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« #85 : 07-11-2013 16:45 »
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Saying one's religious identity is Christian is like saying one's racial identity is primate (in the case of archbishops, it could be both).
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« #86 : 07-12-2013 03:01 »
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This is my before and after work reading. Keep up the novel boys!
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« #88 : 07-13-2013 22:24 »
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Oh sure, when Randi shows off her body, everyone stops and stares, but when I show my body, everyone's all like "OMG EW NIBBS PUT A SHIRT ON, GODDAMN YOU PASTY!"
We say that even when you don't show your body.
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« #89 : 07-14-2013 18:37 »
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Could you have been any more nerdy at that moment. It's almost...
Unreal...
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« #90 : 07-15-2013 07:02 »
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OK, I got it. The best couple is...Zapp & his own mirror reflection.

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« #92 : 07-15-2013 12:55 »
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....why did he take his shirt off? How very...erotic. I hope they lived happily ever after.
Trading card law: The rarer a card is, the cooler it has to be. Who's gonna buy dozens of packs and continuously throw away ones they already have in search of fucking Albert?
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« #93 : 07-18-2013 15:33 »
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It only happens very rarely, but often passes after about five minutes. Nothing to worry about, I'm sure. Just temporarily uncomfortable..
Your dad or mom is supposed to have a talk with you about how your body changes at your age. It sounds like you're just manstruating.
Aww, maybe your dad will take you to the store to get your first box of manpons. Be sure to read the instructions and rest assured that a manpon can never get lost inside of your body.
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« #94 : 07-18-2013 20:48 »
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there are no neighbors standing on your porch shouting "Your chickens are in my yard again!" to disrupt you.
So...your milkshake drives all the chickens from the yard? 
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« #96 : 07-24-2013 23:58 »
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Some commentary on the squabbling up-thread :
There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism, tnuk, but constant criticism is bound to get other PEELers backs up. And calling people idiots for enjoying the current run, or snidely asserting they're not "discerning in their tastes" is just rude. Your opinion is just that - your subjective opinion. Posting a graph which shows other people share your opinion does not make it the definitive opinion. Posting "you're wrong" in flashing red text doesn't make it the definitive opinion. Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you stupid and blind definitely doesn't make it the definitive opinion. It just makes you an asshole. And I'm a little sick of you lampshading your responses by claiming to be smarter / more invested in the show / more sarcastic than your opponent.
You think that those who disagree with you are generally wrong, and generally back away from the argument with egg on their face. That's a statement that's a little hard to swallow.
It's impossible for you or your opponent to be "right" in many of your arguments, because they often revolve around your attempts to prove your opinion is fact. You can state your opinion as exhaustively and as eloquently as you like, but that won't transmute it into fact. Your vocabulary alone suggests you're a smart guy, so it baffles me that you persist in this. You make a statement like "the new series was bad" and expect us to bow down to the unimpeachable power of the bold button and accept your opinion as fact. Unfortunately, it's easy to bold things. Anyone can do it! It adds no weight to your argument. If you want to state "the last series was bad" as your opinion, go ahead. But if you insist upon calling it fact, and getting snotty about everyone who doesn't agree, you're going to annoy people. It's poor forum etiquette, to say the least.
When you present your opinions rationally, I quite enjoy reading them. But I don't enjoy disagreeing with you (if merely reminding you your opinion is not fact can be called that ). You think those you argue with have all retreated with "egg on their face" because you were winning the argument. Not true, I'm afraid. In my case, I got sick of your obfuscating text-dumping, and gave up trying to talk to you. It was boredom, and the happy reminder I had better things to do, that led to me abandoning the conversation. I'd wager I'm not the first. Bombarding your opponent with text and breaking out your best vocabulary doesn't make you right, it just makes you obnoxious - the metaphorical kid in the sandbox, screaming "MY CASTLE IS THE BEST!!" so loudly no-one else can be heard. You haven't won the argument, you've just exhausted everyone in range.
Friendly reminder : your opinion is not the word of God.
"Yeah, some people still really enjoy it. That's fine. They're allowed to. But I'm allowed by the same token to point out that this means they're about as discerning in their tastes as a hobo rummaging through a dumpster for his dinner." - No, you're not. You're allowed to say you don't enjoy it, but that doesn't give you carte blanche to insult everyone who does.
Your inability to respect a different opinion is just absurd now. As is your assumption that all praise for the new run is "blind". It isn't and you know it. There's a healthy mix of praise and concrit on PEEL, often within the same post. Just because posters praise things you didn't find praiseworthy, or have the audacity to declare they still love the show, doesn't mean their praise is "blind" or "undiscerning", or that they're witless berks. It just means they've committed the cardinal sin of having ( ) a different opinion to you. If you can't accept that, a forum is really the wrong place for you, and I suggest you replace PEEL with the sycophantic comfort of a mirror.
Nailed it. Full-on, nailed it.
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« #97 : 07-25-2013 13:17 »
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You would do the same thing, Freako.
No, he wouldn't.
If Freako did that, there'd be no towel, two octopi worth of tentacles, and Leela would be fourteen.
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« #98 : 07-28-2013 23:07 »
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I thought I was depressed, but it might have just been PMS 
There's always next month, Randi. There's alwys next month.
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« #99 : 07-29-2013 20:15 »
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WOMEN! 
I have been eating a few of them recently, actually. But I didn't know that, so thanks. It is going away a bit, too. 
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« #101 : 07-31-2013 17:23 »
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I suggest starting from the end slowly approaching 8th season until you reach the high point of Springfield Files. That should satisfy your need.
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« #108 : 08-02-2013 06:16 »
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Beaker Beaker, rubber ducky's on your six, over. Also, getting back on topic, M0le's contribution to the glorious dead horse beating of 2013 was quite clever: THE PYRRHIC STIM
Was it worth the price I paid?
And I'm way more proud of this than I should be: ILLICIT SKIM
I don't think that's milk...
B-
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« #109 : 08-10-2013 23:58 »
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Before breakfast each morning, I wander the streets and lure 9 men back to my lair, where I crush their ballsacks and use the resulting delicious, sweet powder as a sweetener in my coffee. I then take their dick and add it to one of my beautiful dick necklaces (or, as I like to call them, dick-laces) and wear these dick-laces around to show my prowess as a hunter.
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« #111 : 08-11-2013 22:46 »
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I get it now. All those shirtless pics were to build up to the one and only (awesome) shirt you do own. I approve.
See, this guy gets it.
I really hope you don't have any awesome trousers...
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« #112 : 08-13-2013 03:40 »
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Newbies and diarrhea aren't exactly mutually exclusive.
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« #113 : 08-13-2013 18:48 »
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If it was in a PM then I'm guessing it's tnuk.
I was thinking him...if it weren't for that last line. Look at it - the three ellipses, followed by a space, followed by a capital A. Something like that would drive him insane.
Does he go into convulsions as well? It could be...Epilipsisy.
New kitten yayay!
I went round to my parents to play with her. She was rather shy at first but then came out of her shell a bit. What I didn't realise (having lived in the house for 2 years) was that there was a hole in the wall behind the family pc. She decided to climb in and fall the other side, in between the two houses I assume. At this point it was like being in a horror movie kind off. You hear of those stories of cats getting stuck between walls and such so I was kind of freaking out. She tried to get out a few times to no avail. She managed to get her paws underneath her head but again couldn't move so I quickly grabbed her head and pulled her out. To probably the biggest relief I've felt. Scared wasn't even the word. But all is good now 
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« #117 : 08-18-2013 20:27 »
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Wellm one cannot really put one's own gems in here.. gemful as they may be.. What am I, Nibblonian Leader?!.. YOU COULD HAVE CERTAINLY STUCK THEM IN THOUGH (  ) heh no that's okay, no one like ever puts anything of mine in here, ever
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