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Beamer

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« Reply #160 on: 09-11-2013 13:07 »

You call your penis "El Diquatro"?

"El Diquatro". Hey, is it too late to change my PEEL name?

You call your jockstrap your "PEEL name"?
totalnerduk

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #161 on: 09-13-2013 00:43 »

Quote from: xX69totalfaglorduk69Xx
Teenagers (such as Snakey) are not emotionally mature. They're bags of hormonally-driven angst. They want to have sex with things, they want to fight things (physical things or concepts), and they want to make an imprint on the world around them.

Hey, fuck you, fag lord. I do what I want, when I want, where I want, as long as Mommy knows where I am and what I'm doing, you sardonic twatassfuckbitchbiscuiteater.

* Nibbs sulks off to him room to listen to Rage Against The Machine

Nibbly's actually becoming quite the contender for a near-future POTM win. The end is nigh!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #162 on: 09-13-2013 01:45 »

His mind is beginning to work. It's entirely down to our influence of course, he mustn't take any credit.
UnrealLegend

Urban Legend
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« Reply #163 on: 09-13-2013 02:45 »

If he wins POTM, we all need to put blonde 'fros on our avatars. smile
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #164 on: 09-13-2013 02:47 »

A bit confused as to why a politically-charged band is equated with hormonally-driven angst, but, eh. As long as we can all call him Ribbed Nipples, I'm happy. smile
km73

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« Reply #165 on: 09-13-2013 09:27 »

big grinbig grin  So then it would really literally be "For Your Pleasure" then! 

p.s., it just occurred to me that that could be another thing that FYP's acronym could stand for, as well.
besides Fecund Yam Particles.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #166 on: 09-13-2013 09:36 »

Fuck Your Plays-on-Words! mad
Nibblonian Leader

Urban Legend
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« Reply #167 on: 09-14-2013 19:35 »

A bit confused as to why a politically-charged band is equated with hormonally-driven angst, but, eh. As long as we can all call him Ribbed Nipples, I'm happy. smile

They understand me, man! Tom Morello's guitar and Zack de la Rocha's wailing lyrics agree with my extremely warped view of politics they formed for me!

* Nibbs sulks off to his other room to listen to Streetlight Manifesto
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #168 on: 09-15-2013 03:26 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2013 03:48 »

Here are my picks, in no paticular order.....

1)SP3K
2)A Tale of Two Santas
3)Roswell that ends Well
4)The Why of Fry
5)Leela's Homeworld
6)The Farnsworth Parabox
7)The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
8)The Prisoner of Benda
9)Overclockwise
10)Meanwhile


What is this? Some kind of Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection?
I found this to be rather Giggle-Like-A-Drunken-Asian-SchoolGirl-Worthy.
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #169 on: 09-15-2013 17:18 »

Lawl, Joel has pizza belly, it's all "arrrrooowwwwlll!" I could feel it before, like he was having a pizza baby.

If the pizza baby isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less is it free?

laff That pun made me face palm so hard it made laughing difficult.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #170 on: 09-17-2013 20:45 »

Want to know what I can't stand?  Sometimes when I try to talk to people, someone always has to-
-Yeah, so annoying when people say what you wanted to say and all. One can never finish their story.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #171 on: 09-17-2013 23:54 »

That one joke from Etern--

*  looks above, grumbles about people who beat sparky to saying things she was going to say--including Eternium, who stole her joke!
Jezzem

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« Reply #172 on: 09-18-2013 16:02 »

Oh good. The walking in IV was..ugh.

The fuck are you doing playing GTA?

I was way younger than pumpkin when I first played GTA, and I turned out to be be the guy who doesn't draw underage rape.
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #173 on: 09-18-2013 23:25 »

No matter what Freako comments, the response is "you make underage cartoon porn. Your argument is invalid."
totalnerduk

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« Reply #174 on: 09-19-2013 02:13 »

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".
Nibblonian Leader

Urban Legend
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« Reply #175 on: 09-19-2013 02:16 »

It's sophisticated. "Underage porn" makes less hits on the NSA trackers.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #176 on: 09-19-2013 07:52 »

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".

It's porn for 12 year olds stupid.
Beamer

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« Reply #177 on: 09-19-2013 11:28 »

Getting back on topic, I thought this post was pretty nomination-worthy:

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".

It's porn for 12 year olds stupid.
totalnerduk

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #178 on: 09-19-2013 11:39 »

I'd like to point out that 12-year-olds are still both children and minors. roll eyes
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #179 on: 09-19-2013 11:47 »

12-year-olds aren't allowed to work in mines. no no
totalnerduk

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #180 on: 09-19-2013 12:02 »

At one time, it was illegal to be 12. You got sent down the mines as a punishment.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #181 on: 09-19-2013 12:11 »

12-year-olds were sent to hang out with the Mayans? Rough.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #182 on: 09-30-2013 03:36 »

My parrets dunt let me goo to pratys. frown

Anyway, would you be able to draw Richard Nixon's head, Hippie?

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this is more than worthy of a POTM nomination; He should just win it, no questions asked.
Lost My Phone

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« Reply #183 on: 09-30-2013 03:38 »
« Last Edit on: 09-30-2013 03:44 »

Here are some posts I think are pretty worthy of nomination:

x

HEAR IS A FREEE-HAND OF QUAMBUM NUTRIENT FLIEDS' REQUEEST:
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #184 on: 09-30-2013 06:30 »

What's so wrong with rape and small mammals?
Nibblonian Leader

Urban Legend
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« Reply #185 on: 10-01-2013 01:12 »

Organized crime tests are the easiest kind of crime tests!

1. Who is the best-known participant in the Valentine's Day Massacre?
Wasn't me.  I don't know who'd do a thing like that.

2. In what year did Ronald Reagan convene the President's Commission on Organized Crime?
I ain't never heard of no Commission.

3. The RICO Act contains provisions that allow the federal government to seize assets from _____.
Legitimate businesses.

Teach me your hilarious ways, DrT.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #186 on: 10-01-2013 09:40 »

And now the wealth of a familiar stone who had lots of everything, until the sun had no choice but to get her and keep her.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #187 on: 10-01-2013 09:50 »

Wooo, I made a nomination-worthy post! That POTM trophy is mine...

M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #188 on: 10-01-2013 10:51 »

winna

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« Reply #189 on: 10-01-2013 10:55 »

               
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #190 on: 10-01-2013 11:06 »

Yeah. Do it.
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #191 on: 10-04-2013 15:59 »
« Last Edit on: 10-04-2013 16:10 »

I'm sure they'll be fine now that tnuk has provided the missing link*, therefore giving them context!

*Somebody had better put this in the nomination-worthy post thread, you bastards!

There's so much yoinking and thrusting coming from your direction lately, Capper. Is it mating season for your species already?
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #192 on: 10-04-2013 16:02 »

winna is my friend.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #193 on: 10-05-2013 09:57 »

Who do I see if I want to make a custom avatar?

There is no need to have a custom avatar; once one has chosen an avatar one should stick with it.
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #194 on: 10-05-2013 18:40 »

HIPPIE TOAD!!!!!
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #195 on: 10-06-2013 01:01 »

HIPPIE TOAD!!!!!

Hippie Toad has many, many great posts. Can you be more specific?
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #196 on: 10-06-2013 06:58 »

I think she might be looking for this thread. smile
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #197 on: 10-06-2013 18:35 »

Really all his posts are spectacular, but Beamer's got the right one.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #198 on: 10-08-2013 08:06 »

Back on topic, Jezzem's summary of recent events in the Rant thread may very well stand to earn this wonderful man all of the Gay Skittles in the world:

I just walked past a couple of Muslim girls in full gear and they smelled terrible, just like all Muslim women.

I just walked past a couple of Muslim girls in full gear and they smelled terrible, just like all Muslim women.

I don't know, that sounds a little dodgy to me...

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING RACIST THERE'S AN AFRICAN GIRL IN MY CLASS!

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ANY WHITE PERSON OF BEING RACIST! PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT RACIST COMMENTS FROM WHITE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! KNEEJERK REACTIONS!
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #199 on: 10-09-2013 02:59 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2013 04:32 »

I have three cats and a ferret with me now, so now I can visit this thread again perhaps.  Before that I was thinking of buying a bag of dog food and snuggling with that at night and pretending like I had my jarro again. frown

smile

Here are muskrat and girlkitty (girlkitty has different names to different people.  She's also the one I made promises too for taking care of me in a cold hell a long time ago far away from here....)





They're pretty good cats and they sleep in the bed with me at night now that I sleep on a bed.  Oh by the way I now sleep on a bed.  I call the ferret snake dog, but my sister named him wolfgang. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart <insert her new last name>

I'll have to take more pictures of them, since I love them lots and I thought some of you might enjoy pictures of them too.  Thank you all for sharing your pets as well, I look at them and their stories sometimes and it makes me happy sad or sad happy depending upon my mood.  I was very lonely, and although I still am, I have animals who trust me, friends who care about me, and family who love me.  I live in a universe with my brothers and sisters and all of the animals that crawl upon the earth, fly through the sky, breathe in our skin, and swim in our seas, that our Awesome Heavenly Father has gifted us with.  I feel rather blessed much of the time, for all the hells that I've visited that I have yet to expire and that such wonderful curious creatures and entities have crossed my path.  Lots of love and blessings to all my peelers for you have been my friends true for longer than I care to remember... my sanity gasket as I write my journal entries, my rational, my pleasures vicarious, my music soul to soothe, and my loves.  You've been a home away from home despite my outbursts, through my nonsense and tantrums, with my depressions and failings, smiling all of the same and cheerful for our journeys.  I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, and I hope your lives are fulfilled in ways in which you are yet to kmprehend. smile



also:

I love the fact that your posts still remain cute and whimsical even when they include a plethora of cunts. love

big grin love
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