Futurama mad libs!

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<Famous Person> Bartholomeu Dias

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<Place> Bomber's Burrito Bar

Mmmm, burritos. 

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Alright, list updated. We need more nouns! (and adjectives!)

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<noun 2> flying toaster

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<Adjective> Smegging

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<Noun or Adjective 2> cromulent

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<Plural Noun> shotguns

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<Noun 3> Cabbage

Where'd everybody go? Get back here!! 

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<Plural Noun 2> Zombie Oscar Winners

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<Collective Noun> Armada

One left, I believe: <Noun or Adjective 1>

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Sorry for neglecting my madlib duties. Since you alread said what was left, I'll be lazy and not updaye the list.

This definitely is going to be a funny madlib!

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<Noun or Adjective 1>Planet Express Crew

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**Deleted**

I wonder what the "Noun or Adjectives" will be like.

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Noun or Adjectives- One where either could work and still be funny. Ok, it should be up soon, I just need Noun or Adjective 1 not to be a proper noun Andy, or it really doesn't work right. Hope that's ok...

Edit: I also need Noun or Adjective 3

You shouldn't have deleted yours i_c_weiner!

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Yeah i_c, the last we need is less words! 

I'll wait until really late to post, because I've already submitted nearly a quarter of this lib's content.  Give someone else a chance...

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**UNDELETED**
<Noun or Adjective 3> Pubicly Hairy

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Yeah, people kinda lose interest, then appaer when the new lib is up.

I still need N & A 1, because Andy's proper noun doesn't work

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<N or A 1> Banana 

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What is it that makes a man go neutral? Lust for cabbage? Flying toasters? Or were you born with a pancreas full of neutrality?

He is the man with no ass… Zapp Brannigan!

Otherwise known as the Big Banana, Zapp Brannigan is the most decorated Endocrinologist of News Corporation. Using tactics such as sending wave after wave of his own shotguns until the enemy is defeated, Zapp has claimed victor over the Kill Bots, the pacifists of the Cromulent Nebula, and of course the Publicly Hairy Balls of Bomber’s Burrito Bar.

But beneath the façade, Zapp Brannigan is nothing but a pimp only worthy of being a FOX executive. Suffering from a very smegma-nous case of The Clap has caused Zapp to remain a virgin until he met Leela, who was on a mission to save the armada of Vergon 6, while upholding Bartholomeu Dias Law. However, he did have the fabled snu-snu (something hormonal teenage zombie Oscar winners dream of having one day) with the large women of the Planet Amazonia while sentenced to death by repeated farting. He is still alive today, annihilating homosexual songs and nearly fathering hologram’s and Robin Williams’ children.

    You have to admit some of those came out perfect. The smegging one I had to fudge since it wasn't real word, so I found the word closest in the dictionary (smegma), which just makes it even more hilarious. If you don't know what it means, please look it up!

Anyways, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

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Kudos, Procyon! Great job!

Pubicly Hairy Balls of Bomber's Burrito Bar...excuse me while I change my shorts.    I'm sure death by repeated farting would not be a pleasant way to go.

I really have to get another good lib written, so I can recover from my Zoidberg one.   

edit: Anybody live in/been to Albany, NY? Bomber's is a real place, on Lark St. in Albany. They have the best burritos ever conceived!

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Thanks! And good luck with your new lib. I actually erased my Zapp one 3 times before I got it right.

Thanks i_c_weiner for that line (Publicly Hairy) I'd never thought of that, and it's one of my favorite lines.

Thanks LIC for giving like 1/4th of the content, and reviewing. Where'd everybody go? 

Sorry I was so lazy guys in posting, I hope the Zapper makes up for it!

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Once again, my lines (pubicly hairy and zombie Oscar winners) made great jokes. I'm just too good for this!

Anyway, good luck with the next Lib, whoever's doing it. I'd rather do my best with the filling in.

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Originally posted by Procyon:The smegging one I had to fudge since it wasn't real word

"Smeg" (Along with several variations - "smegging", "smeggy", "smeghead"...) is a random expletive made up for everyone's second-favourite sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.

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what dose "smeg" mean?ive tried looking it up and its not in there and on RD2 DVD, they went off without telling.

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There are rumours that it is a shortened form of "smegma", but the official explanation is that they just wanted a word that sounded futuristic and vaguely offensive without really meaning anything specific and which could be used in a lot of places where you would normally put in a swear word. Back when the BBC had some level of standards this happened a lot in sitcoms with either curse words being made up or some obscure term that noone had used for decades being revitalised e.g. "Plonker" in Only Fools and Horses or "Naff" in Porridge.

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Faaaaaascinating. 

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Really cool thread, guys! LIC, awesome idea! Well done you other guys too!

Can I just ask a stupid question? Why do the Mad-Lib writers already have a whole pile of words already written out when they first post the words they want? Doesn't it make more sense to just write a paragraph, and then ask a bunch of people who do not know anything about the story for the blanks? Is there something there I have not understood?

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Polymorph, first of all, welcome to PEEL. Second of all, there did, in fact, use to be blanks, but once someone offered a suggestion, the writer edited his message to show that the blank was taken. Anyhoo, welcome!

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Thanks for the welcome!

Ah...I see...of course!

  I feel stupid now, which is deserved   

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Nobody has been posting here for a while, so I decided to make a new mad lib...I can't let this thread die!

I'll update the list every day or so.

<verb ending in –ing> bending
<noun 1> whatsamajigger
<adjective 1> blue
<noun 2> lunch monster
<adjective 2>
<name of an invention> helicopter ejector seat
<noun 3>
<plural noun> dinosaurs
<noun 4> thong
<imaginary creature name> flying vagina
<animal> chinchilla
<noun 5> paper cut
<verb 1> exterminate
<adverb> crappily
<verb 2> bouncing
<verb 3> ate
<location> Charlie Brown's Bistro
<occupation> blacksmith
<company> Fox
<number> 42
<noun 6> pimpmobile
<unit of time> nanosecond

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<verb ending in -ing>Bending

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<imaginary creature name> [Looks at M0levania Nationstate] Flying vagina

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<unit of time>Nanosecond(if plaural=Nanoseconds)

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<Invention> Helicopter ejector seat

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<occupation> Blacksmith

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Hey SP, thanx for stepping in! I still haven't written a lib worthy of posting...

<Location> Charlie Brown's Bistro

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Hilarous lib Procyon  Goodie. And I hope more people will step in, I really like this thread.

<number> 42

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<noun 1> whatsamajigger

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<adjective 1>Blue

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<plural noun> dinosaurs