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CyberKnight

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« on: 06-26-2003 17:16 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 17:16 »

The new NationStates thread. Wow, 4th one so far.

By the way, it looks like the Queendom of Nibblonia will cease to exist tomorrow (unless Vacation mode is on). MuDeAl forces should be prepared...
zozer

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« Reply #1 on: 06-26-2003 17:20 »

Ha! with the discovery of firarms, zozaria frees itself from nurdbotia  :D 
*now expirimenting with WMD*
The Names Nick

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« Reply #2 on: 06-26-2003 17:27 »

Hay, uhh, Zozer you seen my nations Flag? Its kinda like your sig but smaller.
Teral

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« Reply #3 on: 06-26-2003 17:27 »

Going from spears and rcoks to firearms and highexplosives within a day.

What is this? "Battlefield: Earth"?  :p
zozer

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« Reply #4 on: 06-26-2003 17:27 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 17:27 »

lemme see nick. 
CyberKnight

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« Reply #5 on: 06-26-2003 17:30 »

I've already got a name for the next thread:

NationStates 5 : The Empires Strike Back.  :D
The Names Nick

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« Reply #6 on: 06-26-2003 17:32 »

 
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Originally posted by zozer:
lemme see nick. 

 http://nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=otimism 
Nurdbot

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« Reply #7 on: 06-26-2003 17:49 »

A Dossier of the event's that has happen to Nurdbotia in the last 26 years, acording to the Nurdbotian Calender.

AR-1917:Nurdbot Tzar Ist Overthrown. People's Republic of Nurdbotia announced.
-Nurdbotia gives entire Empire Independence.
AR-1918:Many New Nation's are declared, Zedoljev and Nurdbotia become Trading Partners.
AR-1920: Nurdbotia begins clearing Clyclopian Sea for Floating City's to be built in.
AR-1921:The Slimmy Incident. West-peelistan brakes away from The Empire of Slimmy. Most Nation's support West-peelistan and non-violence. Nurdbotia gives The EOS 500 MiG 50's for free to curb the rebel's. The Federation of Teral and Nixorbanian's furious. Nurdbotia forced to take back MiG's and is stripped from they're alliance.
AR-1922:Nurdbotia finds 500 tonnes of gold from sunken Badgermashian Transport. Gives some to Slimmy. FOT and Nixorbania demands Gold, which Nurdbotia returns. MuDeAl application for Nurdbotia turned down.
AR-1923:First Floating city opened.
-Thank's to Welle's-Ville, Nurdbotia's Catgirl's population rises once more.
-The Slavlic becomes a Senoir currency, a hundred Slavlic's outside Nurdbotia could give you a lifetime of luxary in Welle's-Ville.
AR-1925:Nurdbotian economy starts to climb upwards again.
-Plans for Underground City are unfurled as Nurdbotia's population hit's 500 Million.
AR-1927:Zedoljev design's MiG 85 and T-85 Tanks. Nurdbotia help's build in return for Nurdbotian Car's. MiG 50's scrapped.
AR-1929:Nurdbotian Navy starts massive overhaul of all ship's after 500-Million Slavlic budget. First Class A Nurdbotian Aircraft Carrier built.
AR-1930:Neo-Nazi's seize Jet-Plane full of Minister on way to West PEEListan. Crisis averted with Clyclopian boarding Plane and Spetznatz forces.
AR-1931:Bloodia is formed. They lose a Virus which later turn's out to be act of Urallian Terrorism. Nurdbotia find's evidence of planned Virus drop.
-First Underground City Built.
AR-1932:The Bloodian Crisis. Bloodia builds Ultimate Laser, which aggrivates Astrolia which leads to Nurdbotia, Slimmoleon Empire and Zedoljev to contain weapon in complex on boarder.
-The Ziskowit disapears and is found again-empty.
-Nurdbotia's economy becomes Powerhouse. The People are rich and happy
AR-1933:Nogo-Nogo sends Nurdbotia it's first Mech unit's
-Nurdbotian Population hit's 600 Million.
-Nurdbotian Army is the 2nd largest Army on PEEL.
AR-1934:Zedoljev discovers Huge Continental Island to colonise. Nurdbotia take the South Western area plus the Islands.
-The People's Republic of South Slimmy is created. Nurdbotia gives the new Nation a huge Slavlic grant.
-Skelelton's of Passengers and Ziskowit crew found on Island outside the Nurdbotian Colony.
AR-1935:Nurdbotia and Slimoneon Nation's divide western Island.
-Dinosaur's are discovered they're.
-Urallian's discovered on Island, Guerrila fights begin.
AR-1936:Nurdbotia and former Empire celibrates 25 Years into Communism and Independece.
-Colony named Nurdostroiksa, Pez becomes Vice-Chairman of Nurdbotia.
AR-1937:Urallian's start massive Sea conflicts with all Colony Nation's, Including Nurdbotia. Nurdbotia help's FOT and Zedoljevian convoys.
-Battle of The Red Convoy won, huge bounty of Urallian Prisoners taken.
-Nurdbotia send's Aircraft Carrier's to help MuDeAl forces with fallen Melllvania.

Nurdbotia has risen greatly.
Gocad

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« Reply #8 on: 06-26-2003 17:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 17:57 »

   
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Originally posted by CyberKnight:
The new NationStates thread. Wow, 4th one so far.

By the way, it looks like the Queendom of Nibblonia will cease to exist tomorrow (unless Vacation mode is on). MuDeAl forces should be prepared...


Good thing Nogo-Nogo is an Armed Republic. Otherwise we would run out of deployable units soon...    ;)


Nogo-Nogo also supports the title for the next NationStates thread.   :D

Although we think that "Empire" should be replaced with "Armed Republic"...


CyberKnight

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« Reply #9 on: 06-26-2003 18:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
AR-1930:Neo-Nazi's seize Jet-Plane full of Minister on way to West PEEListan. Crisis averted with Clyclopian boarding Plane and Spetznatz forces.

*Ahem*. Shouldn't that be "Cyberian boarding plane?"  ;).

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Nurdbotia has risen greatly.

Indeed. The President of the DRNC takes this opportunity to congratulate Nurdbotia on it's many great achievements.
zozer

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« Reply #10 on: 06-26-2003 18:06 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 18:06 »

 http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=zozaria

and heres zozaria

its pimpin' ain't it?
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Zed 85

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« Reply #11 on: 06-26-2003 19:10 »

Pretty flag - too large - but pretty  :)

Well it does so appear that the Queendom of Nibblonia has crumbled into anarchy. Zedoljan forces just cannot spare the troops right now unfortunately.  :hmpf:
The Names Nick

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« Reply #12 on: 06-26-2003 19:14 »

hay zozer I just moved my new nation to nona n its got a kick ass flag.
zozer

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« Reply #13 on: 06-26-2003 19:25 »

you wanna be the un deligate?
The Names Nick

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« Reply #14 on: 06-26-2003 19:28 »

I dont care to join the UN.
zozer

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« Reply #15 on: 06-26-2003 19:32 »

tho bad you cant do war :(
The Names Nick

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« Reply #16 on: 06-26-2003 19:37 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 19:37 »

Rolling Thunda is not capable of waging war, but Otimism sure as hell is.
zozer

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« Reply #17 on: 06-26-2003 19:44 »

lets attack cyberia.
Teral

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« Reply #18 on: 06-26-2003 20:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Zed 85:
Pretty flag - too large - but pretty   :)

Well it does so appear that the Queendom of Nibblonia has crumbled into anarchy. Zedoljan forces just cannot spare the troops right now unfortunately.   :hmpf:

Don't worry, we'll handle this one. True if it were an oversea country, we couldn't react either, but since Nibblonia border on southern Teral we wont need a naval taskforce. Reserve formations of the Terallian Guard have already crossed the border, and are making good progress in the lowlands of northern Nibblonia. We expect to secure the capital of Giraffina within 6 hours.
zozer

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« Reply #19 on: 06-26-2003 20:35 »

The peel region has nothing to do with our peel does it?
FemJesse

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« Reply #20 on: 06-26-2003 20:42 »

Why, did you declare war on it?
zozer

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« Reply #21 on: 06-26-2003 20:44 »

no. i was about to join dixia
FemJesse

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« Reply #22 on: 06-26-2003 20:53 »

Hey I made a nation:  Mobsylafia!

The Disputed Territories of Mobsylafia is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The small, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A robust private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Mobsylafia's national animal is the sand worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the laser bread.
zozer

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« Reply #23 on: 06-26-2003 22:21 »

zozaria's people are oppressed.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #24 on: 06-27-2003 01:48 »

Put Zozaria where Melllvania used to be and Mobsylafia where Archieville used to be on the map's.

Nurdbotia apologises to Cyberia for the typo, would you like a harem of our World Famous Anime Cat girls?
The Names Nick

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« Reply #25 on: 06-27-2003 02:25 »

You should move you nation to PEEL or Nona, FemJ.

Also Zozer I was unable to find cyberia in PEEL; this being the case Im not going to wage war against it. Maybe Ill help you attack a weak nation thats located in PEEL.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #26 on: 06-27-2003 02:31 »

A: Cyberia is a senoir Nation and it can kick your ass.
B :Don't touch it, you don't want Nurdbotia on your back with the highest Population, Consciption and one of the biggest army's in PEEL, do you?
Australian Guy

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« Reply #27 on: 06-27-2003 03:10 »

Zozer you know we have a policy of arms control, any one who doesnt already have them isnt allowed.
Dont mnake us forcbaly disarm you.
CyberKnight

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« Reply #28 on: 06-27-2003 03:28 »

 
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Originally posted by The Names Nick:
Also Zozer I was unable to find cyberia in PEEL; this being the case Im not going to wage war against it. Maybe Ill help you attack a weak nation thats located in PEEL.

"New Cyberia" is in PEEL. I wouldn't attack, though. The recently upgraded NCDF would wipe the floor with you, not to mention our Mutual Protection Pacts  :D.

Also, New Cyberia accepts the gracious gift of Nurdbotia. We are glad the typo is nothing more sinister.  :)
Gocad

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« Reply #29 on: 06-27-2003 04:39 »

Nogo-Nogo is excited about the fresh meat, err, new nations in the PEEL region and offers them a pair of the famous Nogotian Sloth as a gift. You can take them. They're free.
Tweek

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« Reply #30 on: 06-27-2003 05:03 »

Tweeklandia is also pleased to see new people and hopes they are all in or about to join the PEEL region, we have plenty of weapons to sell to countries we like  :)
Teral

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« Reply #31 on: 06-27-2003 05:22 »

The Federation always welcome new markets for our effecient service conglomerates to dominate.

The Federation of Teral, your first choice when it comes to information technology.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #32 on: 06-27-2003 07:04 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2003 07:04 »

MiG 85's patrolling Neutral Air Space have spotted a heavy Urallian fleet, complete with three class B Aircraft Carrier's and on these Carrier's are Nurdbotia's old Fighters, the MiG 50's.

This fleet look's tough and it is big, at least sixty ship's all together not counting the Cruisers and possible Submarines.

Nurdbotia suggest's that Zedoljev and The Federation of Teral to combine they're fleet along with Nurdbotia's and seek out this huge fleet.

Also, Chairman Nurdbot gives Cyberia a Cataloge of Sexy Anime Cat Girl's for his harem. We still owe you for the Jet-Crisis. Felicia look's good, minor D-Cup, Pink Hair and red eyes...
Gocad

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« Reply #33 on: 06-27-2003 08:44 »

 
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Originally posted by CyberKnight:
By the way, it looks like the Queendom of Nibblonia will cease to exist tomorrow (unless Vacation mode is on). MuDeAl forces should be prepared...

The Queendom of Nibblonia is history. The Nogotian Army is prepared to dispatch a few Divisions as part of MuDeAl stabilization force.
Teral

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« Reply #34 on: 06-27-2003 10:14 »

Federation troops cossed the border only minutes after riots broke out (we do share a border afterall).

Wvwn though the capital of Giraffina is located only 45 minuts drive from the Nibblonian-Terallian border, it tooks us almost 4 hours to reach the outskirts after an encounter with rogue elements of the Nibblonian army. 3 hours later we had the capital under control, and started pressing south, heading for the southern shore. Thanks to the flat nature og Nibblonia we are making rapid progress, adne xpect to have the entire northern part of the coountry under control within 12 hours. Crossing the strait into other parts of Nibblonia might prove difficult, but we'll try.
CyberKnight

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« Reply #35 on: 06-27-2003 10:18 »

New Cyberia is currently on high alert, in case the upstart nations try anything.  :p For this reason, and the already widespread deployment of New Cyberian forces under the MuDeAl command, we will be unable to provide military hardware in this stabilisation force. We are sure, however, that Nixorbania and Teral can handle the situation.

If any logistical or medical support would be useful, New Cyberia would of course be eager to assist.
Zed 85

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« Reply #36 on: 06-27-2003 10:25 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
MiG 85's patrolling Neutral Air Space have spotted a heavy Urallian fleet, complete with three class B Aircraft Carrier's and on these Carrier's are Nurdbotia's old Fighters, the MiG 50's.

This fleet look's tough and it is big, at least sixty ship's all together not counting the Cruisers and possible Submarines.

Nurdbotia suggest's that Zedoljev and The Federation of Teral to combine they're fleet along with Nurdbotia's and seek out this huge fleet.

Sod that, we call on all members of MuDeAl to support this hunt for the Urallian fleet, if they can spare the ships.

What we will do is send the carriers NSF Lytsov, NSF Mikhan and the super carrier NSF Bukharin with various support ships. Their contingent of Navy Fighters and Bombers will provide joint air cover with Nurdbotia, while having a Battleship task group join the other nation tasks engage the fleet after the initial air and missile strikes.
CyberKnight

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« Reply #37 on: 06-27-2003 10:36 »

Hmmm....if we reallocate some ships from the landings in Melllvania, we should be able to spare military power to contribute to this force.

The NCV (New Cyberian Vessel) Bedwyn, NCV Turon and NCV Norlit ( :p) are fine Turon class scout hydrofoils. They're fast and agile, much moreso than for standard ships of their size, and have long range radar and sonar. Unfortunately they only have a relatively limited weapons capacity - 8 anti-ship missiles apiece. However, to help eradicate this Urallian scourge, I've dispatched them to meet up with the MuDeAl fleet.

The President also thanks Nurdbotia for the catalogue. As I am a democratically elected leader, I would of course be unable to accept any personal gifts, but I can accept them on behalf of the nation.  :D

I leave the choice of harem up to you.  ;)
Teral

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« Reply #38 on: 06-27-2003 10:48 »

Following routine patrol duties several ships belonging to 5th fleet will have to return to Colonial Command to restock and take in fuel. After that the entire fleet will rendevouz with the MuDeAl allies. 5th fleet, while not the largest in the Federation navy, comprise of the aircraft carriers TSN Nevak and the brand new TSN Rontan, each carrying 85 aircrafts. The support ships include 3 missile crusiers, 4 heavy cruisers and 5 light cruisers, as well as destroyers and frigates (most specialised in submarine warfare) and 3 Lakarian City class submarines.
Tweek

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« Reply #39 on: 06-27-2003 11:27 »

Zozer's Nation sounds belligerent, that is why I've put the 5th Armoured Bender Brigade with their Nurdbotian nuclear powered quantum armoured death tanks on full alert  :)
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