Futurama mad libs!

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Good news, everyone! You have successfully completed another lib! Check it out:

Bender

Bender, or Bender Bending Rodriguez, is a decaying unit gone awol. Originally programmed to bend mummified cat heads; Bender left his life of labor, and began concentrating on doing whatever he wanted.

Bender lives at the Conan O’Briens “Walker, Texas Ranger” lever Arms apartment building with his best friend, Fry. He is quite fond of picking whatever looks good, and drinking booze in excess of his fuel cell requirements.

After a few short flings with a Countess, Oprah’s head, and the lima bean Express Ship, Bender seems content in consorting with hookerbots and cheap floozies.

Bender can often be heard whistling facetiously or singing heavy metal songs. He even toured with Right Said Fred, after an incident with a toilet left him temporarily paralyzed.

Bender sure can be a lot of fun to be around, but watch that he doesn’t pick your feces.

Oh, my.     

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Hehe. Great job again LIC.
Hehe, it sounds like lick. 

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That was one of the reasons I picked that avatar when I started submitting to TLZ. Also a tribute to the best rock band ever.     

<Alright! I'm a Delivery Boy!

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Leela in Chains...wordplay on Alice In Chains(good band). Anways, nice thread here. If only I got posting like this on the Survivor thread, it would get faster. Great idea with this.

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Thanx i_c. I proof-read this next one a dozen or so times, so there shouldn't be any screwups on my part. What's my drug of choice?  Well what have you got?         

<Plural living thing> Bacteria
<Noun A> Piano
<Place A> Cafeteria
<Adjective A> Sweet
<Number> 6.022 x 10^23
<A Vehicle> Batmobile
<Colour> Magenta
<Title> Sir
<Noun B> Penis
<Place B> Prison
<Adjective B> Spicy
<Noun C> Pencil
<Adjective C> Epistolary
<Verb ending in "ing"> Syringing

Oooh, they're getting longer!

Hit me.

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<Plural living thing> bacteria

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<Noun A> Piano

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<Colour> Magenta

EDIT: What do you know! The three coolest people on earth all posted at the same time! 

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<Noun B> Penis

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Originally posted by Kloudes:
EDIT: What do you know! The three coolest people on earth all posted at the same time!   

Wait, where does that leave me???

<Number> 6.022 x 10^23

Edit: Kudos to anyone other than Nick who knows the significance of that number.

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<Number>: 208

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^Um JDB, ZB277 already posted a number.
<Place B>-prision

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Oh, yeah. I'm an idiot for missing that!
<Place A>: Cafeteria

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<Number> 6.022 x 10^23

Edit: Kudos to anyone other than Nick who knows the significance of that number.

The number of atoms in a mole.

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Can I do another one? If so:
<Noun C>: Pencil

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Hey, all right!  Someone got it!  And the creator of the game, nonetheless!

I couldn't find any Kudos, so will Kodos do?


I'm going to participate twice this round, if you don't mind (read: I don't care if you mind or not, I'm going to take another turn!)

<A vehicle> Batmobile

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Spanx for the Kodos! I don't care if you go again, just clean up when you're done. Buuurn!   

What are we, allergic to adjectives?

Edit: Did any you guys see that leather ad posted earlier? 

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<Verb dealy at the end>Syringing

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<title>sir

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Good job LIC

<Adj C> spicy

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<Adj B/C> epistolary.
Cannon specified that his adjective be adjective C, but it is listed above as adjective B, so just put this one in wherever JI's isn't.

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So he did! I guess I'll just leave it, in case a switch would compromise the humorous effect. Pardon my long-windedness.    Thanx for the heads up.

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<Adj A> sweet

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So, how many of you thought this was going to be about Leela, hmmm?

The Nibblonians

The Nibblonians are an ancient race of bacteria, who seem to be the protectors of the piano. Their home planet is Cafeteria, located at the center of the Universe.

The Nibblonians are small, sweet creatures; with 6.022 x 10^23 eyes and a ferocious appetite. Also, their elimination is widely used for batmobile fuel, known as Magenta Matter.

Sir Nibbler is a Nibblonian currently working undercover on Earth. He was adopted by Leela as a penis when he was stationed on Prison 6. He has made it his duty to look after Fry, “The Spicy One”, lest he be needed in battling threats against the pencil.

Don’t be fooled by the rainbows and bright colors; the Nibblonians are epistolary, able creatures. However, they are not above a good syringing.

Good stuff, mates!

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adopted as a penis...Wow. No wonder Leela loves animals so much.

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"The Spicy One"
  I am so easily amused...

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Originally posted by Venus:
adopted as a penis...Wow. No wonder Leela loves animals so much.

I guess she just gets lonely sometimes...   

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so so so lonly

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Nice, very nice. I cracked up at the Leela comment.

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Great job again LIC! 

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Don't worry, comrades! I'll try to get a new lib started by tomorrow. Peace out! 

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We're back in business! This shoulds keeps ya's all busys.

<Adjective 1>
<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
<Noun 1> Fish
<Company> Wal-Mart
<Adjective 2>
<Noun 2>
<Verb (present tense)> Mooning
<Noun 3>
<Occupation> Porn model
<Title/rank> Pope
<Plural noun>
<Colour> Gold
<Noun 4> Rubber cement
<Adjective 3> Explosive
<Noun 5>
<Body Part> Sphincter

It's not a museum piece, this...is the groove...

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<Town/city> Pleasant Hill
What ya mean you never heared of it?

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<Verb (present tense)> Mooning

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<Title/rank> Pope

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<occupation>porn model
<colour>Gold

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<Adjective 3> Explosive

Why the third one, you ask?  I'll tell you ... because!

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<Company> Wal-Mart

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<body part> Sphincter

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<Noun 4> Rubber Cement