moldy encounter with a defrostee, Fry, she was hired by Planet Express as pencil captain. Undoubtedly the hardest working of the crew; Leela moons the Planet Express ship and coordinates delivery strategy. By no means is this no-nonsense bombshell strictly business. She still searches for the bacon of her dreams, despite her past failed attempts. Porn model Fry has expressed feelings for his pope, but has been unable to win her affection thus far. Leela also keeps in contact with her rocks, with whom she was recently reunited. Should you see a gold ponytailed cyclops on the rubber cement, dont make an explosive comment. If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter. Ouch, that's gotta hurt!
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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If you do, the next thing you will likely see is the bottom of her ass as it connects with your sphincter. I knew aphincter was the right body part this time! That was one of the funniest parts we've gotten. And "porn star Fry"...[Farnsworth] Oh my. [/Farnsworth]
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Leela In Chains
Bending Unit
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« Reply #100 on: 03-23-2005 01:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-25-2005 00:00 »
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Thanx to all! Hey, I've got another lib ready for the 100th post! Hang tight, this is a long one... <Occupation> Buttwiper <Adjective 1> Glowing (Adjective 2 voted off) <Noun 1> Worm excrement <Verb ending in "ing" 1> Lambasting <Living thing> Paramecium <An art/skill> Sucking up <Noun 2> Gluteus Maximus <Adjective 3> <Verb ending in "ing" 2> Brutal murdering <Noun 3> Scooby snack <Plural noun 1> Anuses <Verb 1> Titillate <Plural noun 2> Nebulae <Verb 2> Stumble <Adjective 4> Impotent <Exclamation> Great Caesar's ghost <Verb 3> Ghostbusting Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I...am enlightened.
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bender+fry
Professor
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<Occupation> Buttwiper
It's a job, dammit!
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Leela In Chains: Please, only one posting per user every 1/672 of a fortnight....or 12 hours. That way everybody who cares can contribute.
Anyway... <Plural Noun 1> Anuses
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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In the wake of L_I_C's announcement:
<Noun 2> Gluteus maximus <Verb 3> Ghostbusting
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Yay! With the addition of colorful, we're on the edge of a new Mad Lib unveiling!
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