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Melllvar
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The president of Khakistan (yep, still going) welcomes the new thread, oh, and any new nations to the region of PEEL.
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futuramafreak
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« Reply #2 on: 10-30-2004 19:55 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2004 19:55 »
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Stated in the old thread: I've moved The Empire of The Sunset Forces to PEEL and have chosen EA3 in East New America. Now what do I do? [edit] Also, can and how do I expand, because it would be awesome to have a New Sunset Forces in a place with some snow. I ask because I see all the open spots in the Far East. |
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Just use your imagination and bide your time. Nurdbotia didn't just annex, it was given some territory as well.
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CyberKnight
Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 10-30-2004 20:56 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2004 20:56 »
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Yay! Someone finally used my title! Episode Number's wrong, though....  Anyway, quoted from the previous thread - a little background reading: Episode I : NationstatesEpisode II : After The RevolutionEpisode III : The Epic ContinuesEpisode IIIA : When Nations Attack (Failed Thread) Episode IV : The New World BeckonsEpisode V : Welcome to ParadiseEpisode VI : The Neverending Story Part ¶Episode VII (or VI + 1/2)  : The Fall of the RepublicOn a more serious note, please keep the bug reports coming. So far I think I've managed to squash a couple of bugs which were preventing descriptions from being uploaded. By the way, Six, did you manage to sort out the Space Treaty or did you want me still to change it? I ask because both Slimmy and Sargus are now Admins. EDIT: Oh yeah, and what I'll probably do shortly is post a map of the entire region, with up-to-date area codes and assignments, just to be clear. |
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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*Labels the last thread 'special Edition'*
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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In response to Nurdy's pestering, I found the scattered remnants of my people, whipped them into following me to a new land, and established The Republic of totalnerdonia.
The Republic of Totalnerdonia
Motto: "Phuc yourself!" (May be changed to simply "Hail TNUK!"
UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Fair
Political Freedoms: Few
Location: the West Pacific (Soon to move to PEEL)
The Republic of Totalnerdonia is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Crime is moderate. Totalnerdonia's national animal is the hyperactive sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fossilized kneecap.
I plan to sell sex slaves to Nurbotia, as requested, in order to build up my economy.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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To the new nations: Please stay! and feel free to invent stuff and make events happen in your nations and junk.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Speli: The 1st one is so Retro, stick with it.
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CyberKnight
Urban Legend
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Ooh, lots of stuff to get through.... Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Can I have the number one spot in West New America, please? Sounds easy to remember. Yep. Originally posted by futuramafreak:
CK: Sorry to be picky, but it's The Sunset Forces, not squad. Done. Too much Futurama.  Originally posted by Speli:
The Federation of Pyrexonia is inquiring it's fellow nations' opinion on this:
Which flag looks better for our nation?
Personally, I reckon the first one. Originally posted by Ben:
Heh, New Salchara is being eaten by the T-Rex head that is Dvorakia and Slimmy. Or you could argue it's its tongue. Originally posted by futuramafreak:
[edit] CK: when you go to the Uncharted Nations in PWF, there's nothing there. Don't know if that's a bug or not.
It's a bug, but one of those which is there because I haven't done anything about it. Originally posted by Alliteration:
Could you squeeze my nation The Holy Empire of Aggressive Cyclopes into the second slot of East New America? Yep. Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Also, we humbly request to be placed in E03 in the Eastern Outlying Territories. As for other information on PEELStates that doesn;t seem to be player-editable...
PEEler: Nerd-o-rama
Founded: 10/28/04 (or whatever that translates to on you calendar.)
Noun: Nerdoramian
Plural: Nerdoramians
Adjective: Nerdoramian
Capital City: Nerdoraburg Request granted. That other stuff should become player-editable soon. Originally posted by Zed 85:
Kh'yorvard (or Ħ'ėrvard in the Zlevic alphabet) - Remember, it's named after the Russian role-play maps that we stole inspired us when we created the New Americas Bah. Implemented. |
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Nurdbotia would like to trade Nerdor 50 Class B Battleships for this Uranium.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Nurdbotia will look into this, if anyone in our nation is guilty of it they will soon know.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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You ask for it in this thread. It's called roleplaying and using your imagination.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Damn, I Miss the Nurdbotian News Network icon.
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transgender nerd under canada
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #35 on: 10-31-2004 20:03 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 20:03 by totalnerduk »
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Nerdor: We believe that "a better offer" goes like this:
An Nurdbotian aircraft carrier, 25 Roscoe tanks made in Pyrexonia, 170 sex slaves, 30 erotic dancers, and a metric ton of used underwear.
In exchange for 3% of your uranium production, plus the loan of your six top nuclear tech guys for six months. Oh, if you'll up it to 5%, then we'll pledge our alliance, and we'll throw in a consignment of 2000 "ERIC" type assault rifles. They're called "ERIC" because of the number of banana-clips they can take. One underneath, and one on each side as well. The triple-muzzled "ERIC" type assault rifle is to be manufactured in large quantities from next Wednesday, as part of our arms-mongering type thingy.
It's a good deal, trust me. Nurdbotia didn't get nearly as high a proportion of dancers...
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 10-31-2004 20:35 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 20:35 »
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Well, well, well...
That sounds like a wonderful deal.
[ooc]As long as we have the understanding and this goes for Nurdbotia too that the Uranium is a one-shot deal, and not an annual cut of our production. I merely used the percentage because I'm not good at estimating scale as to how many tons of Uranium I was talking about[/ooc]
I think the people of Nerdor would prefer, however, to forgo the underwear and request an additional aircraft carrier or double the number of tanks. We can make our own panties, thank you, and do not need third-hand Nurbotian wear. This deal is tentatively official pending a counter-offer from Nurdbotia - if they do not respond soon, consider it sealed. However, I'm almost positive that I can get a better deal on small arms, so I'll stick with your basic proposal. [ooc]Also, there's no way in Hell a triple-barelled assault rifle would work.[/ooc]
The USSN would also like to announce that they will be hiring any retired military officers from older nations as training consultants for the next few months. Wages based on experience and reputation of the military served.
[ooc]Also, CK, I don't seem to be in the World Factbook anywhere, especially not in the EOT like I requested. Just FYI.[/ooc]
EDIT: To futuramafreak - what type of arms are we talking about here? I could really use a reliable and easily reverse-engineered assault rifle, as well as some artillery. Come to think of it, our COMECON comrades could easily do so in the form of various Kalachnikovs. If Nurdbotia wants to own our government even more, they can provide them. Otherwise, some of my government agents can be relied upon to reach an agreement with the Sunset Forces' black market arms dealers.
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futuramafreak
Urban Legend
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« Reply #37 on: 10-31-2004 20:51 »
« Last Edit on: 10-31-2004 20:51 »
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The Empire of The Sunset Forces and The Holy Empire of Aggressive Cyclopes have made a document that consitutes combined military efforts, free trade of anything, even if traded with other nations, and promised aid if needed. This way we both have a surplus of food and guns. If anyone would like to trade with us, we specialize in arms manufacturing and trout farming. [edit] Also, The Sunset Forces Air Force (SFAF) has a butt-load of all these planes painted black if anyone would trade land or sea units, for I haven't figured that out yet. |
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M0le
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[ooc]Oh great, I miss out on one day and I don't even get to suggest a thread title: Episode VII: Revenge of the Spiff [/ooc] Ivorila would like to take the chance to welcome all new nations to PEEL, from Totalnerdonia to Aggressive Cyclopes. Ivorila will give a small grant towards Nerdor for its military budget, and if Nerdor is interested, we would like to negotiate a trade agreement with your nation for small arms weapons as well as some decommissioned White Legion battle tanks. Black Legion units are strictly not allowed to fall into foreign hands, but White Legion equipment is easily tradable on the market in the forms of tanks, gunships, and arms. Even as we speak, our Nerdor Ambassador has received the necessary files for any kind of trade agreement. New Ivorilian News: Bridge Completed!The bridge between the two island states in New Ivorila's Western Outling Region, has been officially completed. The badly named "bridge" has been built under the water, in three seperate tunnels. This new bridge serves to ease travelling problems within the two island states. More news later. |
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