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Writer unit32
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Rip off his head and put it in a dark,dark box in a dark,dark cellar in a dark,dark house on a dark,dark street in a dark,dark town...
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Oh,my God,none of mine can compete with that!But I guess,I should try.OK,here goes: I would use a tea-cup to dig out his stomach and pore ancient wine where the stomach was.Then I would force-feed him Bender's cooking and when it gets to the place where the stomach was, I would get it out off there and feed it to Cubert again.I would do that about a hour and with every time, with more of his own blood and juices.Then I would break all his boans with a crowbar and use the gravity gun to rip out his organs.Then I would cut off his head and put it in a jar and activate a devise that would electrocute him every second.And then I will live happily ever after knowing that the brat will be tortured for ions to come.And one day,giant insectoids such as the antlions will find the cave where I hid Cubert's head-in-a-jar.
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Timic83
Crustacean
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I'd put some timealtering stuff on his DNA so he can suffer a fate worse than death... PRELIFE! Then death.
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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or a baseball, really it would work, cheap and effective
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Or we could kill him with a tea-cup!Or a shoe-lase! But I still like the idea of a Zombine(Damn it Alyx,it's not funny!) killing him.I always wanted to kill someone with a zombie with a granade.Even more than with a crowbar!
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Ooh,I found the perfect way to kill him!Put him in The Citadel when it was exploding!If you never saw how it happened,then you should,it was the coolest explosion ever!
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