Futurama mad libs!

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The following stupidity is the reward for all of your, the participants, participation. Thanx for participating!   

edit for stupid title:
Doctor Z

A Decapodian relocated to Earth, Dr. John Zoidberg has been the company buttwiper at Planet Express for many years. However, his medical skills leave much to be desired.

Dr. Zoidberg is a glowing, homeless, worm excrement-lambasting lobster who despite his boasting, knows little to nothing of paramecium anatomy. This is due to the fact that he was only trained in Decapodian sucking up while on his home gluteus maximus.

A seemingly colourful character, Dr. Zoidberg can become angry if pushed hard enough. For example, brutal murdering season is not a good time to get on his bad side. But most of the time Zoidberg is a good-natured, if not annoying scooby snack, who enjoys spending time with his anuses; whether they want him around or not.

When not titillating, the good doctor can be found looking for feasts in local nebulae. If he stumbles something of yours, you’d better be impotent on your feet. Because he’ll let out a “Great Caesar’s ghost!” and ghostbust away before you know it.

WOO! TOTPD! whatever that means...

[Reply #121 on:]

meh... i've read beter... my COLOURFUL addition actualy fit in pretty well!

....by well I mean horrible... and by addition I mean DO ANOTHER ONE! teehee! teehee!

[Reply #122 on:]

Not the best, to be sure. I'm running out of material!

[Reply #123 on:]

While not as funny as the previous ones, definitely had some funny lines. Especially the anuses one. One again good job LIC, I was actually about to get that Top of the page dance, but you stole it, and I'm not sureif you were being saracastic or not when you said that you didnt know what it meant, so I put it in anyways. Wow, that made little sense.

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Ohhhhhh! Top of the page dance! Now I get it. Seriously, I was a sheltered child.

[Reply #125 on:]

Yes, once again, my butt joke has stolen the show. Nice job with this on LIC. Another great Mad Lib. And, because of the comment in the first post of having a Mad Lib if you'd like, I think I'll try to do a Mad Lib either this next time or the time after next if you already have one planned.

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Is it ok if I do one? does anyone mind? If it comes out funny I'll make a picture for it...

[Reply #127 on:]

Actually, I'm about to start one. Just give me a few minutes to finish it up and post the stuff.

[Reply #128 on:]

Here, after some searching, I found a dancing bean for LIC's TOTPD. Here is his story:



Bob was a happy bean growing up. He lived in fertile soil, recieved plenty of sunlight, and it rained atleast once a week. But Bob lived a sheltered life. He never knew what beans were for until he was picked and crammed into a tim can with his brother and sisters. hey said Bob went crazy that day. He wasn't expecting this. The other beans knew and were prepared. Bob wasn't. And so he went crazy and did the crazy dance. The End

I've got way too much time on my hands

[Reply #129 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Actually, I'm about to start one. Just give me a few minutes to finish it up and post the stuff.

OK! I call next after I_C_W! I sayed it! I called it!

[Reply #130 on:]

You sayed it? Ahem.

It's about time! I'd love to see what you guys have. I'm psyched. Go i_c! And ecks, too.

BTW, nice bean, Procyon. I was only a little frightened. 

[Reply #131 on:]

Here it is!

-Note-I had to edit some of the words so they could fit. Smart me didn't say the parts of speech the right way. Changes are like plural and past tense. Also, I added some that I had forgotten.

<Title 1> Uncle
<Adjective 1> Gay
<Noun 1> Ceilings(-Note-*had to change it to plural so it could fit in*)
<Verb 1(ends in -ing)> Sucking
<Real Place Anywhere in the Universe 1> Orange County, CA
<Verb 2> Assimilated(-Note-*had to change it to past tense for it to fit*)
<Adjective 2> Magnetic
<Noun 2> Worm Excrement
<Job 1> Car washer
<Number 1> The square root of negative infinity
<Organization/Company Name 1> Gracie Films
<Film Title 1> 'Kill Bill Volume 3: How the Bride Got Her Groove Back AGAIN!'
<Noun 4> Tachyon
<Sense 1>
<Noun 5> Hammer
<Beverage 1>
<Family Title 1>
<Verb 3(ends in -ing)> Sucking
<Number 2> Zero
<Letter 1> X
<Adjective 3> Magical
<Animal 1> Flying Squirrel
<Noun 6> Mouse pad
<Noun 7>
<Body Part 1> Ass

[Reply #132 on:]

<Film Title 1> "Kill Bill vol.3: How the Bride got her groove back AGAIN!"

[Reply #133 on:]

Holy Hemhorroids, Batman! That's a juicy lib! 1, 2, 3...22? Damn.

I call <Flim Title 1> Fight Club 

[Reply #134 on:]

Oh, shit. You beat me to it!   

<Company/Org name> Gracie Films

<<<Hey, I just realized that I'm a Bending Unit! Wheeeeeheeheeheehee! Everybody do the Bender...

[Reply #135 on:]

This is a great Lib so far. Yes, I shall do the Bender. *Does The Bender*

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<Number 1> The square root of negative infinty

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<Animal 1> Flying Squirrel

[Reply #138 on:]

Prof. Wern's fit in nicely. Keep it coming.

[Reply #139 on:]

<Body Part 1> Ass

...Well, what did you expect?

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<Real Place Anywhere in the Universe 1> Orange County, CA

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acording to the rules I think I can post again... and I will!

<Verb 1> sucking

[Reply #142 on:]

HAHAHAHA! The ass is gonna work well, and so is Orange County, CA. Keep it coming!

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<Number 2> zero

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<Title 1> Uncle

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<Adjective> gay

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<Noun 2> Worm excrement

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<Letter 1> X

[Reply #148 on:]

@smision- Which adjective do you want "gay" to be?

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<Verb 3 (ends in 'ing'> sucking

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<Adjective 2> Magnetic

[Reply #151 on:]

oh, sorry i_c_weiner... uh, the default adjective I guess, so <adjective 1>

What the hell...
<adjective 3> magical

[Reply #152 on:]

This sounds really good. Keep it coming!

-Edit-
I forgot one of the things, so newly added is <Job 1>.

[Reply #153 on:]

<Letter 1(or is it 2?)>D

I really have to check on this more often. Great job LIC, love the Dr.Z one 

[Reply #154 on:]

I accidentally put <Letter 1> in twice because it is in the Mad Lib twice.

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<Job  1> Car washer

[Reply #156 on:]

That sounds pretty funny.

Wow! I've gotten to Starship Captain already! This has to be pretty fast to get from 0 to over 500 posts in a little more than two months.

[Reply #157 on:]

congrats ICW!!! Keep it classy!

<Noun 6> a mouse pad

[Reply #158 on:]

That sounds very funny.

[Reply #159 on:]

<Verb 2> Assimilate